Hearthpwn

Ok little boys - I know you are excited to be laddering again after the reset but PLEASE keep your hand stroking the teeny weeny little clit you call a penis instead of using the emotes. If you cum too soon just lick it up like you usually do.

BRODE if by any chance you visit the salt thread on here to see how it's going... well... your legacy is a boring toxic piece of shit and you will forever be a CUNT in my view for not getting autosquelch implemented and not prioritising nerfs and not insisting that clearly unbalanced cards get toned down before release. Totally shit game Brode. Your legacy is a pile of crap.

the meta is so exciting

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I finished monster hunt and decided to play more since this meta is absolute trash. I just failed 22 runs straight because of round 6-7 bosses were always either Craggtorr, Azalina or Gnomenapper. I checked the pool list on Icy Veins. There's like 11-12 bosses for round 6 and 7. But I've gotten highroll roflstomped by the same 3 bosses 22 times in a row.

There literally isn't a single corner of this game I find enjoyment in anymore.

Wild is ruined. Standard is complete garbage. The ladder and casual is filled with non-interactive, degenerate decks. Shit is too oppressive to meme anymore. Community is filled with a bunch of White Knighting Blizzard fan bois that devour any turd T5 shits out. Fucking morons.  They're 3 expansions ahead in development and can't be bothered to roll out regular balance patches? Fuck them, and fuck you for praising them like they're not just the next fucking EA ruining modern gaming.

This game is a sloppy half-made, bug infested raging dumpster fire. But we all keep playing it because sunk cost fallacy or you're a fucking ****** and don't know better.

Fuck this shit.

how do i beat tier 1 copy pasted from vs murloc paladin with my 'dont mind me just trying to actually enjoy hs for once' fun deck in casual?

I haven't opened that many Witchwood packs but it seems like I always open the same cards and it's a little frustrating. 

Played against this noob warlock who kept making misplay after misplay. I kept the board clear and was in control the whole game, then he pops his deathknight and wins the game on the spot. I didn't draw any of my remaining 5 AOE's in the next turns, of course. Everything I needed in the bottom half of my deck. Fuck this shit.

Wait, is there still someone defending people that are using emotes to disturb opponent?
Damn, i am so glad that this awesome site has the block and ignore function 

Hearthstone is a game right? It is supposed to be fun right? I actually took part in my first Rage Quit (just closed the client without conceding). Got matched up against a Priest who I'm pretty confident their sole purpose is to grief other players as you wouldn't build a deck this way otherwise. 

Only minions I ended up seeing from their own deck were Cabal Shadow Priests, otherwise this is what I saw before closing the client:

Pint Size Potion x 2, Potion of Madness x 2, Shadow Visions x 2, Spirit Lash, Shadow Word: Death, Shadow Word: Pain x 2, Shadow Madness, Shadow Word: Horror, Excavated Evil, Cabal Shadow Priest x 2, Dragonfire Potion x 2, Entomb x 3 (1 from Shadow Visions), Lightbomb and 2 Mind Controls.

Is it really necessary for the "season chest" notification to stay up so damn long?  Just let us click through it right away like every other annoying notification.

Playing a game in casual, and by turn 9 it's pretty clear I'm SOL, and my opponent will win. Ok, well played right? Then comes the emote, "Heh, greetings."

I can't stand the little shits who must play this game and think they're so funny. The same losers who if they are going to lose will surely rage quit or storm off.  

Show some class you pricks. 

Why blizzard is so late to bring updates? They announced that they would fix Shudderwock, so, what are they waiting for?

nah i should be good, my opponent needs to roll perfectly on these missiles.

i deserve to lose because luck. 

i can't even lol.......discussing spiteful summoner on the reddit HS and dude is actually saying that the game would not be better if it were more balanced.....im fuckin done.

I think tempomage is a very nice archetype and i'm glad it sees more play recently. Got matched against in in casual 6 times in a row where people "try it out" . Last expansion it was my most favorite deck to play against and now its back. I really appreciate the effort people did made to revive this cool deck with this super fun strategy and cool combos. I was afraid after the rotation it wouldn't be viable but i am really thankful that i was wrong. Its really unfun to play games that last longer than turn 5

Im slowly beggining to believe that certain type of people are playing certain type of decks. I was trying to have fun and play some semiviable or Tier 2 decks on Wild ranked. But it seems like the people that need to compensate something in their live are playing nothing but Paladins, Aluneth Mages and Giant decks. And guess what? decks like Quest Pala, Jade Shudderwock Evolve Shaman or Arcibishop Priest have little chances against them. And even then my scumbag opponents have urge to BM even though he can clearly see that im playing meme deck. Well Im switching to Cubeblock and I start beating them. Guess what? All these decks are losing to mine build of Cubelock and they feel like they need to rope me every fucking single turn. If you are playing Aluneth Mage, Cancerous Paladin or Giant decks, then there is special place in hell for you. Not only because you are playing decks like these but also because you are a bming and roping piece of shit. To any other deck on Wild ladder: My sincerest apologies to you. They made me do it. At least I will play Cubelock or Malygos Druid that are requires some braincells and which are not winning for only playing cards that glow green.

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Im slowly beggining to believe that certain type of people are playing certain type of decks. I was trying to have fun and play some semiviable or Tier 2 decks on Wild ranked. But it seems like the people that need to compensate something in their live are playing nothing but Paladins, Aluneth Mages and Giant decks. And guess what? decks like Quest Pala, Jade Shudderwock Evolve Shaman or Arcibishop Priest have little chances against them. And even then my scumbag opponents have urge to BM even though he can clearly see that im playing meme deck. Well Im switching to Cubeblock and I start beating them. Guess what? All these decks are losing to mine build of Cubelock and they feel like they need to rope me every fucking single turn. If you are playing Aluneth Mage, Cancerous Paladin or Giant decks, then there is special place in hell for you. Not only because you are playing decks like these but also because you are a bming and roping piece of shit. To any other deck on Wild ladder: My sincerest apologies to you. They made me do it. At least I will play Cubelock or Malygos Druid that are requires some braincells and which are not winning for only playing cards that glow green.

 

T6 spiteful into tyrantus. T7 spiteful into fucking tyrantus again. If you play spiteful druid,i hope that you will get ass cancer.

Taunt druid is so incredibly lame.

The Sonya + charge combo with quest rogue is so so so so stupidly strong. The only way to play against it is not playing minions.

"aggro decks keep greedy control decks in check" is the biggest fucking lie in the entirety of competitive card games.