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Playing in arena at 1-0 against 3 fireland portals, mana wyrms, arcanologist, 2 primordial glyphs, ice block, Meteor, flamestrike, blizzard, meteor... come on, that is bullshit. Worse than constructed.

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Fuck mill decks.

Edit: Just one more day though. Bye coldlight fuckers.

the feeling of destroying a netdeck with a homebrew is pure bliss

I don't usually comment about brawls because they're all pretty brutal.

But this one is fucking stupid.  Seriously, what the hell.  It's worse than Raven Idol garbage. How do people actually like to only play this bs.

FUCK FUCKING MILL ROGUES AND YOUR COCKSUCKING COLDLIGHT ORACLES!  FUCK OFF DIRECTLY NO TALENT PIECE OF SHITS and FUCK THE DUDE that SAYS "oh yea well mill rogues actually take a lot of skill to play".... skill my ass, the only thing they're skilled in is sucking big fat cocks!  and fuck ICEBLOCK too for that matter..  bye bye iceblock.. bye bye cold light BWAHHAH  yea fuck that shit oh whatever will you do when they take your toys away, your no talent asses will have to find some other trick... haha FUCK OFF!

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the feeling of destroying a netdeck with a homebrew is pure bliss

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Ok, in a previous post, I made a claim about my disenchantment of my entire shaman and paladin legendaries. Rest assured that claim was false. Now you may be wondering, why lie about such a thing and complain about a class that rarely sees play on ladder, i.e. shaman. Well, you're not going to believe this but, I don't even have any warlock cards...Nor do I ever intend on allowing a single card to be collected for that class since I have "mained" shaman and paladin since beta. I am the shaman on the ladder. I am the shaman that's beating cubelocks devolves and hexes while using aoe to deal with their other threats such as giants. The reason I lied about being warlock is because that was an actual response by several warlocks who sent me messages after I beat them. I wanted to point out the irony of beating a tier one deck with a homebrew shaman deck and getting to rank 6 with it as well. If you're interested in the deck, let me know. 

 oh man what a plot twist ^^ sorry for my previous post. you really got me there 11/10 trolling :D

i am currently sitting at rank 5 zero stars denying paladin players rank 5 with control mage, but i only targeted paladins because i felt like cubelock is uncounterable, at least not reliably. usually i would be interested to see your shaman deck, but since it's only one more day until the meta changes i just wish you fun ;)

How the fuck isn't call to arms being nerfed yet? It makes absolutely no sense why a card that strong is still allowed to dominate the meta.

each and every warlock now having 2 mixtress, 2 doomsayer and weapon in starting hand now?

If you play warlock, you deserve to die for being a degenerate piece of shit

And probably you are only alive because your mom is a filthy whore

I haven't played Arena in a while but decided to get a run to 2 losses for the free pack.  Holy shit, the stuff you see at 6-0....this Paladin had FOUR Steeds and topdeck Kings for lethal.

just kidding the shit at 6-1 is far worse.

yeah im never playing arena after this.

Playing Dungeon Run as Hunter and decide to try Wee Beasts route, since I've never done it before. Get some decent cards and face Russel the Bard as my 3rd encounter. Then get Whompwhisker as 4th boss. Easy 5th boss, but then Magma Chamber as 6th boss. All of which punished me for playing small minions, but I managed to make it work with one pick of Legendary giving me Dr. Boom and Kel'Thuzad. Get down to 32 health vs Magma Chamber and then proceeds to play 2 Fireballs at my face, then Pyroblast, and then another Pyroblast when I was one turn away from winning.

Yay, another cubelock in casual.  Degenerate filthy piece of shit indeed.

Well I rushed to legend so that I could play against a more versatile meta (hopefully).  I've fallen so far in legend that all I face is rank 2s now lol.  I just wanna play non-zoolock again =( lol.  I can't make legend any other deck.

Now I just get to have fun with decks at faux rank 2.  I'm not a good enough deck builder to make meme decks and I hate this game again lol.

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Call this what you want, but I have a curse when it comes to RNG in this game. I'm not losing my mind, this is for real.

In all of my 3 years playing this game I actually cannot recall getting "the nuts." At the very best I get mediocre hands. I'm not saying this happens every single time, but this happens so much I cannot stress this enough.

