Hearthpwn

I just can’t ever put into words my disgust with this game. How incredibly un fun and un playable it is now in every mode. Somehow they’ve made that pay wall mean more and more by the day. Runes? Or whatever they’re called. Garbage. Obviously not a new take but I now feel this was put in place specifically for those who said you know what bli$$ard fuck you and would f2p classic or wild. 20000 gold sitting doing fuck all now. Standard no thanks for what? If anyone plays battlegrounds they know the complete obvious pay for rng 100 percent now. It’s literally impossible for me to get above 5th place. Just ended a game where I was at at 32 and guess what happened. A pay fag has perfect rng and hits me for 35 wow so kool so fun. And of course he was playing on a pay board with a special pay finisher. While lil ol me feels like a fool getting punished for not spending real money. Lol. Writing on the wall not just for this game but imo all games was pavel vs lifecoach all those years ago where pavel shot himself in the face and did everything to lose. But lord rnjesus carried him to victory.

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 If anyone plays battlegrounds they know the complete obvious pay for rng 100 percent now. It’s literally impossible for me to get above 5th place. Just ended a game where I was at at 32 and guess what happened. A pay fag has perfect rng and hits me for 35 wow so kool so fun. And of course he was playing on a pay board with a special pay finisher. While lil ol me feels like a fool getting punished for not spending real money. 

meanwhile I've been consistently getting 2nd or 1st place to farm for tess's skin which surprisingly took all of a few hours to get (with some 1st wins being at 10 or 15 hp) without spending a dime for the 2+ choices because I always thought it a little silly they changed it from being a reward for opening 25 packs.

I will never understand why this is an excuse for losing/conceding in battlegrounds. Each to their own though, since I've always picked heroes based on what I like not what is "meta".

Was playing a game and this just happened. At first I thought, that it's  just a visual bug and I need to reconnect/wait for animation to load, but no. I could not move my second minion at all. After this game I added my opponent and he said he had the same effect. Is it something known, or just I am the lucky guy? 
Didn't cost me the game, but was pretty frustrating to see. 

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 If anyone plays battlegrounds they know the complete obvious pay for rng 100 percent now. It’s literally impossible for me to get above 5th place. Just ended a game where I was at at 32 and guess what happened. A pay fag has perfect rng and hits me for 35 wow so kool so fun. And of course he was playing on a pay board with a special pay finisher. While lil ol me feels like a fool getting punished for not spending real money. 

meanwhile I've been consistently getting 2nd or 1st place to farm for tess's skin which surprisingly took all of a few hours to get (with some 1st wins being at 10 or 15 hp) without spending a dime for the 2+ choices because I always thought it a little silly they changed it from being a reward for opening 25 packs.

I will never understand why this is an excuse for losing/conceding in battlegrounds. Each to their own though, since I've always picked heroes based on what I like not what is "meta".

 Congrats you are the exception to the rule. Very proud of you kiddo. You must be a real big brain clearly.

Illuminate-Coin-Shadow Essence-Neptulon all the time😁

I hate the game so much now that Im rather end the season on D1. Well played Blizzard👍

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 Congrats you are the exception to the rule. Very proud of you kiddo. You must be a real big brain clearly.

A very mature response, you must have felt great after posting that.

I'm not the exception to the rule because there isn't a rule to begin with. There are plenty of other people who didn't bother with the perks when they became locked with gold/real money and still get top 4.

You can't honestly say you lost the entire game because instead of being offered the choices Ysera/Milhouse/Lich Baz'hial/Tavish you just got Lich and Tavish, while in the same sentence saying that a person just got extremely lucky in the lobby because guess what? the perks don't increase your chance to find the minions you want.

Like you said, rng is rng, sometimes you go god-like in rolls sometimes you just don't and can at best aim for fourth place.

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 Congrats you are the exception to the rule. Very proud of you kiddo. You must be a real big brain clearly.

A very mature response, you must have felt great after posting that.

I'm not the exception to the rule because there isn't a rule to begin with. There are plenty of other people who didn't bother with the perks when they became locked with gold/real money and still get top 4.

You can't honestly say you lost the entire game because instead of being offered the choices Ysera/Milhouse/Lich Baz'hial/Tavish you just got Lich and Tavish, while in the same sentence saying that a person just got extremely lucky in the lobby because guess what? the perks don't increase your chance to find the minions you want.

Like you said, rng is rng, sometimes you go god-like in rolls sometimes you just don't and can at best aim for fourth place.

 And you think paying real money doesn’t increase your rng? Lol stop being so naive. You come at me saying getting 35 to the face is a result of me not “knowing the meta” please. I didn’t ask for your shit take and personally I don’t care about it either. This is a salt threat. Not a let’s come in and dunk on people thread like you are making it be. If you think “willing” rng to your side is some kind of skill go right ahead and think that. But I do not care. If you want to make silly arguments and pat yourself on the back go to the appropriate thread boy.

