Hearthpwn

Game 1: lost to an odd paladin who got volcano from the cauldron

Game 2: lost to a quest warrior whose biggest minion survived after brawl (the odds were 5:2 in my favor)

Game 3: lost to another odd paladin who got Rin from stonehill defender and destroyed my deck

Just another day in hearthstone...

look at this wacky and fun deck this guy is playing in casual!  keleseth AND spiteful summoner?

wacky!

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Game 1: lost to an odd paladin who got volcano from the cauldron

Game 2: lost to a quest warrior whose biggest minion survived after brawl (the odds were 5:2 in my favor)

Game 3: lost to another odd paladin who got Rin from stonehill defender and destroyed my deck

Just another day in hearthstone...

I was 1 game away from reaching legend, and the guy get's super lucky with both Defiles into the skull, into Voidlord into umbra into cube. I immediately went on a losing streak and fell back down to rank 3... I sometimes can't deal with this game.

How do you put like the little thing at the bottom of your post like I'm triggered that I don't know how to do that lol

I am sick of playing Ballerina Warrior. Blood razor, warpath, warpath, warpath, makes you dizzy, makes you want to SMASH YOUR PHONE!

And don’t even get me started on Armor Druid.

Facing too many Warlocks. Okay, let's make this Cubelock since I have the dust now. The first game is against Hunter. Kill me pls

Oh look, I've won. lol, now I understand why Blizzard doesn't nerf this deck.

I won again. WTF is happening? WHERE THE SKILL CEILING??! I NEED TO LEARN THE DECK BEFORE I GET MY WINS.

I sincerely wish the worst for quest mage players, especially now that wild is infested with them. Disenchanted all of my ladder decks for both standard and wild because it's not even fun to play these try hard decks and my hate for people because of a stupid card game is reaching unhealthy levels, seriously need a break from this shit.

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Facing too many Warlocks. Okay, let's make this Cubelock since I have the dust now. The first game is against Hunter. Kill me pls

Oh look, I've won. lol, now I understand why Blizzard doesn't nerf this deck.

I won again. WTF is happening? WHERE THE SKILL CEILING??! I NEED TO LEARN THE DECK BEFORE I GET MY WINS.

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Quote from Wolfgang_02 >>

Facing too many Warlocks. Okay, let's make this Cubelock since I have the dust now. The first game is against Hunter. Kill me pls

Oh look, I've won. lol, now I understand why Blizzard doesn't nerf this deck.

I won again. WTF is happening? WHERE THE SKILL CEILING??! I NEED TO LEARN THE DECK BEFORE I GET MY WINS.

  it's the "anyone can win" deck..... it's perfect for players who are only concerned with winning, hence it's every where

Who thought Kingsbane was a good idea? An unanswerable threat that keeps coming back, added to the most uninteractive mill bullshit. My opponent opened with Kingsbane into Poison into Lifesteal, and that was pretty much game over. Surely there has to be a way to silence a weapon if they're to come up with bullshit like that. 

Quote from Kaladin >>

actual insanity how badly i draw

i would love it if i got the same treatment as everyone else and have a normal hearthstone experience.

instead, my account is literally and actually rigged to only have bad draws while my opponents get perfect draws every game.  

i am not exaggerating.

How is it that every single cubefuck curves well or always tops a card they can use to fuck me up? It doesn't matter if you are shit at this game or you haven't played cubelock ever. The deck lets you put cero thought on any play you make because every single thing you might do will ass pull you to victory. Fuck this deck.

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Well played isn't a way to say gg in Hearthstone. I concede because I don't like facing certain decks and yet opponents emote. FUck you assholes. Seriously, trying to be 'courteous' or whatever ain't working and is just fucking straight up rude. If you decided to concede or if you lost, I highly bet that you would get triggered if your opponent emoted at you. And quit with the bullshit emotes at the beginning. Just focus on the fucking game and get on with it. Quit with the hello crap, since every player will probably treat their opponent like their last opponent. Trash assholes

Is there a club for warlock haters? I swear I've played 5 Cubelocks in a row on the ladder which is a tough match up for me as a mainly paladin player, I'm just sick of seeing the same goddamn plays with Void Lord, that stupid fucking Lackey, and the cube itself. We need to have like 4 Spellbreakers per deck for this sucker! That or I just don't know what I'm doing but sheesh, I just hate warlocks.

OK - this is true salt because it's an actual programming flaw..... my opponent was Rogue and copied Hagatha from my class, after she transformed and played the new Rogue legendary, it replayed all her Rogue cards (because she was technically a Shaman now).... it gets worse.

Then, she got Shudderwock and played him.... which copied the multiple legendaries she had (thanks to Shadowstep)... it gets worse.

All the draw, copy, whatever turned into an almost endless cycle and it went on so long, that the game actually ate up MY turn, and it was HER turn again when the animation completed. NOT KIDDING. My deck drew top card, and then her deck drew top card (was fatigue) and it was HER turn.... totally skipped over my turn!!!!

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Well played isn't a way to say gg in Hearthstone. I concede because I don't like facing certain decks and yet opponents emote. FUck you assholes. Seriously, trying to be 'courteous' or whatever ain't working and is just fucking straight up rude. If you decided to concede or if you lost, I highly bet that you would get triggered if your opponent emoted at you. And quit with the bullshit emotes at the beginning. Just focus on the fucking game and get on with it. Quit with the hello crap, since every player will probably treat their opponent like their last opponent. Trash assholes

 

 Ever since I am playing hearthstone, the first thing I do is squelch immediately when the game begins.

Wheres the stupid paladin nerf, i hate that stupid class.

Dear Emote Spamming Dude Paladin in Wild Casual,

Go fucking fuck yourself you fucking fuck.

P.S.

Die in a fucking fire, you fucking cunt.

Sincerely,

Fucking Everyone.

play against spiteful druid

dont draw either primordial drake until last 6 cards

in casual

kill me