Meanwhile, my opponent always has the nuts. Every single game is a struggle, honestly. I have actually broke down in tears at how unlucky I can be, it us really soul crushing,and everytime I get so close to winning my opponent mounts the most epic come back. This happens no matter which format I'm in..I just cannot ladder up not because I'm bad I don't think I'm great at spotting certain things but I know enough and I try my hardest...

Arena is really weird for me. If I draft a really good deck, I do poorly because my opponent just gets the nuts, and when I draft at least a mediocre deck it does surprisingly well.

TD;LR I have literally the worst luck imaginable when it comes to this game. I'm sorry I said alot but I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it'll make me feel better if some of you share my experience...but least to say I think it's time I hung up my hat on this game. My luck has officially run out.

 A season ago i was stucked at rank 12/14.I am pushing every month to rank 2 as a personal achievement,but the last season was something infuriating i couldnt afford it anymore at a point.I almost broke a keyboard because of the stupidity of some comebacks.RNG.its all that.
It took me one full fucking week to reach 10 from 12.Every player had raza and cube with PERFECT,and i mean,really PERFECT draws.silence them?sure,i run 3 silences in every deck i do,worthless.Fill board?worthless.pass hours to study and build a deck?worthless.
Then the magic. in 2 hours,from 14 to 10.one loss only.Then reached 5 in another week.
I believe that blizzard wants you to stop pushing at a point allowing the 50pc algorithm to take space and start working on your w/r.There is no other words i can describe the frustration that this game is giving to me in some days, so no worries bro, you are not alone.
Some favorable matchups can be an instant loss if they have perfect answers from the very beginning,and you cant do much,just concede and move on.
However, believe me or not, but from some lower ranks there are some really pro players that like to test decks and stream them. Some will farm portraits, even at rank 10/15, you wont believe how many players are paying for powerleveling every month through ranks from some really high legend player, and with high i mean in the first 50.
Then there are the lifeless cunts netdecking 24/7,that cant even put 2 cards together and think with their head, but still manage to reach legend with aggro paladin.(nice, you reached legend with murlocs, you are such a pro).
So please,do not be sad, this game is very popular,and as every popular game, it has lifeless players,toxic players who emote you down at every card you play, kids who just vomit their hand down and emote well played, and imbeciles in general.
Just keep building your own, and enjoy the cards, and one day, you will be able to erase thos retards that just know how to  netdeck.

Goddamn man, when you just get home from a nightshift and wanna relax before bed, you figure you'll grab an easy to pilot deck, que up your spiteful priest and proceed to draw both mind controls, both ambers and the 1 copy of grand archivist before turn 6, 3 games in a row, and now you're more pissed than tired. Good times.

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Call this what you want, but I have a curse when it comes to RNG in this game. I'm not losing my mind, this is for real.

In all of my 3 years playing this game I actually cannot recall getting "the nuts." At the very best I get mediocre hands. I'm not saying this happens every single time, but this happens so much I cannot stress this enough.

Meanwhile, my opponent always has the nuts. Every single game is a struggle, honestly. I have actually broke down in tears at how unlucky I can be, it us really soul crushing,and everytime I get so close to winning my opponent mounts the most epic come back. This happens no matter which format I'm in..I just cannot ladder up not because I'm bad I don't think I'm great at spotting certain things but I know enough and I try my hardest...

Arena is really weird for me. If I draft a really good deck, I do poorly because my opponent just gets the nuts, and when I draft at least a mediocre deck it does surprisingly well.

TD;LR I have literally the worst luck imaginable when it comes to this game. I'm sorry I said alot but I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it'll make me feel better if some of you share my experience...but least to say I think it's time I hung up my hat on this game. My luck has officially run out.

