Well, so... Duels was the only mode i was enjoying since Stormwind, but HEY they buffed battlecry based decks (which include PIrate Warrior) and i would be absolutly fine with it. IF ONLY THEY DIDNT PRINT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER MR YOUR FUCKING FATHER SMITE MY FUCKING ASS HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE BLIZZ CAN RUIN EVERY FUCKING GAME MODE LIKE THIS, FUCK THOSE GUYS WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF CARD DESIGN, FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK THIS GAME
Well, so... Duels was the only mode i was enjoying since Stormwind, but HEY they buffed battlecry based decks (which include PIrate Warrior) and i would be absolutly fine with it. IF ONLY THEY DIDNT PRINT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER MR YOUR FUCKING FATHER SMITE MY FUCKING ASS HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE BLIZZ CAN RUIN EVERY FUCKING GAME MODE LIKE THIS, FUCK THOSE GUYS WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF CARD DESIGN, FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK THIS GAME
That was well said. You're not alone here.
I'm still hoping they nerf that guy because he's going to end up in so many decks, not just pirate warrior. Pretty sure that's not what they want to see.
I just can't say this enough, and I know I'm not alone... quest mage is just the worst to play against.
I know it's going to get nerfed, but is lowering the spell damage by 1 going to really make people stop playing it? I mean, I hope so, but jesus, I'm so tired of this shit.
I just don't see how there should be a world where we can go from this board state to a loss. I'm only alive to this point because of healing (Thanks, Cookie), but not every class even has that.
You can't play minions, because they have removal and freeze for days.
The only way to win is just shoot them back. Faster than they shoot you.
Fuck hunter, fuck mage, fuck any stupid bullshit solitaire trash tier bullshit. My god same shit somehow continues to get worse. 0 interaction, 0 thought, 0 skill and all rng. Can’t tell you how from literal turn one it’s always top deck, top deck, top deck, me can’t think. Me need deck do all work. And game tell me what card to play each turn. Just fuck off and die shit game.
Fuck battlegrounds jesus christ. How do I keep getting losing with SUCH favorable odds. Either Hearthstone deck tracker is busted or i have the worst fucking luck. In the past 10 games I've been killed 8 times with a win percentage about 80% and chance of being lethaled below 5%. And yet i keep getting lethaled. It makes no fucking sense. Just lost a match where my odds of winning were 96% and my chance of losing and dying was 0.7% and fuck me I manage to hit that. I know sometimes it's gonna happen but EVERY FUCKING GAME IS CRAZZZZZZYYYY
I just started playing the game again for the first time in 2 years or so. I've been playing arround in wild a bit for the last few days and it was fun for the most part. But right now im facing one of the most cancerous piece of shit decks i've ever seen.
The guy used some druid wombocombo to gain 17k armor and then shuffled a bunch of corrupted bloods in his and my deck.
I let my hand fill up to burn the corrupted bloods in my deck, but now i'm sitting through endless corrupted blood animations from my opponent.
I'll ptobably die of fatigue long befor he burned through all his armor, but fuck me, i refuse to concede to this cancer. If he wants to win with this shite, he will have to sit there for as long as it takes.
One thing that needs fixing is the amount of efficient removal, and the amount of efficiently stated minions. Not every bloody minion needs premium stats. They keep handing them out like candy and it throws off the whole game. If I'm playing against paladin all my 3 damage AoEs are bloody useless because all of paladins 3 drops have 4 health. It's completely unnecessary for a minion like... I dunno Northwatch Commander to be a 3/4.
Also Counterspell.
Can we get rid of this shit *now* please? It's the worst designed secret ever. It's
Fuck battlegrounds jesus christ. How do I keep getting losing with SUCH favorable odds. Either Hearthstone deck tracker is busted or i have the worst fucking luck. In the past 10 games I've been killed 8 times with a win percentage about 80% and chance of being lethaled below 5%. And yet i keep getting lethaled. It makes no fucking sense. Just lost a match where my odds of winning were 96% and my chance of losing and dying was 0.7% and fuck me I manage to hit that. I know sometimes it's gonna happen but EVERY FUCKING GAME IS CRAZZZZZZYYYY
Because the game has predetermined winners and losers? Like many of us have said before, its a rigged mode. But people are such sheep.
