Hearthpwn

what the fuck is with everyone roping every turn EVERY game

it takes me fucking seconds to play my cards, i have a plan, i see what you play and know how i can respond. its not the complicated of a game. even so, the most frequent offenders are the most brain dead decks!! why am i waiting for fucko the clown to play the one card in his hand that obviously kills me??? i mean i play while i do other stuff too but jesus fucking christ every god damn game is dragged out for no fucking reason. like even when im gonna win its just fucking crazy, how do you not know what youre going to do when its your turn? whats going on in your stupid little pea brain?

 side note, i know its old news but nerfing renathal when the abundance of from hand lethal bullshit is so prominent is still one of the craziest nerfs theyve ever done. 

but hey i tried dipping my toes back into standard! back to battlegrounds!

Which streamer's d*ck are you all sucking that you all play the same shadow priest deck I wonder

So, I was with 3 minions on board and 15 life.

My opponent discovered a rune of archmage, transformed his minion on a 4/1 +2 spell damage, pyroblast my face and ignite my face.

But yeah, gg skilled player, you deserved the win, btw enjoy winning in this children luck game, yeah continue thinking that you are so smart.

Mage is sooooo frustrating to play against, I’d rather have a colonoscopy. Objection, objection, objection, objection, counterspell, counterspell, counterspell counter spell, objection. So frustrating…

Love playing against Mage. 4 Counterspells, 3 Objections, 2 Explosive Runes by turn 10. And no, they don't have any secrets on the list...

This game is 100% manipulated garbage. Doesn't matter what deck you are playing. 

That is all. Delete for your well being and save yourself time and wasted money.

How to counter quest druid?? This bullshit deck is gatekeeping me from higher ranks its so frustrating...

Why is every Mage spell with Manathirst go face and is Manathirst X, do a shitton more dmg?

I’ve had some success against quest druid with Big Spell Mage. More generally, quest druid has some trouble with removing large minions, like the dragons Big Spell Mage can summon. Their biggest removal tool is Onyxia, but, they only have one. So, the bigger you go, the better.

When does Raid the Docks get rotated out? It's not nearly as common as it used to be, but I audibly sigh whenever it get's dropped on the field.

Soo.. I had a break from this stupid ass game.
I decided to come back, play some duels.
Got beated by bugged paladin hero power. 2 mana summon friendly minion that died in this game with 1 hp. It summons two. Endless waves of 3/1 charge lifesteal. I did research and this bug has been for a while now. How the fuck noone care about something soo broken? Oh right, because duels. Fuck y'all time to uninstall this game once more for few months 

Im so sick and tired of Jackpot/casino  rogues. They ALWAYS get to discover the absolute perfect cards.Im at that point where i think its not even random anymore... sorry im just MAD!

This community and mods are toxic addicts 

Mage getting garbage in the new set is deserved, Mage games make me feel like I'm playing Ace Attorney instead of Hearthstone with the amount of times I see "Objection!".

I can't win against Armor Druid. I can't. I'm playing control Warlock and I can't win. I've tried Immolating their hand to get rid of Brann and other bullshit cards they need for their TKO (with Anub'Rekhan and Astalor). I've just read that having a big minion on board works but it really doesn't, not for me anyway. I think this might be the best deck I've ever seen. I can manage some wins against any other types of decks but I can't win against this one. I'm at my wits end and utterly confused. I might end up up auto-conceding against that deck but there has to be a way. I've tried Rivendare before they pull out their combo, no chance. Even if I have the upper hand, they just end up spamming tons and tons of armor (to think this is post-nerf!!!!! Ludicrous). I've tried slowing them down with Watch Posts, doesn't work. I've tried Theotar one of their key cards, doesn't work. I'm starting to wonder if I'll need to embrace the dark side and go Implock or some sort of aggro to deal with this utterly broken shit. It's mind numbing. I don't think there's a class I despise more than druid. Every expansion it's just so obnoxious, no contest.

I'm soooooooooooooo sick of playing constant aggro metas, dying on turn 6 game after game after game after gameeeeeeeeee. What I would do to go back to the days of control running the meta. Not allowed to play any fun decks without playing the same 3 decks every single  game

Still wondering why Druid is allow to hold 20 mana and get access to 60+ armor when the LITERAL GOAL of their decks is hold Stupidly efficient combos that can OTK almost any dek in the format.  Like i am missing something about this not being wise card design? Let aside if the deck is actually good or not against heavy undead priest of stuff ike that.

They should have an achievement: Random Victory Through Rune of the Archmage. Seriously, what's the fun in that, no strategy involved, victory at a coin toss.

Ofc they had to buff mage, THEY DIDNT NEED IT.

SRSLY the whole ping mage package is stupid, why the fuck they have so many GOOD CARDS.

Premium stats / battlecry / INFINITE DAMAGE

WHERE IS INFINITE HEALING ?

Also the fucking rune SHOULD ALWAYS TELL US THE FUCKING SECRET OR GET RID OF THEM FROM RANDOM GENERATION JUST LIKE COLOSSAL.

I guess devs felt like 1 more week of this bullshit wouldn't be that bad.