 A season ago i was stucked at rank 12/14.I am pushing every month to rank 2 as a personal achievement,but the last season was something infuriating i couldnt afford it anymore at a point.I almost broke a keyboard because of the stupidity of some comebacks.RNG.its all that.
It took me one full fucking week to reach 10 from 12.Every player had raza and cube with PERFECT,and i mean,really PERFECT draws.silence them?sure,i run 3 silences in every deck i do,worthless.Fill board?worthless.pass hours to study and build a deck?worthless.
Then the magic. in 2 hours,from 14 to 10.one loss only.Then reached 5 in another week.
I believe that blizzard wants you to stop pushing at a point allowing the 50pc algorithm to take space and start working on your w/r.There is no other words i can describe the frustration that this game is giving to me in some days, so no worries bro, you are not alone.
Some favorable matchups can be an instant loss if they have perfect answers from the very beginning,and you cant do much,just concede and move on.
However, believe me or not, but from some lower ranks there are some really pro players that like to test decks and stream them. Some will farm portraits, even at rank 10/15, you wont believe how many players are paying for powerleveling every month through ranks from some really high legend player, and with high i mean in the first 50.
Then there are the lifeless cunts netdecking 24/7,that cant even put 2 cards together and think with their head, but still manage to reach legend with aggro paladin.(nice, you reached legend with murlocs, you are such a pro).
So please,do not be sad, this game is very popular,and as every popular game, it has lifeless players,toxic players who emote you down at every card you play, kids who just vomit their hand down and emote well played, and imbeciles in general.
Just keep building your own, and enjoy the cards, and one day, you will be able to erase thos retards that just know how to  netdeck.

 

 Seek help man. 

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Quote from Darksun200 >>

Call this what you want, but I have a curse when it comes to RNG in this game. I'm not losing my mind, this is for real.

In all of my 3 years playing this game I actually cannot recall getting "the nuts." At the very best I get mediocre hands. I'm not saying this happens every single time, but this happens so much I cannot stress this enough.

Meanwhile, my opponent always has the nuts. Every single game is a struggle, honestly. I have actually broke down in tears at how unlucky I can be, it us really soul crushing,and everytime I get so close to winning my opponent mounts the most epic come back. This happens no matter which format I'm in..I just cannot ladder up not because I'm bad I don't think I'm great at spotting certain things but I know enough and I try my hardest...

Arena is really weird for me. If I draft a really good deck, I do poorly because my opponent just gets the nuts, and when I draft at least a mediocre deck it does surprisingly well.

TD;LR I have literally the worst luck imaginable when it comes to this game. I'm sorry I said alot but I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it'll make me feel better if some of you share my experience...but least to say I think it's time I hung up my hat on this game. My luck has officially run out.

 A season ago i was stucked at rank 12/14.I am pushing every month to rank 2 as a personal achievement,but the last season was something infuriating i couldnt afford it anymore at a point.I almost broke a keyboard because of the stupidity of some comebacks.RNG.its all that.
It took me one full fucking week to reach 10 from 12.Every player had raza and cube with PERFECT,and i mean,really PERFECT draws.silence them?sure,i run 3 silences in every deck i do,worthless.Fill board?worthless.pass hours to study and build a deck?worthless.
Then the magic. in 2 hours,from 14 to 10.one loss only.Then reached 5 in another week.
I believe that blizzard wants you to stop pushing at a point allowing the 50pc algorithm to take space and start working on your w/r.There is no other words i can describe the frustration that this game is giving to me in some days, so no worries bro, you are not alone.
Some favorable matchups can be an instant loss if they have perfect answers from the very beginning,and you cant do much,just concede and move on.
However, believe me or not, but from some lower ranks there are some really pro players that like to test decks and stream them. Some will farm portraits, even at rank 10/15, you wont believe how many players are paying for powerleveling every month through ranks from some really high legend player, and with high i mean in the first 50.
Then there are the lifeless cunts netdecking 24/7,that cant even put 2 cards together and think with their head, but still manage to reach legend with aggro paladin.(nice, you reached legend with murlocs, you are such a pro).
So please,do not be sad, this game is very popular,and as every popular game, it has lifeless players,toxic players who emote you down at every card you play, kids who just vomit their hand down and emote well played, and imbeciles in general.
Just keep building your own, and enjoy the cards, and one day, you will be able to erase thos retards that just know how to  netdeck.

 

 Seek help man. 

 

 excuse me, you quoted a post of like weeks or maybe months ago to say seek help.
I was just trying to cheer up this guy that was having hard times on hearthstone.
Whats the point of this answer?to who was it directed?Cant even help people mood in here apparently.

Mogor attacks, triggers, bypasses taunt and 5 minions one turn before lethal.

Are you fucking kidding me? Look at his board and look at my hand, that's top 0.1% rng vs bottom 1%.