Hearthpwn

If you play secret mage on casual you are EVERYTHING that is wrong with Hearthstone right now.

Proof that HS just picks a winner: example #5025

I was warrior, they were shaman. I had 24 health, they had 6. I had recruited perfectly with Woecleaverto get 3 big minions on the board. I had a weapon in my hand in case he was able to clear the board somehow. I liked my chances.

But wait!! Shaman played Devolve. One of my minions got devolved into Bittertide Hydra. Shaman played Volcano. You better believe the hydra got hit 8 times. Goodbye 24 health. 

WTF

Jesus this weeks brawl SUCKS...

"maybe wild will be different, pt 3"

nope, just deathrattle hunter drawing the actual nuts.

"maybe wild will be different part 4"

nope.  just secret paladin drawing the fucking nuts.  huge board of 1/1s into coin tarim into mysterious challenger into call to arms.

'maybe wild will be different, part 5'

nope.  just aggro shaman LITERALLY drawing the actual nuts.

Quote from Kaladin >>

'maybe wild will be different, part 5'

nope.  just aggro shaman LITERALLY drawing the actual nuts.

Wild will never be different. It's just standard on steroids, really. Everything has an insane powerlevel. Aggro is hyperaggro, midrange has insane powerplays and control has an answer to everything.

Quote from fabjx >>

Why do priests ALWAYS get the BEST cards from my deck?

'maybe wild will be different, part 6'

nope.  DRAGON SOUL PRIEST drawing perfectly.

edit: I somehow won that one.  https://hsreplay.net/replay/YE9wemXpsb2v9f6LD68Tp4

If Kripps GF shakes him, is she officially a salt shaker?

I HAVE MANY COMPLAINTS. Why does blizzard not see that rogue is underpowered! Why do other

playing wild ladder as big rogue, opponent is druid. cant tell if big druid or just jade druid since hes just ramped up to 10 mana, played double UI, drawn a few cards with the choose 2 card. i got a bit of luck on my barnes to pull silver vanguard so i can hopefully pull out Lich King, Kel'Thuzad, Sneed's or Charged devilsuar to start pressuring him..

...nope, he just has a 8 card combo on turn 7 to OTK me.  Must be nice to draw the perfect cards every single turn..

Ladder today ranks 3-1, a good mix of opponents and classes? Nope. Try 90% priests.  

I guess Priests have finally overtaken Warlocks for popularity. More board clears than I can fucking handle. Played for hours today - to rank 1, back to 3, and now stuck at 2.  Priest, Priest, Priest, Warlock, Priest. FFS.

blizzard purposefully allows you to be unlucky. I swear by this. i spent years not even being able to reach rank 10. i also culdn't beaet warriorr dungeon run. after almost 500 downed bosses i was ready to just quit. then i spent $500 ont he game. mysteriously that same day i beat the warrior dungeon run on the first attempt for that day. i also went from rank 13 to rank 5 without losing a single game. that whole week, every free pack i received through gold had a legendary minion. about 3 of them also had golden epics and 2 of them had golden rares. then, eeven thouigh i suck at arena and can never get past 3 wins, i somehow miraculously hit 7 wins, 8 wiins. thiiniing this was a big mystery and must be coincidence i stopped spending money on the game for about a month. a week went by then mysteriously all cards i got from free packs were just normal commons and rares, i started losing in arena with only 2 wins and i coudlnt' get past rank 12 for the following month. i also went on to lose repeatedly trying to beat shaman dungeon run. even the  unranked games i lost repeatedly (despite playing the so called OP SECRET MAGE DECK every one complains about) i got mad. so i again spent money on the game, spending almost $150. then mysteriously i was able to hit rank 5 again, get back to 5 arena wins and opened  a lot of legendaries.. i also ended up beating the shaman dungeon run.

i am not lying. i am telling the truth. unless you spned money on this game, blizzard will literally curse you with bad luck.

Big priest  i know yall love it but stop it. Not fun or interactive whatsoever. Barnes love ya buddy but i also LOATHE YOU lol  nothing like coin on 3 Barnes into ysharajj

Id rather play against giants than that...

FUCK COLDLIGHT ORACLE

FUCK COLDLIGHT ORACLE

FUCK COLDLIHGT ORACLE

FUCK COLDLIGHTORACEL

If one more person says "X card is rotating" when I'm giving my opinion on the new cards, I'm gonna fuckin' slap somebody. I'm a wild player. See that wild legend picture attached to all my comments? I don't care if it's rotating.

People also talk like standard is the only format in the game. They say things like "Loatheb used to be good". No, he IS good. It's not like he got deleted from the game.

Reeeeeee

Quote from cluelesspug >>

If one more person says "X card is rotating" when I'm giving my opinion on the new cards, I'm gonna fuckin' slap somebody. I'm a wild player. See that wild legend picture attached to all my comments? I don't care if it's rotating.

People also talk like standard is the only format in the game. They say things like "Loatheb used to be good". No, he IS good. It's not like he got deleted from the game.

Reeeeeee