Hearthpwn

It's so sad how legend is occupied by pure Druidiots who can't even play their decks, but just got there because devs promised better meta after nerfing Rogue and delivered pure opposite.

Yeah, seeing nothing but Druid gets old reaaaaally fast.

It's not even a deck that I lose to (well, Kazakusan at least, aggro druid is nightmarish for me), but it's so damn boring. Specially since Kazakusan Druid is all about spending the first turns either blatantly cheating or drawing cards doing nothing.

So this game takes skill? Yeah sure, I might just play wild at this point. Coin flip is the name of the game.

How to have 50% winrate: opponents always draw the nuts so the winrate is decided whether I draw the nuts as well or not

Why is Onyxia raid boss still available in arena????????????? Wins every fucking game on spot
Oh right, because its dead mode. i forgot

Druid players! fcking burn in eternal hellfire... losers!

Fucking degenerate quest warlocks.

I literally can't remember the last Hearthstone game I've played where I've felt anything other than utter rage. Every fucking game I draw my late game cards in my mulligan. Every fucking game my opponent plays the dream opener with dream answers.

Like it feels like every game my opponent is snickering behind their keyboard at the crazy fucking luck they have with their draws and matchups, perfect answers while building up value and building a board. My opponents playing decks that I've played before that I couldn't DREAM of getting as lucky as they are. I'm fucking sick of it. I've gone months without feeling any semblance of joy in this fucking game

I HATE this moronic community so hard. While obviously not everyone is a retard, i hate the alpha retard even harder. I give them a FREE win! I play either utterly stupid, dont attack them and even heal them, to finish my quest, and what is their reaction? They rope me just to finish me off with some super "kewl cards" at the very last second. bad manner emotes included. Why is this community this braindead?

Okay, playing quest priest in standard, I find this pirate warrior that rushes me down like there is no tomorrow, I manage to eat Rokara with Mutanus, enemy has full board but already used all 5 damage spells, is in topdeck mode, and I play the big ass elekk mount on Mutanus so it can eat the entire board...

but then plays Lord Barov and destroys my taunt without losing his board because there was a Southsea Captain too. Seriously... Lord Barov? Who plays that shit in aggro, for heavens sake?

Just had an opponent with a contructed jade deck in arena :) he had 8-8 jade golem. Just can't fucking believe this fucking game is that much rigged. He literally had a constructed draft IN FUCKING ARENA ! Wasting my 150 gold just to see what the fuck will happen next time :)

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Why is Onyxia raid boss still available in arena????????????? Wins every fucking game on spot
Oh right, because its dead mode. i forgot

 No one plays Arena bud. 

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Anyone else find that when you lose a game because you cant draw that one card you need from your deck you nearly always get it in the mulligan for the next game...

It's like the game hates me and is taunting me...

 Yeah I hate that.... true!

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I HATE this moronic community so hard. While obviously not everyone is a ******, i hate the alpha ****** even harder. I give them a FREE win! I play either utterly stupid, dont attack them and even heal them, to finish my quest, and what is their reaction? They rope me just to finish me off with some super "kewl cards" at the very last second. bad manner emotes included. Why is this community this braindead?

 Because most of them are kids or teenagers. It's actually cool for them to BM, to banter, to use twitch slang. Just think they're social outcasts whose life will never be greater than beating some randoms at a children's card game. 

Quote from AndreiRO >> Because most of them are kids or teenagers. It's actually cool for them to BM, to banter, to use twitch slang. Just think they're social outcasts whose life will never be greater than beating some randoms at a children's card game. 

 Hey,that's literally me

Why the fuck they had to made losing in hearthstone soo tilting? 
Why it is the only fucking game where losing always feels hopeless? Like there is nothing you could do? 
Fair lose happens once in 100 loses. 99 other loses u were just smack to dead without anything to do. Your decision just doesnt matter.
This feeling doesnt come at start. There was a time i was hitting top10 legends in standard/wild, but now? Its not about skill. All you have to do is roll good opponents and have enough time to do so. 

So I gotta play 3 games of Duels to progress the Hero portrait quest. Wanted to do it quickly so skipped every turn.

Two of Three opponents roped and intentionally missed lethal and BM’d turn after turn, even though it was obvious what I was doing. Didn’t bother me as I alt-tabbed and let them waste their own time, but wow the HS community is a toxic mess.

I am fucking CONVINCED my account is flagged for bad luck this season. Started the season 8,300 rating in BGs. Down to 6645. I just CAN'T get above 7th.

If deck tracker has me at 20% to die. I ALWAYS die. If I'm supposed to take 8-13. I ALWAYS take more.

I am 7-25 in ranked constructed. I am FUCKING LOCKED in Platinum 5 with a 4x star bonus.

This cannot happen, even with variance. It HAS to be flagged.