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Quote from caligo92 >>

I was just playing my first game EVER as a cubelock because i just wanted to try that brainless piece of shit deck. was matched against quest rogue (for the first time since WW came out, never faced them before *hmmm strange...*) and had the shittiest draw ive ever seen from a cubelock...

 

 Cubelocks deserve to be matched against quest rogue all day long

 

The rng of Burgle Rogue can be so frustrating when it hits something very powerful. Had a Hagatha played against me while playing my even shaman. That felt awful. 

Are you fucking kidding me right now?
In fucking casual i see 5 odd-paladins and odd hunters (mixed) in a row? Are you serious right now? If you bringing this meta bullshit in casual, just know: You are the worst piece of HS playerbase. You are the worst of people in hs comunity. You are the true cancer what killing any creativity and joy in this game. I hate you. I hope your day will be ruined completely. Every day.

Quote from Shpinatik >>

As i see, you are playing very skillfull decks, nice, nice, hope you will be countered every time.

Quote from Krafulu >>

The rng of Burgle Rogue can be so frustrating when it hits something very powerful. Had a Hagatha played against me while playing my even shaman. That felt awful. 

Wow, T1 cubelock in casual.  Yo momma must be so proud of you.  You're the scum that plagues this game and ruins it for everyone.

Paladin players are absolutely the worst, that's all

What's the secret to playing a spiteful or cubelock deck and not feeling slimy? I've tried playing both before, and both times I had to stop because there's no real joy to be had or accomplishment to make. If you hit legend with spiteful druid, you may as well have used a bot to hit legend and felt proud of it for some unknowable reason.

Just wasted an hour in tavern brawl because of daily quest to lose 3 games. first one discovered 3 ice blocks since the turn i had lethal until he kills me with back to back burn spells. other one was just an asshole that roped every turn for no reason. and the last one was a priest who discovered perfect answers every. damn. turn. i can't even express my whole salt right now i am just speechless.

Quote from bbqsausage >>

Are you fucking kidding me right now?
In fucking casual i see 5 odd-paladins and odd hunters (mixed) in a row? Are you serious right now? If you bringing this meta bullshit in casual, just know: You are the worst piece of HS playerbase. You are the worst of people in hs comunity. You are the true cancer what killing any creativity and joy in this game. I hate you. I hope your day will be ruined completely. Every day.

Today I faced a Warlock who had a golden hero - that means they’ve won 500 ranked games? - in casual playing a fully refined cubelock.

Then I faced a golden paladin playing odd dudeladin.

Why? Why are these people there? 

If a deck has been known to win X games in stats it simply shouldn’t be allowed to be played in CASUAL. 

The player should receive a pop-up innkeeper stating, “Whoa dude. That deck’s been played too many times to be classed as casual. You’re a great net decker, so how about you play this in ranked and put yourself to the test? Or shall we go back and make a different deck that’s a bit more...well...casual with your awesome collection?”

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Are you fucking kidding me right now?
In fucking casual i see 5 odd-paladins and odd hunters (mixed) in a row? Are you serious right now? If you bringing this meta bullshit in casual, just know: You are the worst piece of HS playerbase. You are the worst of people in hs comunity. You are the true cancer what killing any creativity and joy in this game. I hate you. I hope your day will be ruined completely. Every day.

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Quote from bbqsausage >>

Are you fucking kidding me right now?
In fucking casual i see 5 odd-paladins and odd hunters (mixed) in a row? Are you serious right now? If you bringing this meta bullshit in casual, just know: You are the worst piece of HS playerbase. You are the worst of people in hs comunity. You are the true cancer what killing any creativity and joy in this game. I hate you. I hope your day will be ruined completely. Every day.

I can see how it would feel that it stifles creativity, but I think it can help it in some degree as well. 

When I've been theorycrafting and then homebrewing various combo or otk decks I've had to consider stronger and/or faster decks, wondering how I may need to change my deck in order to give it better survivability or a little more value before reaching my win condition. In all honesty that has helped me be a better play and to know how to be more creative in my deckbuilding. Sometimes it has meant that I felt that I needed to create a highlander deck out of my combo deck (with the exception of any combo piece duplicates), or that I've needed to add a N'Zoth deathrattle package just to squeeze out some more value from deathrattles like Sludge Belcher and/or extra cycling from Loot Hoarders.

Tier decks can stifle creativity, but they can also make you innovate your deck as well since you are facing challenging decks, instead of facing potentially weak meme decks that don't threaten you, and in turn encourage you to make your deck better.

Fuck all paladin players, their family, their extended family and everything they ever loved.

I was playing Aggro Paladin and something along the lines of this happened:

Turn 5: I played Prince Liam

Turn 6: I draw Emeriss while behind on board. (Thank you Prince Liam...NOT!)

Turn 7: I draw Dire Wolf Alpha while still behind on board.

Turn 8: I draw another Emeriss and immediately concede.

I was thinking "Are you fucking serious, Liam?" (Luckily, I didn't say that due to the fact that there was a four-year-old relative in my house at the time.)

Quote from Pumpkin03 >>

Oh, really funny spiteful summoner. Turn 5 coin + that piece of shit into emeriss. Meteor and trade. Turn 9 he plays the second fuckin' summoner, i think "Well, i still have a meteor in hand and after that i could play doomayer in order to finish the game with frost lich jaina on turn 10 and a clear board". That's what i thought, before summoner summoned Tyrantus... 6 MANA 16/16 CAN T BE TARGET BY SPELLS OR HERO POWER WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? R U SERIOUS BLIZZARD? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 6 MANA 16/16s????? WHY NOT MAKING A 1 MANA 30/30 CHARGE???

i dont understand.  how am i losing with a wacky fun deck vs even paladin in casual???

i think i disovered a bug.  this is crazy.  im not seeing how tier 1 cconstructed baku paladin that drew the nuts on every single turn.......wins in casual vs a fun deck.  can someone explain????

Hearthstone witchwood update:

Smorc face 24/7 no fun allowed.

so many fucking idiots on the forums. its one thing to have an opinion, its another to parade it around as fact without numbers or evidence. yet we have all these retards running around spouting nonsense as if it was fact verified from only them, an unknown useless source. 

like it blows my mind that these are humans, like actual people in real life with a functioning brain to some degree. it makes no sense how people can become this stupid, while they have one of the most powerful tools on the face of the earth lodged into their skull. 

i often think that people that are this stupid are either 1:trolling or 2: a waste of sperm and should be publicly executed