Hearthpwn

So I haven't played in a while.

HOW is Doomhammer Shaman and Illidari Inquisitor fair exactly?

I healed for like 40 in one game as priest and still got killed by the Inquisitor.

Also I've fucking had enough with Devolving Missiles.

6 months later this shit is still in the game, still hard counters every tempo deck and costs 1 mana. Why.

Just wanted to say that even though I'm all for what happened to Blizzard these days, it really pisses me off that Alex Klontzas tries to pass a little piece of the blame to the players. Like, you got people paying for your product and you blame them for wanting to receive something back. What an absolute randallion.

Release the cards already. I am so tired of Blizzards shit. 

At least dump the cards. No one cares about the reveal stream. 

Who in their right mind thinks OTK decks that take more than 10 minutes to build up to are actually fun? Fuck me, what a waste of time

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I hope this thing with Blizzard takes them down along with their shit game and their shit loser incel fanboys.

 Somebody is butthurt and projecting their incel status on others, You act like you're being forced to play.  Just walk away...no problem.....or you can make a new identity just to impotently sob and cry

Seriously. Are they just planning on never doing anything about this Doomhammer nonsense?

I have total board control, 16 health. Lose to 2 cheap spells.

Blizzard is a piece of shit company, the community in this game is full blown retarded, they get what they fucking deserve. I'm out. 

Please delete Neophyte from the game

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Seriously. Are they just planning on never doing anything about this Doomhammer nonsense?

I have total board control, 16 health. Lose to 2 cheap spells.

 Yeah, whoever thought, "well, this class has a weapon they can swing 8 times, let's give them hero attack buffs on top of it!" must not have been thinking straight.

Just put up a taunt, you say? Sure thing, not like shaman has a plethora of ways to remove taunts. That's a relief.

Not even playing a class that has good taunts? LOL, get rekt

Better luck next year, I suppose.

Or the year after that...?

Fuck me… one of those days. Yesterday I could hardly lose but today I’m losing more than not. I didn’t fuck with my decks, didn’t forget how to play.. just played the hands this manipulative game gave me.  Sorry but it delegitimizes all thought of real skill and this player is definitely better than that player.

Don’t tell me HS doesn’t fuck with your win rates… by fucking with your card draw and matchups. 

Sorry for the potty words.

I’ll leave my salt here… thank you.

fuck this game and shaman 

Hi, what in fucks name do you do against Druids that get the nuts and uses three Lightning Bloom's on turn 4 so that they can play Survivial of the Fittest and completely fuck everything from then? Or, better yet, what in fucks name do you do against Druid as a whole? 

standard is such a garbage fest of incel tryhards. 80% playing elemental shaman at rank 10 silver on the second to last day of the ladder climb. doomhammer meta is just stupid with so little counterplay it's infuriating. if you happen to queue into the 20% of other decks, it's equally dumb. oh, look, priest played its 5th generated Soul Mirror to swing the game with a single card, again. Oh look, Warlock used his 3rd generated Tickatus to destroy literally half my deck. Oh, look, it's a face hunter---a deck that's been rampant and annoying as fuck for the past 7 FUCKING YEARS.

blizzard can eat a bag of dicks.

The amount of times I lost easy win games to: Animal Companion-->Huffer.

Enough. F*cking. Enough.

demon hunter playing their omega OP king crush on steroids minion on turns 6, 7 and 9 (nzoth) with that summon 3 minions quilboar on turn 8 feels fair and balanced.

I will never understand how anyone can think Devolving Missiles is balanced.

Situational? Sure. But I just lost a game based on the fact that this card is one mana and costs the opponent literally nothing to completely shut down my turn 5 play.

Shaman in general is broken as SHIT. How is ANYONE supposed to counter a 2/3 that draws 2? On top of crazy efficient AoEs, discounted boards, tons and tons of value generation, burst weapons AND spells.

I ever hear a shaman complaining about anything again they're getting their nose wrenched.

The problem here seems to be everyone is playing standard. Cancer try hard game mode. Come to wild. Ain't no one doom hammering in wild or similar crap