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Fuck this rigged trash game. Every braindead opponent topdicks the perfect cards. Every fucking time. Good job Bli$$ard, helping braindead morons to win games instead of decide the game by skill.

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1) It's bad enough you have to play some janky home brews to complete some of these Gameplay quests.

2) It's even worse that you have to play with this shitty deck on the ladder and sacrifice rank.

3) And it's downright shitty that you play the deck, fulfill the requirement of the quest and NOT get the reward.

Blizz be clowns.

Petition to make Mutanus 6 mana? 6 mana 3/3

Also this game is a joke, yes Magic has its problems in its mana system but the mana actually restricts you to not always have the colors for your poop combo. In this game you always has 6 crystals on your turn 6 that you cast your combo. 

Also another game with Paladin, he buffed the shit of his hand, I play Mutanus, he eats topped decked 1/1 Boar and leave the other 3 charge 10/10 minions intact, poop game with not working disruption systems, and they nerf celestial alignment? No Apprentice? Haha yea sure, Team5 is a joke.

Pirate warrior in Wild is literally non stop 

every turn it is just a battle against swarms of swarms of pirates!

IT IS HORRIBLE

This is actual toxic.

This is like 12/7 worth of minions by turn 4

I see why people have quit this game!

Quote from HMcCool >>

This is actual toxic.

This is like 12/7 worth of minions by turn 4

I see why people have quit this game!

 We know bud. The stats dont lie. 69% winrate last time I checked. The devs are completely incompetent. But the deck sells the miniset so it continues to be left unchecked. 

A true example why this game is utterly trash! You control the whole fcking match and has lethal next turn, just until this clown azz noob druid drops a yogg master of the stupid wheel, who then steals your three biggest minions  and turns the table around….. it is just pathetic, period!! That idiot did not deserve to win at all, thanks blizztardos

This is why this app is trash and not an actual game of any kind.

Quote from Andrei2007 >>

1. Fuck freeze shaman.

2. Can someone explain how the fuck quest rogue is supposed to be favored against them? I lost the last 5 straight. They just freeze you. And then they freeze you. After that, they freeze you. What the fuck is the invisible wincondition?

 I imagine you play at most 5 minions on the board so you have enough board space to kill the big minion with the SI that destroys minions. Yeah, nerd strategy but apparently you have to be a nerd to win games these days instead of having a balanced game

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Quote from Nyc2019 >>

Playing since beta and I HAVE to play every single game perfectly because my opponents are always pro players with the BEST rng possible. They can play the worst meme deck ever and still manage to get such a great hand they can win. Always have the best possible draw for the situation every single time, counter everything possible. This hunter game right now was a great example. EVERY single time I had a play he drew the exact right secret to counter that play. On the turn before I was going to play skull he OF COURSE drew ice trap on the turn before. It is just unreal, I feel like I am playing vs AI that gets whatever hand they fucking want. Oh the best part is the next turn when I played another spell and had a skull play on the next turn, he plays ice trap again. It is a never ending stream of fucking bullshit that happens and I can not do shit wit this fucking rng. I have been stuck in plat for 4 days now, I have gotten legend many times before. But now that I have no stars in plat due to not playing for a few months, I win 1-2 games and lose 1-2 games the next time. This game is a huge joke that is nothing but a clownfest, but there is nothing else to play and that is the problem. Hearthstone is a bad game.

 Tbh Hearthstone is no longer the game we used to love. It's a money machine, not a strategy game any more. They only sell cosmetics, new game modes and broken cards but don't fix simple bugs. How could the devs do that when Activision is yelling at them to create more bs modes and design more ******** skins and cards so the players have something to buy all the time? All of this rant comes from someone who has played the game for 6 years straight, reached legend multiple times and even climbed to top legend a few times. Legend is basically a joke at this point. You get there but you have to sacrifice huge amounts of time no matter who you are because the ~50% winrate is a thing now. "Skillful" players only get there really fast because they either have the 11x bonus star and/or put a lot of time into it. 

 I thought it's just me but it seems that's the case for everyone. The 50% winrate is really a thing now, indeed. I used to get into top 200 fairly easily if I put moderate time into the game, now I just lurk around top 1k-2k and go back and forth. That's because I win 2 games then lose 2-3 games to stupid highrolls. BGs is the same. I think that if you still want to have fun with this game you just have to drop the competitive aspect of it entirely, simply not care for rank otherwise you go mad. 

