Hearthpwn

Stealer of Souls.  That is all.

Do you guys think I could have a good audience if I stream the unluckiest player in HS history playing? Because I highly doubt any player in HS has worse luck than me.

This game is an RNG infested fucking joke right now, just when you thought the game couldnt possibly be any more frustrating and unfun to play they introduce this set with this meta. I would die to just go back to the Paladin meta now, atleast the game was less frustrating to play; fucked up degenerate piece of shit trash hunters and shamans.

I hit my first legend last month playing the cancer deck that is Secret Paladin. From now on I will continue to only play cancer decks because it seems if you try your own decks you will get punished

I'm sorry, but I will never not believe that Blizzard manipulates some games to give noobs wins to build their confidence. I think it's one reason why they don't show opponents ranks in some games.

I just lost what should have been an auto win game against good Priest decks on the ladder, to the most janky noob bad card deck I've ever seen. And you know it was a new player because every card I played, he had to hover on it to see what it did. EVERY CARD.

I wouldn't care if it was a casual game, but this was on the ladder. So I just lost rank to someone who was more than likely way down the ladder in the learning section, because Blizzard likes to screw around with who plays who and manipulates the RNG..

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This game is an RNG infested fucking joke right now, just when you thought the game couldnt possibly be any more frustrating and unfun to play they introduce this set with this meta. I would die to just go back to the Paladin meta now, atleast the game was less frustrating to play; fucked up degenerate piece of shit trash hunters and shamans.

 p degenerate piece of shit trash hunters and shamans .... hahahaha ,,, exactly lol

Not sure this is the place for it, but fuck Battlegrounds today. Been getting oddly good dragon builds for the first half of the game.... Absolutely full of potential triples going on to Tavern 5. In 4 games, I now have a combined 11 triples on tier 5 while I have a board full of dragons... I have yet to see a single Kalecgos all day... Nor a single Razorgore from rolling on 5. The odds of this can't be anything but fucking bullshit astronomically bad...

Also, had a damn good menagerie build in one of my runs, absolutely first place material... then lost three in a row where I was 80%+ favored to win.... the game just hates me right now, and its starting to be a very mutual feeling.

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Hi!! I play Warlock!!! Did you play a creature?  I kill it.  Play a dozen more, I'll kill them all while healing from my 30 soul fragments  until I play my unstoppable deck rending combo which proves that no skill is required at all as long as you can pay to get the Legendaries you need

All I can say is try it. Play deck tracker when you do. It's fun to watch the game ignore 12 soul fragments out of 20 cards. Or better yet watch it pull a David Blaine and somehow manage to shuffle every soul fragment to the top of the deck while you still have full health. People bitch about Ticketus when they lose to it. 50% of the time it's buried in the last 5 cards. There are no cancer decks. There is only a system that reads the board, determines the best cards and effects, and chooses the best ones to hand the game to the predetermined winner thus maintaining Blizzard's stated goal of an overall 50% win rate. 

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

I took screenshots. Many. But then i realized, for some reason the deck tracker overlay isnt recorded on those screens.

I wanted to show that retarded uga uga ape strong ape copy screenshots, but now i have to look up the replay.

That mage played:

Babbling Book: 2

Solarian: 3

Imprisoned Phoenix: 6

Fireball: 3

Runed Orb: 2

Exploding Sparkler: 3

Some freezes and some other stuff.

And people are REALLY WHINING about priests? Are you serious?

REALLY?

standard btw.

So Blizzard knows how to make Shaman playable.

Now we're waiting for good Warlock.

You fucking tryhardmoron with your copy and paste deck on BRONZE on the asia server im trying to finish my daily quests after months logging back in. No need to do brainacrobatics with your netdeck while im just spamming trivial non dangerous cards. I guess you came hard after you finally finished me after the rope almost burnt down. Such a waste of time.

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Fuck that random mage that discovers Mordresh in arena. Plus fuck you for bm'ing and roping while having lethal. Cunt.

Outplayed a stupid mage the whole game, right until he pulls a fcking prime out of his sleeves..... prime into Counterspell, into flame strike, portion for another prime, who also pulled a flame strike wiping out my whole board.. seriously? Is this really how it is suppose to be? being a fcking noob the whole match and win just by pulling a lot of random stuff!! ... gg blizzard...... skills doesn't matter against mages! braindead class.

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Fuck that random mage that discovers Mordresh in arena. Plus fuck you for bm'ing and roping while having lethal. Cunt.

 I feel your pain. Whenever I face Mage in arena I prepare myself for that random Fireball that will kill me out of nowhere. I hate that damn class in just about any game mode.

I still can't believe they just left Counterspell in the core set. It's such an obnoxious card.

Why can Piercing Shot still hit your own goddamned minions? I literally gained like... 20 armor and a face hunter still beat my warrior deck. I don't even understand that.

Control decks are so weak in this meta. 

Hah! Played aggro paladin (wich has some chances, don't know if even favored against control warrior), zero warriors.

Switched to freeze mage to get a quest done... and suddenly three in a row. One of them BMing me. You must be so tough, winning the easiest matchup in the existence of classic.

Can I please just get DC's instead of playing against damn Millhouse 4 times in 9 turns...