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Who in their right f'ing mind thought that dew process was going to be a fine card to design. Christ. Nothing feels more frustrating than a 2-mana/4-mana infinite mill. Absolutely disgusting. Fuck you druids.

100% agree.
And i don't think that fixing that bug will change much tbh.
Combined with all the other mill cards and ways to duplicate them, it makes this strategy just way too consistent against any deck that isn't hyper aggro.
In standard it's probably not even that good but in wild it's an absolute nightmare to play against mill druids right now.
I don't have anything against mill decks in particular but it's the type of wincondition that should be hard to pull off (high risk, high reward).

Barely playing nowadays, just doing my quests, if even.

So here we go, the cancer cycle begins anew:

Get two Paladin quests>Paladin has no playable decks>play control paladin anyway>proceed to lose every game, including a garbage renathal rogue player> proceed to not play the game for at least 3 more days

Love it. Should have sold my account ages ago.

This game is so so awful and unfun to play...win or lose. Genn and Baku what? This Renethal/Jailer/Theotard meta has to be the most awful game concept for a card game I have ever seen.

Why is there 0 strategy, interaction, or fun in this game for God's sakes? Honestly, My 4 year nephew could come up with something more engaging. 

I'm done with this trash app. After this and Overwatch 2 (now free it was so underwhelming) failures Blizzard should return everyone's money if even for Karmic reasons alone. Absolutely abyssmal digital card game FAIL.

Jfc why does the game just seem to revolve around preventing your opponent from playing the game nowadays?
There was a point in time where i actually still had a lot of fun even when i was losing a game in Hearthstone.
I really miss those times.

NGL playing secret mage and having objection! just flat out destroy someones dream is funny as hell. Did it to a priest that had uhh I forget the name "fully heal your hero" card and it was just so satisfying.

Opponent plays Shadow word devour - i disconnect.
Opponent plays second Shadow Word Devour - i disconnect again.
Next opponent playing Zephrys - I DISCONNECT YET FUCKING AGAIN
Fucking company full of incompetent sex offenders and retards
Edit - Opponent plays Kazakus - i disconnect xD

If I lose to one more imp warlock with 2349238# consecutive board fills each turn, I will break my laptop in half 

When this cancer imp-curse lock will nerfed to oblivion? This is the most cancerous deck that I have seen in a long time.

Turn five 40 points more on stats agains buffet priest. Serious WTF

I fuckin hate all mage players. Hope mommy is proud.

Sure, you can change my 1 mana spell to 10 mana and then play 100 mana worth of spells with your fucking owls.

Sure, you can return fucking aliby into your hand and take only 7 dmg per turn 4 turns in row.

Sure you can always highroll flamestrike or destroy my minions to summon 999 skeletons each turn.

Why not to shot 5dmg hero power to every enemy and then deal 10dmg to everyone with fckin guitar hero.

I hate you

Warrior class needs some steroids.. NOW 

Meta fucking sucks

I'm convinced no other card game as designers as dumb as Hearthstone designers. Do you people even understand your own game? Do you see what you do?

This weeks brawl is terrible. My enemy gets the best deathrattles while I get the shiestest possible.

So fucking tired of implocks! Nerf this cancer deck - it currently has highest winrate by HSreplay and it's really annoying to play against it. You can't really do anything.

The best part with Implock is when you manage to clear their boards and they play Denathrius for an instant win. Incredibly amateurish card design with no nerfs on the horizon. If hearthstone ever have a worthy competitor, they’ll feel the pain.

I'd rather not...imp lock is cancerous and the very opposite of a healthy meta deck. i'd rather have quest hunter back, at least then I sometimes had hope of winning if their draw was bad early or they didn't get their draw cards late-game. this shit has imp-ending + hp + tradeables, decks so focused on aggro shouldn't be able to refill hand so quickly after barfing out their cards.

Classic imp-lock player

I rarely complain on here but yet another Imp Curse Warlock later I am fed up. Such a tricky match up that requires to deal with their board, build your own and keep your own hand full to stop the Curses. The best at doing that are... Warlocks themselves. They have one of the strongert early games, ridiculous card draw and a combo-like finisher that doesn't require them to do much as it's tied to board removals. The only weakness are they can't deal very well with big-statted minions but in current meta only Priest can produce those reliably. 

But don’t you know? Implock is healthy for the current meta (apparently). In fact, everyone should play Implock so the meta would be at its healthiest! They could even change the name to Implockstone, just people playing Implock after Implock. Imagine how popular that would be! So you know, stop complaining and play Implock yourself, here’s the solution. Remember, there’s no such thing as an imbalanced game, only whining players. Nevermind that they keep patching the game and have been doing since its inception. People who complain about a card or meta are just ‘retards’ unlike confusing the word desk with deck. 

What’s great about the Hearthstone community is that there will always be a subset of players on the hunt for whatever is the most broken/unbalanced in order to win. When said unbalance is eventually (after a long while usually) dealt with, they’ll quip that it was just fine, it was just people crying or being retards. 

I have literally not played a game in the last year where I am not literally screaming in rage in my apartment at the fucking bullshit RNG that happens. Beast hunter opponent gets a Revive Pet into King Krush for perfect lethal. Big mage opponent top decks Mordesh to burst me down 10 for perfect lethal after freezing my board for five turns in a row. Both my naga wigs being in the bottom of my deck with my tutor cards never offering or pulling them. I fucking hate this game and each match makes it so much more.