Hearthpwn

I don't understand how Naga Mage drawing through 27 cards by the end of turn 7 is good for the game...Every expansion stupid garbage that shouldn't be in the game.

trash rigged piece of shit game

"Yes please, let's play a meme flames of whatever warrior deck."

"Yes please, let's have flames of whatever and both from the depths in starting hand..."

"Yes please, let's seldomly interrupt the streak of tier-1 decks in Silver5 with the occasionally broken draw meme deck..."

So much fun

Stupid arena druid with a full-on standard meta deck in arena. Moonlit into Ivus, into another 13/13 ivus into battlemaster. Yeah right. Fuck off.

Also screw Catherine Fleetrunner in arena. Broken as fuck.

My monthly complaint about Priest continuing to be the most annoying class to play against in the entire game for like the 5th year in a row. I would rather have 10 aggro pirate decks smash my face in a row then to keep getting matched against the 3 rez priest decks over and over again.

I lost a game because the opponent played Brann + Queen Azzhara and the game froze and when I realized it froze my turn had skipped and he had a board full of minions

Keep in mind this was a 10+ minure game going to fatigue lol

Luckily I'm already legend so idc about losing but it still felt bad

Why does Blizz keep enabling decks which get a bajillion mana?  It use to be quest mage with their mana reduction and endless draw, then warlocks go to do crazy shit with mithril rod.  Now its Priest and the fucking endless wigs combined with the 0 mana legendary, or naga mage and their endless spew of tiny naga's and spells.  Lets not forget mech mage and their machine gun mechs...

Seriously - Blizz seem to have no idea how mana should work.  It's a core rule of the game mana = power and both players have the same amount. It's really tiltling to watch your opponent play cards constantly for a whole turn build a massive advantage then somehow still endup with a full hand of cards.

I agree that some manipulation of the core rules is OK but for fucks sake - what are you supposed to do when your opponent literally plays about 20 mana worth of stuff on turn 4?

Repeat after me "cost X less but not less than one"!

Yay!! I found out it was my turn today to be the MMR bitch for Blizzard. Every fucking game I played today with any deck was matched up to that decks perfect counter. This is why all this talk of a “Meta” is bull fucking shit. How can there be a real meta when Blizzard just matches you up to suit their 50/50 MMR needs?

  Did I mention they were giving my opponents God draws today as well? Last game before I quit for the day was to a Shaman who literally blew my face in with a 24 point turn,  all before turn 7 mind you.

Super healthy.

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Why does Blizz keep enabling decks which get a bajillion mana?  It use to be quest mage with their mana reduction and endless draw, then warlocks go to do crazy shit with mithril rod.  Now its Priest and the fucking endless wigs combined with the 0 mana legendary, or naga mage and their endless spew of tiny naga's and spells.  Lets not forget mech mage and their machine gun mechs...

Seriously - Blizz seem to have no idea how mana should work.  It's a core rule of the game mana = power and both players have the same amount. It's really tiltling to watch your opponent play cards constantly for a whole turn build a massive advantage then somehow still endup with a full hand of cards.

I agree that some manipulation of the core rules is OK but for fucks sake - what are you supposed to do when your opponent literally plays about 20 mana worth of stuff on turn 4?

Repeat after me "cost X less but not less than one"!

 Because the nerds playing this game can't get an orgasm otherwise. 

Fucking megawindfury elemental, man. I have a 87 attack Foereaper protected behind a taunted reborn drake and a taunted nadine. Almost guaranteed to clear 3 elementals with one swing and win the match (rest of the team are not great dragons, but thanks to nadine, they'd have divine shield and thus can take down the rest of the elementals).

Then of course, that asshole hit nadine, then 2xreborn dragon, then foereaper so I lose.

Love it when I see people responding to Cariel complaints by saying "just play weapon removal", as if they truly considered having access to a 2-mana "give +4/+4 to a minion in your hand" hero power, from (possibly) turn 7 onward was an irrelevant detail.

Oh yeah, and they still happen to consecrate the opponent's board as a bonus.

Yeah, sounds balanced.

New patch, same complaint. Hunter.

When we said "nerf quest hunter" blizz heard, "nerf quest hunter and buff other cards so that class can still be relevant in the top tier, because we aren't even trying to hide our favoritism."

To me the game feels like crap right now. Besides the numerous ridiculous bugs they delivered again they also try to sell us these new skins that don't even come with complete voicelines. That while delivering a mini-set that was like a fart in the wind in terms of pushing up classes that are still lacking. Quest Priest for example was shit tier before and Immolate made it worse. The new Priest cards people thought were so busted don't do anything the class needed.

Great, thanks to the new bugs Hearthstone is unplayable until they finally fix it. No use in climbing now since everyone in diamond 3-2 is just running bioluminescence, specifically exploiting the bug to climb faster. Wish I could report each of these fuckers.

Ozumat in Book of Heroes Faelin is SO ABSURDLY STUPID. I had lethal 4 or 5 times, but when his tentacles revive, he restores 10 health!! WHY BLIZZARD?!

I played a game against rogue.. he played azshara..got neptulon.. shadowstepped azshara.. and got neptulon AGAIN!....BUT..the most disgusting thing is that I lost because of disconnect..I wish I was recording this sh*t!!!

How are people so fucking lucky at this game? 

Fucking Blizzard algorithms, man. I have 11x bonus star and I'm stuck at rank 4 because I have to play more games so Blizzard monkeys are happy. I get up to 3 then lose 2-3 in a row, then win a game again to climb back to 3. Why the fuck am I still playing this game???

Why not ban freaking hero cards in duels! It goes against the spirit of the mode? Also, if a hero power is better than a default one in DUELS, it may mean that those are broken as hell and shouldn't be printed

11-2 in arena with a pretty trash druid deck. Winning on board, rogue opponent plays 2x jackpot on turn 5.

He gets flame strike, whirlpool, scale of onyxia and drake fire, that he played for 4 mana off the next spell cost 0 minion for a 7/7 taunt and raid boss onyixia while he still has a welp on board.

This game fucking sucks sometimes.