You know something went super wrong when Priest became the most honest class in the game, which is why it sucks ass rn.
I hated Priest obnoxious pkaystyle for the longest time, but the number one dickhead spot is now being contested between Mage and Warlock, and im not sure which one wins.
FUCK THE QUESTS, STORMWIND IS THE WORST EXPANSION OF ALL TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Face it this game is trash. You can play any deck you can think up but Blizzavision will literally pick 5 decks that all beat yours, and then give you another 5 your deck always wins against - Wash rinse repeat ad nauseum. Thanks to the excessive corporate greed and corruption this game will never be fun b/c they want to manipulate every part of the game.
Alright, now that we've seen all cards and I went around some Hearthstone subs to get an idea about what people think the consens is: The devs are donkeys that have no fucking clue what to do with Priest. Bunch of cards with barely any synergy, no shadow support and the worst board buff card of the whole expansion. Everything is too fucking slow.
Also just saw Regi's card ratings (take it with a pinch of salt, I know) before starting this little rant and Priest is the only class he rated two class cards 1 star, with stinky nose wrinkle face and everything. Well one of them maybe a 2 in special situations but probably not...
I still don't get it - some people are still playing quest mage and quest warlock.
I play proactive minions, they remove them. I sit on my thumb and do nothing, they just play their own game and don't need my participation.
The only way to win is to race them with damage from hand, but that's not how I built my deck. So what, GG, better luck next time? Fuck me I guess, right?
My mistake was queuing up a deck that doesn't beat them at their own game - that just feels so bad.
I honestly start to understand when people say, "when I see class/deck X, I just concede"... I don't like it, but it really just feels like taking the loss on ladder is better than the headache of playing out an inevitable loss sometimes.
I just encountered this dude who played a priest with only heal spells and taunt minions and he always waited for the turn timer to run out.
He didn't even try to do damage. He just sat there and waited with his deck that he probably built specifically to waste time.
Why are people like this?
Because priest players are the biggest Incel cowards in the game, and playing that class is the only way they can live out their fantasy life of being in charge of something for once. They don't even do it for the XP, it's just for the sheer enjoyment of making people feel what it's like to live their miserable lives for a few minutes. I'd venture some even frequent this thread to read and revel in the rapture as they facilitate themselves.
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
Well, so...
Duels was the only mode i was enjoying since Stormwind, but HEY they buffed battlecry based decks (which include PIrate Warrior) and i would be absolutly fine with it.
IF ONLY THEY DIDNT PRINT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER MR YOUR FUCKING FATHER SMITE MY FUCKING ASS
HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE BLIZZ CAN RUIN EVERY FUCKING GAME MODE LIKE THIS, FUCK THOSE GUYS WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF CARD DESIGN, FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK THIS GAME
That was well said. You're not alone here.
I'm still hoping they nerf that guy because he's going to end up in so many decks, not just pirate warrior. Pretty sure that's not what they want to see.
I just can't say this enough, and I know I'm not alone... quest mage is just the worst to play against.
I know it's going to get nerfed, but is lowering the spell damage by 1 going to really make people stop playing it? I mean, I hope so, but jesus, I'm so tired of this shit.
I just don't see how there should be a world where we can go from this board state to a loss. I'm only alive to this point because of healing (Thanks, Cookie), but not every class even has that.
You can't play minions, because they have removal and freeze for days.
The only way to win is just shoot them back. Faster than they shoot you.
But you can't. Because they have the better gun.
Fuck hunter, fuck mage, fuck any stupid bullshit solitaire trash tier bullshit. My god same shit somehow continues to get worse. 0 interaction, 0 thought, 0 skill and all rng. Can’t tell you how from literal turn one it’s always top deck, top deck, top deck, me can’t think. Me need deck do all work. And game tell me what card to play each turn. Just fuck off and die shit game.
Fuck battlegrounds jesus christ. How do I keep getting losing with SUCH favorable odds. Either Hearthstone deck tracker is busted or i have the worst fucking luck. In the past 10 games I've been killed 8 times with a win percentage about 80% and chance of being lethaled below 5%. And yet i keep getting lethaled. It makes no fucking sense. Just lost a match where my odds of winning were 96% and my chance of losing and dying was 0.7% and fuck me I manage to hit that. I know sometimes it's gonna happen but EVERY FUCKING GAME IS CRAZZZZZZYYYY
Fuck the endless Rez Priests in Wild. That is all.
