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I swear to all that is holy if Blizzard doesn't nerf/retire Guff I will take him out back and take out that oversized cow myself.

Anyone else think this game fees like a coin toss now?  Did you streal their win con. ?  You win - did they steal yours?  You lose?

Blizzard need to get rid of OTK from hand and the disruption they've introduced to to try and control it.  It's not fun, there's no skill involved and it makes the game shit.

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Lost win-and-in for Legend to a Mage who yolo'd Theotar on 4, stole my Guff and proceeded to cast like 7 Runes of the Archmage while I draw sweet dick all.

Now back at rank 3 because I keep getting drawn against Demon Hunter and Warrior, who apparently lose to everything else EXCEPT Druid so they get paired against me to keep their precious "around 50%" win-rate.

People complaining about Rogue in standard.
Why?

It's currently at the top of the bottom, where it's been since last expansion.
But druid and hunter staying in the top two is fine?

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Anyone else think this game fees like a coin toss now?  Did you streal their win con. ?  You win - did they steal yours?  You lose?

Blizzard need to get rid of OTK from hand and the disruption they've introduced to to try and control it.  It's not fun, there's no skill involved and it makes the game shit.

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 I feel this. And it is not fun. These gigantic swings are just awful. Druid down to 6 health and then Brann/Denathrius combo (sometimes not even a combo needed) and then back up to 20 - 40 health. And I'm from 20 - 25 hps then dead or near dead. What happened to games being close?

How about we give every class a unique set of tools to handle damage, healing, and removal? The tools are different and might vary according to class archetype but there is a balance. 

I don't see that anymore.

When do expansions rotate out? Barrens then Stormwind? How long will Renethal and Denathrius be in play?

Remove Lifesteal from this card pls.

Why are there still degenerates that play Curse Warlock? It's not even good anymore, it's just toxic as fuck. And we already have Quest Hunter for that in the current meta.

if nobody would play warlock atm you would face 80% druid and believe me its even less fun to play against them

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if nobody would play warlock atm you would face 80% druid and believe me its even less fun to play against them

 This is the one and only reason I like warlock atm (well, that and my custom quest thief priest being competent against it), it keeps those assholes in check.

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Lost win-and-in for Legend to a Mage who yolo'd Theotar on 4, stole my Guff and proceeded to cast like 7 Runes of the Archmage while I draw sweet dick all.

Now back at rank 3 because I keep getting drawn against Demon Hunter and Warrior, who apparently lose to everything else EXCEPT Druid so they get paired against me to keep their precious "around 50%" win-rate.

 Good. Fuck your Guff

Oop. unwinnable game lost because Theotar steals my Denathrius from a 9 card hand, because fucking obviously.

Opponent then rips Dawngrasp the turn they need to do that or die to my followup.

And then it turns out they had their own Denathrius from the start of the game but just never bothered playing it when it was literally lethal for 2 turns in a row.

Mage used to be a fucking cake-walk of a matchup but when Hearthstone decides you lose, you fucking lose.

lmao seriously, guff is one of the dumbest cards in the game

Quest priest is so dumb…. Either they luck on rng and you can’t win that matchup with all their healing and huge removal or they don’t draw the cards they need and you just win against a guy who ropes for 8 turns straight…. Doesn’t feel like it matters what I do against it, if they luck on draw I lose if they don’t luck on draw I can literally just play whatever and win…

stupidest games I’ve played are against that shitdeck… 

If anyone wonders why Paladin sucks at the moment: I just had about 10 turns in a row with always 1-3 giant minions on the board, but none of them got a single attack through against the Mage opponent. Location, Location, Flurry, Location, Location, Blizzard, Flurry, Location and so on, and so on.

As long as freeze exits in this ubiquity, board based decks and classes won't stand a chance.

Few frustrations of the last hour:

Facing druid with a 40 card deck, they always seem to have Guff on turn 4. That card ruins the entire class down to 1 format. 

Facing any warlocks with godtier draw, resulting in a turn 2 5/5 and 2 imps on their side. Resulting in instant win. 

Mage being a consistant winter on the board. Such fun. 

The nerfs and buffs have improved 0 and have only made the meta even more stale. Denathrius just seems like a big mistake at this point. It´s either die to wombo combo 20-mana druids, deal 10 damage hero power mages or dead by turn 4 to beast druid/10/10 location rogues.

What a fun diversity. Given the new battlegrounds update it seems like it´s finally time again to quit HS.

Just played literally 8 skeleton freeze mages in a row. I won half of them, but Jesus Christ am I bored of this game, and done beyond just doing my dailies until something drastic changes

I was back from a hiatus of 1 year and had fun with the first expansion this year. Now this 1 card (Denathrius) sucked out all the fun for me!!! Nerf this card please to a maximum of 15 lifesteal or something! 

Welcome to probably one of the worst metas ever created between Denathrius, Theotar, Brann and the fucking overpowered druid. Good job as always team 5.

Miracle rogue is so braindead and people who play are just as equally mentally lacking. Same thing everytime with Edwin and the stealthed ghosts. I just rope these guys to oblivion rather than giving them the satisfaction of a quick game