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 Congrats you are the exception to the rule. Very proud of you kiddo. You must be a real big brain clearly.

A very mature response, you must have felt great after posting that.

I'm not the exception to the rule because there isn't a rule to begin with. There are plenty of other people who didn't bother with the perks when they became locked with gold/real money and still get top 4.

You can't honestly say you lost the entire game because instead of being offered the choices Ysera/Milhouse/Lich Baz'hial/Tavish you just got Lich and Tavish, while in the same sentence saying that a person just got extremely lucky in the lobby because guess what? the perks don't increase your chance to find the minions you want.

Like you said, rng is rng, sometimes you go god-like in rolls sometimes you just don't and can at best aim for fourth place.

 And you think paying real money doesn’t increase your rng? Lol stop being so naive. You come at me saying getting 35 to the face is a result of me not “knowing the meta” please. I didn’t ask for your shit take and personally I don’t care about it either. This is a salt threat. Not a let’s come in and dunk on people thread like you are making it be. If you think “willing” rng to your side is some kind of skill go right ahead and think that. But I do not care. If you want to make silly arguments and pat yourself on the back go to the appropriate thread boy.

 Being the salt thread, as you so eloquently put it,  I am well within my rights to complain about your complaint as I disagree. Nobody said anything about "willing rng to your side" you either get it or you don't but shelling out 15 dollars isn't going to automatically make your rng in lobbies better than others who don't. What I said was you straight up can't do shit about rng and paying won't help if you don't adapt to what seven other people are doing.

Just because the one time I bought a rewards track for Kul Tiras Jaina (my last purchase with real money) doesn't mean my winrate during MotDF was increased because I suddenly started top decking perfect answers (which I didn't). 

Don’t bother. The Hearthstone Conspirators is a very real subset of the community. You’ll never convince them they lost because of anything but bad luck while everyone else wins because they paid money for it. Arguments don’t matter, how they feel about it does. 

The greatest mystery of all remains: why keep playing game which is rigged? You’d think you wouldn’t participate in this case? But no, they keep playing anyway. I hate this game, I can’t win because I don’t pay but I’ll keep playing even though I’ll never win since I’m a F2P. Insane.

I played big priest when it was still in standard and even then only for a very short period of time because it's by far the most boring deck i've ever played.
Yet some people seem to play nothing else but this deck in wild.
I don't get it.
It's almost always the same sequence of cards in every single game.
How do you not get tired of this after all those years?
Who hurt you?

• Druids who get 8+ damage on the board on turn 2 and can work around hundreds of board clears.
• Sire denathrius in every game.
• Implock decks.

Just some of the things that make me want to uninstall this game. Infuriating

550 wins from all 1k win portraits. Almost there.

Blizzard: New Class!

Okay fine, I'll just worry about that another time and focus on getting as many DH wins as I can get, I'm 61% against the field right now.

Blizzard: Knights of the Frozen Throne is in Standard! AND THERE'S NO IN-GAME NOTIFICATION TO TELL YOU THIS! Literally every other class gets extra cards!

Okay fine, I guess I'll play another class for a bit...

Blizzard can't stop their game crashing.

Okay, guess I'll play another GAME for a bit.

good god why did they bring back eternal servitude and shadow essence into standard what the fuck

There has never been a legendary I have so utterly been salty about disenchanting as much as Bruk'han of the Elements...Christ I didn't even need the dust all that much :(

Like, even if majority of the legendaries I get in packs are for Demon Hunter, each Shaman legendary after disenchanting their hero card (which is like 4 or 5, a class I previously hadn't got a thing for, which is why I decided on the wise idea to disenchant it for dust, since I had no supporting cards!!) has felt like an utter slap in the face.

Don't disenchant, kids, just don't...I'm even keeping Stewart even though I got rid of the quest a week before getting rid of Bruk'han -- Truly a series of unwise decisions leading to a ceasefire with that demonic blue button :/

Imagine disenchanting multiple full expansions after rotation.
Years later you're having an epiphany and realize that you want to start playing wild after all.
Couldn't be me.

Just played against a really cool rogue deck.
It was such a good game. It was an intense back and forth board fight with many interesting turns.
Until...well until my opponent played Denathrius and shadowstepped it.
That's just one of the many reasons why i absolutely hate the design of this card.
It abruptely ends what could've been a really interesting game.
Seriously, f*** this card!

Stupid bug that denies you getting rewards from getting 4th place or better in battlegrounds. It's the 2nd time I eat that crap already.

If you want me to pay for something, at least be upfront about it.

I am so fucking sick of this Relic Demon Hunter deck. If they hit their curve, the power swings are fucking unbelievable. Why can't this game be actually about strategy and thoughtfulness rather than "did I draw my OP shit in the right order'?

Do you know how many times a Relic Demon Hunter hits their curve? Hardly ever. Unless I'm playing against it.