Really tired of this polarized meta. Every game feels like I either destroy my opponent (which it doesn't totally feel like that because they always have an answer because everyone is pro these days), either get destroyed or otked when I least expect. 

i just uninstalled after almost 4 years. Will i return? most definitely because this is game is basically heroin. But for now i need to focus on graduating clown school to study upcoming mini set which will fix FiAV *honk honk*

Every time I play Zeph I think... WHY???? Why the stuff are you so stupid? Of course you don't give healing when at 5HP against aggro with 3 mana remaining. Of stuffing COURSE. Possibly the most overrated card in the entirety of the game. Can imagine HS being rigged based on the logic from that card, since everyone uses it as a justification for the game being rigged, it'd not actually make any difference! If it can't handle a tiny set of cards with its logic, it ain't going to work on laregr scale.

Why the fuck are there big priests on ladder? It literally loses to the dominant decks in the meta (quest pirate warrior and odd quest hunter) by turn 5, but now that I decided to return to wild and play stuff that isn't tier 1 they suddenly appear????? Fuck off, the only good thing about this wretched, abhorrent meta we're on since stormwind is the fact that the most despicable, disgusting, repulsive, awful, loathsome, deplorable, outrageous, revolting, braindead deck of all time disappeared from ladder. I will face odd quest hunter anytime if it means not having to face autopilot, shit for brains priest. I wish I could say that it's not personal, but it is, I hate you, just fuck off.

If you play big priest you shouldn't have access to internet anymore, in fact, you should be at the zoo, exposed as a mildly smart monkey, being capable of recognizing and replicating simple patterns dozens of times in a row for a reward, or a simple pack mule, unable to look at any direction besides forward, perhaps you see a carrot too, it works as motivation for the astonishing feat of playing the same cards on the same turns game after game, your brain find it just too addictive. 

Quote from Darksun200 >>

Call this what you want, but I have a curse when it comes to RNG in this game. I'm not losing my mind, this is for real.

In all of my 3 years playing this game I actually cannot recall getting "the nuts." At the very best I get mediocre hands. I'm not saying this happens every single time, but this happens so much I cannot stress this enough.

Meanwhile, my opponent always has the nuts. Every single game is a struggle, honestly. I have actually broke down in tears at how unlucky I can be, it us really soul crushing,and everytime I get so close to winning my opponent mounts the most epic come back. This happens no matter which format I'm in..I just cannot ladder up not because I'm bad I don't think I'm great at spotting certain things but I know enough and I try my hardest...

Arena is really weird for me. If I draft a really good deck, I do poorly because my opponent just gets the nuts, and when I draft at least a mediocre deck it does surprisingly well.

TD;LR I have literally the worst luck imaginable when it comes to this game. I'm sorry I said alot but I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it'll make me feel better if some of you share my experience...but least to say I think it's time I hung up my hat on this game. My luck has officially run out.

 I’m sure the people with iq’s all have this curse because I’m one of them. Every loss exactly the same. Some cunt with skins that you have to pay to get always mysteriously always always always no matter what and no matter how fucked they are. Always always (as if it was rigged) finds a way to stay alive over and over and over and over. Sack his way to victory. Or reverse lethal me in situations that use to happen maybe one in every hundred games. Now every loss is exactly like this. 3/4 at least of the meta is solitaire un interactive I have no brain garbage. Wow what a fun game. No wonder all the worlds players are literally who’s. Before back in the day the same people would be at the top. Not anymore. All the good players are gone. All that are left are legit idiots who need the game played completely for them. Or Bli$&ard shills who get paid Bli$$ard bucks. But let’s be honest people. Game is rigged as fucked. And for the soy lapdogs that shout sauce!? Sauce!? It’s the same as 2+2=4. Oh wait I forgot you lack any sort of thinking skills not to know what is is.

Poop game, you put disruption to your deck to be countered by one card. That amplifies your synergy marginally.

The deathrattle damage Priest in wild takes the fucking cake for most braindead deck in the entire fucking game. Dump cards on the field that damage your opponent when they die. Resurrect them and repeat until you play the priest hero card that does them all at once. EZ win and there's no counter.

Tired of Roguestone...

When you want to just fast complete a daily quest in casual with sub optimal decks, and it's filled with Timmy Power gamers playing decent decks. Just not decent enough to win on ladder.

Thankfully, I can legit see the light at the end of the tunnel. Once my garage work shop is finished being set up, this cash dump of a game will be played solely against AI. I fucking hate the player base and it's toxic ways.

I'll at least have the opportunity to make my money back with what I make in my wood shop. Blizzard can find another person to leech onto.