Hearthpwn

They need to start nerfing right fucking now, holyshit.

Druid and warrior, get on the guillotine.

This meta suck f'ass for priest, all the good spells is gone, we're stuck with some shitty stuff forced to play with minions.

Keep printing 3/4 minion while we're still stuck with some garbage aoe

God this game is sooooo broken right now... Standard sucks, Wild sucks even worse... Its goddamn pointless to play... Most games last to turn 5-6 or less.... Can't use any deck that isn't tier 1 or you've got no chance of winning what so ever. Fucking pointless... I invest all this money in a game that Blizzard keeps making worse with every new set. 

Yeah I'm done with this shit, they can fuck themselves. Druid players, fuck you especially. That's just cheating at this point.

Haven't played for a couple of months but thought I'd play a few games to see how the new expansion was..... what the hell, about 8 out of 10 games are against Warrior. I know we are only in early days of an expansion but seriously, how could Blizzard not see this was likely to happen? So bored already..... 

Fu.k all those brainless Pirate Warriors and Mech Mages!!!!  

No fun at all playing against them fuc.s!!!

I ROPE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM BRAINLESS CUNTS!!!!

Its poetic that the only deck capable of farming both pirate warrior and ramp druid is naga DH, the one deck that has ZERO LATE GAME WHATSOEVER.

Why have late game cards when you know you're gonna lose if the game lasts more than 7 turns?? LMAOOOOOOOO

Raid the Docks and Kazakuzan have doomed standard, Genn/Baku style. 

Why is everybody who plays a hero card a little bitch?

The second they play those they retort to spamming the same emote time after time after time.

I dont want to force myself to autosquelch all the time, people, grow a bit.

I stopped playing. I don't know for how long, but this is the worst I have seen a meta in a long, long time. My huffer and leper gnomes can't compete with pirates and druids. Sad times.

Pirate warrior and again a pirate warrior.....4 out of 5 games are against those BRAINLESS FUCKS!!!

BRAINLESS CUNTS!!!

I ROPE THEM FUCKS TO HELL!!!!

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I fucking despise the fact that this game is now absolute fucking bullshit due to the insane powercreep that we have been getting in recent cards ever since the year of the phoenix. The game isn't fun anymore and the only people playing it are the whales and blizzard shills that cope hard and think the game is in a healthy spot. 

 Whales? WHALES?!? In an era of quest warrior, aggro demon hunter, mech mage, ramp druid, you're concerned by whales?

How can people play standard? It's so fucking boring on so fucking multiple levels. You only play against the same two Pepega aggro dh and Pepega ramp druid and any other deck feels like trying to move a boulder. The cards are so bad and so slow. Whether you play a slow game or a fast one the outcome is always the same, pre-determined before you even started the game.

People are so fucking bad at Hearthstone.

Standard is just not balanced. If it were, you could play a good variety of decks, at least a deck for every class.

Yes, the pool of cards is much more limited than wild's but standard is supposed to be the balanced format. IT'S SHIT. Hearthstone is just broken and unbalanced so just do yourself a favor and play wild to finish these stupid games faster. Or you can suffer. That's an option too. 

Druid is so toxic. The amount of insane threats they can generate is almost boundless. I dealt with 2x scales of onyxia, oracle + naga giant, 3x miracle growth at 9/9 9/9 and 10/10. I somehow deal with all these threats (playing Reno mage) and thought, "what else could they have left? if they have one slow turn and I can build a board I'm in a good spot to win." Then dude throws down oracle + Ivus at like 17 mana and swings 2x 19/19 divine shield taunt. Give me a fucking break.

Immediately stopped playing. Such a turn off to play a game like that. I'd rather lose to aggro. 

They will lose A LOT of player with this expansion I guaranteed that since the amount of bullshit is way higher than previously.

Gorehowl x4 in a row, very amaze sick.

The RNG pool with pirate warrior is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

too good.

You have two copies of The Leviathan on the board, one of which has windfury, could you please NOT rope me two turns in a row? You already know which cards are at the bottom of your deck.

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Pirate warrior and again a pirate warrior.....4 out of 5 games are against those BRAINLESS FUCKS!!!

BRAINLESS CUNTS!!!

I ROPE THEM FUCKS TO HELL!!!!

 

 Babyraging ropers are worst than meta slaves. Just end the fucking game, you gain nothing doing this.

Mill decks are dumb.

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Quote from Vendetta1978 >>

Pirate warrior and again a pirate warrior.....4 out of 5 games are against those BRAINLESS FUCKS!!!

BRAINLESS CUNTS!!!

I ROPE THEM FUCKS TO HELL!!!!

 

 Babyraging ropers are worst than meta slaves. Just end the fucking game, you gain nothing doing this.

 You people need to understand the psychological purpose of roping. It's about payback. It's about players wanting to impose 3 minutes games to each and every opponent. And about opponents exercising their right to negate that imposition by using the only tool they're left with: time wasting.

So no, we don't gain anything from roping. But we pay them back with the same currency: frustration.