When 30 health and 10 armor isn't safe on turn 6.
I just started playing the game again for the first time in 2 years or so. I've been playing arround in wild a bit for the last few days and it was fun for the most part. But right now im facing one of the most cancerous piece of shit decks i've ever seen.
The guy used some druid wombocombo to gain 17k armor and then shuffled a bunch of corrupted bloods in his and my deck.
I let my hand fill up to burn the corrupted bloods in my deck, but now i'm sitting through endless corrupted blood animations from my opponent.
I'll ptobably die of fatigue long befor he burned through all his armor, but fuck me, i refuse to concede to this cancer. If he wants to win with this shite, he will have to sit there for as long as it takes.
One thing that needs fixing is the amount of efficient removal, and the amount of efficiently stated minions. Not every bloody minion needs premium stats. They keep handing them out like candy and it throws off the whole game. If I'm playing against paladin all my 3 damage AoEs are bloody useless because all of paladins 3 drops have 4 health. It's completely unnecessary for a minion like... I dunno Northwatch Commander to be a 3/4.
Also Counterspell.
Can we get rid of this shit *now* please? It's the worst designed secret ever. It's
Because the game has predetermined winners and losers? Like many of us have said before, its a rigged mode. But people are such sheep.
You know something went super wrong when Priest became the most honest class in the game, which is why it sucks ass rn.
I hated Priest obnoxious pkaystyle for the longest time, but the number one dickhead spot is now being contested between Mage and Warlock, and im not sure which one wins.
FUCK THE QUESTS, STORMWIND IS THE WORST EXPANSION OF ALL TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Face it this game is trash. You can play any deck you can think up but Blizzavision will literally pick 5 decks that all beat yours, and then give you another 5 your deck always wins against - Wash rinse repeat ad nauseum. Thanks to the excessive corporate greed and corruption this game will never be fun b/c they want to manipulate every part of the game.
So thanks to MMR this game sucks.
Can the Diablo event please end and delete the MFing a%)(*%)(e from BGs. Thank you.
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
I just encountered this dude who played a priest with only heal spells and taunt minions and he always waited for the turn timer to run out.
He didn't even try to do damage. He just sat there and waited with his deck that he probably built specifically to waste time.
Why are people like this?
Alright, now that we've seen all cards and I went around some Hearthstone subs to get an idea about what people think the consens is: The devs are donkeys that have no fucking clue what to do with Priest. Bunch of cards with barely any synergy, no shadow support and the worst board buff card of the whole expansion. Everything is too fucking slow.
Also just saw Regi's card ratings (take it with a pinch of salt, I know) before starting this little rant and Priest is the only class he rated two class cards 1 star, with stinky nose wrinkle face and everything. Well one of them maybe a 2 in special situations but probably not...
Anyway, it's just bad! Again! Wtf Blizz.
And this is why I've got from hating aggro to hoping dying till turn 6 is going to still be a thing.
*I'm* *so* *sick* *of* *Paladin*.
And I'm SO sick of Devolving Missiles. Such a bullshit card.
I still don't get it - some people are still playing quest mage and quest warlock.
I play proactive minions, they remove them. I sit on my thumb and do nothing, they just play their own game and don't need my participation.
The only way to win is to race them with damage from hand, but that's not how I built my deck. So what, GG, better luck next time? Fuck me I guess, right?
My mistake was queuing up a deck that doesn't beat them at their own game - that just feels so bad.
I honestly start to understand when people say, "when I see class/deck X, I just concede"... I don't like it, but it really just feels like taking the loss on ladder is better than the headache of playing out an inevitable loss sometimes.
Great game design.
Because priest players are the biggest Incel cowards in the game, and playing that class is the only way they can live out their fantasy life of being in charge of something for once. They don't even do it for the XP, it's just for the sheer enjoyment of making people feel what it's like to live their miserable lives for a few minutes. I'd venture some even frequent this thread to read and revel in the rapture as they facilitate themselves.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.
Fuck warlocks