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PSA to every Cubelock player in the game: YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF HUMAN BEING. I made a vow to myself to never craft patches the pirate or ever play a deck that required him and I made it through the year of the mammoth. I vow to do the same with Cubelock. The deck is a joke and stifles creativity. It takes limited skill to play and took no hit power wise with the rotation. FUCK!

Well this new meta is weird and apparently engineered so that no matter what, I never draw a card I need when I need it.

Today's games:

Game #1 - Taunt Warrior (me) vs. Shudder Shaman - autoquit.  

Game #2 - Taunt Warrior vs. Taunt Warrior.  He has Sulfuron by turn 4.  I can't draw a taunt to save my life.  I'm scraping by on 4 armor per turn and topdecking into the handful of rush clears I have.  On turn 9, I've drawn *ONE* taunt minion.  Finally draw 3-mana taunt echo, play them all.  Brawl clear.  Top deck the other one, play them all, brawl clear.  Top deck the 5/11 taunt creeper. He silences it.  Top deck the other 5/11 taunt creeper.  HE SILENCES IT AGAIN.  Jesus Christ who runs two silences in TAUNT warrior!?!?!?  I finally establish a board but his Sulfuron goes face, face, face, and I'm dead.

Game #3 - Switch to Rush warrior vs. Tess Rogue.  Fox gives him brawl.  Load the board, brawl.  Load the board again, plays Tess, brawl clears everything except her AND he shadowsteps her back.  Trying to play around Tess, load 2 minions, brawl, AGAIN leaves Tess.  BREWMASTER HER BACK.  WHO THE FUCK RUNS BREWMASTER!?  Conceed.

Game #4 - Tess Rogue vs. Control Hunter.  Opening hand:  Tess, Vilespine, Leeroy.  Mulligan all of it.  Draw Vilespine, Saronite, Saronite.  Hang into the game until I have 6 cards left.  At this point I STILL HAVE NOT DRAWN TESS although I have played Minstrel *THREE* TIMES.  Finally draw Tess, play her, he top decks a kill command and wipes me out.

Game #5 - Tess Rogue vs. Taunt Warrior.  Same story.  Hang in until I have less than 10 cards left.  Still have not drawn Tess.  I have played a total of 9 games with Tess since launch, and I have played her in a total of TWO games.  I have only DRAWN her in about 4.  And these games go LONG.  Jesus.

Game #6 - Dude Pally vs. Shudderwock Shaman.  Short version: load the board, volcano.  Load the board, volcano.  Load the board, lightning storm.  Load the board, lightning storm.  Load the board, saronite/saronite/random taunt total.  Clear his shit out, Shudderwock.  I just walked away.  I don't have the 45 minutes to spare.

Matter of curiosity, is "autistic" the new insult for teenagers these days?  Not a fan.

Amen brother!

I am literally stuck at rank 1 due to stupid shit odd hunter decks, and seeing people complaining about cubelock just makes me laugh.

Alright. That's it.

I'm calling shenanigans on this circus.

Twenty times now. Twenty. Times. I've been one win away from standard 15 and... boom. I get my ass handed to me in pieces by some golden hero who is clearly better than me. 

I've fucking had it, Blizzard. This is a PATTERN. WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. GOING. ON.

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I am literally stuck at rank 1 due to stupid shit odd hunter decks, and seeing people complaining about cubelock just makes me laugh.

 Tell me about it.

 Well, i went from r1 4 stars to 0 stars like 3 times yesterday, since you cannot be as consistent as you need to be in clearing against aggro pally, and still have enough taunts and heals against hunter all the time. On top of that, there are infinite druids and several spiteful decks running around, so trying to balance around all of these is like squaring a circle, it does not really work. You can try (i did) but then you are at blizzards mercy for draws. Still better than being at their mercy for matchups i suppose.

LOL Cubelocks complaining

This thread should be forbidden for them

aaaaand cancer face mage is back.

I do understand your frustration with cubelock being a tier 1 deck but WHY DAFUQ anyone isn't mentioning that twat-broken baku hunter???! . The guy who invented it just needs to be castrated asap. Deck requires no brain usage whatsoever, just go fucking face....and this fucking deal 3 dmg bullshit rekts me all the time. Just herp derp me go face :F

Not sure why people have to go on like complete cocksniffs. Ooo you beat me with Cubelock, well done so much skill involved there son. Get a grip tosser.

Wow really tired of idiots who are playing a net-decked Cubelock in constructed not even a week after the WW release... take that to ladder and let the rest of us try some of our new toys out.

Ok i know it is just me this is RNG....

But why when i face spitfull deck and they pull out a 10 cost spell.... why does it always have to be a 12/12.

I mean come on... on turn 5 or 6 a 12/12 this is just unfair and 90% of the time just insta win the match.

I understand this is a card game fully based on RNG. But this is just taking away what was left of skill requirement now it is just brain dead RNG. You either have a very good hand to kill the oponenet within 5 turn or you are the one dying turn 5-7.

This is just boring there is no strategie or game to play. People dont think when they play anymore they just drop a card on the board wait for a rig RNG to win the game or play high dmg low cost drop and control you until you die on turn 5

I get it wild is now too fast so you have to bring the expansion you release to the same level... but by doing so you are ruining the essence of your card game.

The gameplay is simply boring. Rng is a good thing in a card game. But when the RNG factor is winning more game than real combos than this is where it falls appart.

quest mage needs to be banned from hearthstone. 

I'm missing so many epics from Withwood and today i've opened my 6th Rat Trap. That's some really annoying RNG. 

actual insanity how badly i draw

i would love it if i got the same treatment as everyone else and have a normal hearthstone experience.

instead, my account is literally and actually rigged to only have bad draws while my opponents get perfect draws every game.  

i am not exaggerating.

goddamn just ONE game can i please draw normally?

at this point i shouldn't be surprised that casual is full of aggro paladin and spiteful priest....but really????

They should just nerf Baku to 10 mana. Or "buff" to 8. Will fix current meta instantly. Well, except cubelocks.

if you're gonna play my class; warrior, please fuck off with the taunt quest, disgusting living shit.