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Mech Mage can just spiral with an impossible to come back from board by turn 4 and 5

Like I do not like the idea of Mana cheat in Mech mage

I think this deck needs to be bought back a little into line. 

Can I just set a flag for the game to auto concede to switcheroo decks and match me with someone else? It essentially is a +2min to queueing... I don't play to ladder in wild...

Geez, get your life together, you little piece of bming turd. Really, how bad must your personal life be that you have to bm random people on the internet, because you win in a freaking virtual game. Like seriously get your life together, go out and achieve something, so you dont have the incentitve to feel that you achieved something by bming other people. Really, i hope people who bm get their life together...

Mech Mage is just STUPID

It never runs out of steam

Can cheat mana

And deal 15 damage by turn like 5 or 6 with the shark

How is this a fun deck? Seems just horrible to play against. 

Going to 20 mana is so fair. Fuck you, aids druids

I'm completely done with Mill/Imp Warlock... Its impossible to play against and there's no cards in standard that can prevent Warlock from eventually playing the combo but he's got more than enough cards to clear every minion you put down on the board. I'm going to start conceding the second I see Warlock because its just a waste of 5-10 min. 

Another fail expainsion... cant fucking play any fun decks. Pirate warrior/mech mage hello this is the meta...
Do blizztards even test ?

Fuck you and your double 17/17's plus double 8/8s while I have fucking 6 mana. Eat shit fucking druids cunt motherfuckers 

druid is cancer

priest is aids

Mill/imp-warlock is canceraids

kys

Fucking Quest Warrior is absolutely ridiculous. It has insanely powerful early game minions and mana cheating (the weapon comes out for free so often). Then, it has infinite value after the quest is finished. No wonder it has over a 60% win rate. Does anyone play-test this shit before it comes out?

FUCK THIS GAME. FUCK THE META THIS IS REATRDEDEDEDED. THEY RUINED IT. NO SKILLS JUST SPAM YOUR CARDS. EVERYTHING DONE BY TURN 5. EVERY GAME TURN 5 IS IT. PIRATE WARROR OR DRUID OR MECH MAGE THATS IT. STUCK AT DIAMOND 6 JSUT PLAYING THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER GAGAIN. THIS GAME IS SHIT ABSOLUTE DOG WATER DONG WATER SHIT. THE TEAM IS JUST GETTING GREEDIER AND GREEDIER AND SIMPLER. WHERE IS THE SKILLS WHERE ARE THE THOUGHTS ITS LIKE ITS MEANT FOR 1 YR OLDS NOW NO STRATEGY ALL NET DECK BECAUSE THEY FEED US THE DECKS NO THINKING NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING CREATIVE OR STRATEGIC ANYMORE NO ROOM FOR SOMETHING UNIQUE BECAUSE EVERY DECK HAS PERFECT CURVE. UNABLE TO BEAT A PERFECT PIRATE WARRIOR OR DRUIDS TAHT CAN REAMP TO 8 MANA BY TURN 4. WTF HOW IS THIS FUN. READY TO UNINSTALL AND FIND A REAL CARD GAME. TOO MUCH GREED AND SIMPLICITY AND DISREPECT. FUCK BLIZZARD FUCK THESE CUNTS FUCK EM ALL 

DOES ANYONE PALY THESE DECKS BEFORE THEY COME OUT IS A GREAT QUESTION. LIKE HOW DOES BEN BRODE DO THIS? OH WAIT HE QUIT CAUSE HE KNEW HEARTHSTONE WAS GETTING ASS. BEEN PLAYING 3 YEARS AND HAVE COLLECTED SO MUCH. ALL THOSE OLD CARDS I SAVED INCASE I WANT WANT? UNCRAFTABLE, FUCKING UNCRAFTABLE. I DONT WANT A FREE GOLDEN VERSION. I WANT DUST TO CRAFT NEW CARDS. BUT U DIDNT GIVE ME DUST. U GAVE ME A HEADACHE CAUSE THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS ASS AND DIRTY RAGS. JFC I CANT STAND THIS BS

META = ASS. TERRIBLE JOB HEARTHSTONE. NEVER GONNA SPEND MONEY EVER CAUSE YOU JUST KEEP MAKING THE GAME WORSE. WHY INVEST IN NOT FUN? I COULD JUST PLAY CHESS AND CUT MY WRIST FOR MORE ENJOYMENT THAN THIS B.S

ALL B.S EVEN THE GOOD DECKS ARE NOT FUN TO PLAY. U KNOW WE DONT PLAY FOR MONEY? THIS GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN? WHY IS NOT FUN? WHY NOT FUN? FUCK U. FUCK U. FUCK U ALL DEVS. UR TRASH. DONT BLAME THE PLAYERS WHEN THERE IS NO ROOM FOR CREATIVITY. U FEED THE DECKS TO US WITHOUT CHOICE AND MAKE IT FULL OF EXPENSIVE CARDS. Y BOTHER DECK BUILDING IF QUEST WARRIOR CAN JUST SEARCH PIRATE AND ADD 30 CARDS TO WIN 75% OF THE TIME. OR DRUID CAN JUST TURN 5 KILL U. BS. ABSOLUTE BS. TERRIBLE DESIGN, TERRIBLE CARDS, TERRIBLE GAME. FUCK THIS BS. IM OUT. YALL CAN GO TO HELL CUNTS

OH AND I FORGOT PRIEST. PRIEST IS LIKE IF AIDS AND CANCER HAD A SHITTY BABY WITH SARS NO ONE WANTED. FUCK PRIEST. 2 12.12 ON TURN 4. NAH, FUCK THAT SHIT. FUCK THAT SHIT LIKE EPSTEIN FUCKED THEM KIDS. I AINT DEALING WITH IT CAUSE I DONT WANT IT

OH,  AND 1 MORE THING. YOU HAVE 10 CLASSES. 10. U UNDERSTAND THAT THEYRE SHOULD BE 10 DECENT DECKS RIGHT? WHY CANT YOU MAKE EACH CLASS AT LEAST HAVE 1 GOOD DECK. Y TF ARE YOU ALWAYS PUTTING 4-5 CLASSES ON TOP. THATS BORING AF. I DONT NEED WARLOCK TO HAVE 3 DIFFERENT DECK OPTIONS AND PALADIN TO HAVE 0. EVEN THE SHIT OUT. IDC IF U NEED TO MAKE MORE CARDS, JUST DO IT. 

OK IM FEELING BETTER NOW. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. AND IF THE DEVS ARE READING THIS, THEN I HOPE YOUR MOM BURNS HER COOCHIE ON THE SIDEWALK AND HER PENIS FALLS OUT. AND, I HOPE A RAZOS SCOOTER HITS YOU IN THE KNEE, KNOCKS YOU OVER AND ANAL RAPES YOU TO ITS COMPLETION. NOT YOUR COMPLETION YOU SLUT, BUT THE SCOOTER'S COMPLETION. 

This fucking pirate warrior man.. one turn before lethal they get a gorehowl and a fucking mr. smite. I thought this bullshit was a fucking joke

Quest Warrior, Druid and Mech Mage .. why have fun, right? Just play the most broken shit and win.

Fun in hearthstone? LMAO

Constructed is so toxic and unhealthy I can't believe it came that far.

Minimum board interaction and you either destroy the oponent or get smashed with "miraculous" turnarounds. EVERYTIME with the start of new expansion some toxic shit happens, like c'mon. Switheroo turn 4 you're dead in both format, thank you very much.

..also 1000 pages of quality salt, nice.