Hearthpwn

It's very cool that mage is already 2 damage in fatigue and I still have 16 cards in a deck. Very well balanced game, thank you Team5!

It sure is FUN getting punished for playing literally ANY card at all, thanks Blizzard, very fun mechanic :)

I'm sorry for the Warlock I BMed , but tonight I faced only Warlock and Paladin, only that. over more than 10 fucking games. I'd love to see something else. 

Really hope they will kill Paladin, this deck is beyond stupid. And by this deck I mean all Pally decks because they are the same but like 5 cards. 

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Quote from Evil_B >>

When was the last time you played a mage that didn't have Primordial Studies or Font of Power in their opening hand?

How about a priest that didn't have Palm Reading on turn 3? 

Here's a fun exercise. Take a deck of 30 cards. Take one card out and add two jokers. Shuffle them well and deal yourself the top 2 cards. See how many times the jokers are the top 2 cards. Now ask me how many times when I play control warlock and open with Spirit Jailer I draw the 2 soul fragments that I just shuffled in the deck on round 2. 

You gotta love manipulated RNG.

If you mulligan aggressively for one card, the probability you have it in your hand T1 (including the first card you draw) is 41% on the play, 51% on the coin. If you mulligan aggressively for one of TWO cards (like the mage example you cite), the probability you have ANY ONE of them after drawing your first card is 77% on the coin and 67% on the play.

Blizzard isn't screwing you, that's just probability.

Tickatus is sooooo fun to play against... YOu play something else than aggro, then my friend you are fucked. Enjoyed the gameplay?

Just gotta keep telling myself I need to play better. Nothing is betting in bg’s then getting knocked out when someone randomly spawns a 6 drop while the person who does bm emotes you as youre eliminated. Good thing he payed for that rng. Money well spent 👌🏻

If you're netdecking, go play against the innkeeper; nobody gives a shit if you can download a list.  We want to see if YOU can make a deck, not if Pavel or someone can.  If you're botting, go play against the innkeeper; we want to play hearthstone with a human, not play against an AI.  If you're doing both, you can suck a dick all day long.

Stop spamming greetings when you luckily draw lethal, jesus fucking christ.

So playing Control warrior versus priest, I have Rattlegore on the field, he uses 'the Nameless one' to silence rattlegore and make a 4/4 copy of him on his board. I kill this 4/4 copy and then it turns into an 8/8......

WTF.

That has to be a glitch!!! That is not fair at all that he jumps back up to an 8/8.

ANYONE ELSE WITNESSED THIS TRAVESTY OF STEAMING POO?

16+ but only in wild yes? Using battlecry 2x guy?

Yeah ok BUT after a long day at work and I wanna chill and knock out quests you think I wanna sit down and make a deck? Some of us aint got time bro.

Quote from Goodlake >>

Quote from Evil_B >>

When was the last time you played a mage that didn't have Primordial Studies or Font of Power in their opening hand?

How about a priest that didn't have Palm Reading on turn 3? 

Here's a fun exercise. Take a deck of 30 cards. Take one card out and add two jokers. Shuffle them well and deal yourself the top 2 cards. See how many times the jokers are the top 2 cards. Now ask me how many times when I play control warlock and open with Spirit Jailer I draw the 2 soul fragments that I just shuffled in the deck on round 2. 

You gotta love manipulated RNG.

If you mulligan aggressively for one card, the probability you have it in your hand T1 (including the first card you draw) is 41% on the play, 51% on the coin. If you mulligan aggressively for one of TWO cards (like the mage example you cite), the probability you have ANY ONE of them after drawing your first card is 77% on the coin and 67% on the play.

Blizzard isn't screwing you, that's just probability.

 Curious that you didn't run the math on the two soul fragments being the first two cards drawn on round two after leading with a Spirit Jailer...

If any card will ever make me quit Hearthstone, it's Sethekk Veilweaver. What Priests can do if they get a perfect early draw with Sethekk Veilweaver, Nazmani Bloodweaver and Rally! or Gift of Luminance is absolutely gamebreaking. Not overpowered due to inconsistency, but absolutey insufferable when it pops off.

Quote from Naekh >>

Tickatus is sooooo fun to play against... YOu play something else than aggro, then my friend you are fucked. Enjoyed the gameplay?

Try playing it. You either get perfect draws on curve or every key card is buried. Every game is a mindless win or a mindless loss. No in between. Blizzard removed thought and strategy from this game ages ago. 

Quote from vannie27 >>

So playing Control warrior versus priest, I have Rattlegore on the field, he uses 'the Nameless one' to silence rattlegore and make a 4/4 copy of him on his board. I kill this 4/4 copy and then it turns into an 8/8......

WTF.

That has to be a glitch!!! That is not fair at all that he jumps back up to an 8/8.

 

ANYONE ELSE WITNESSED THIS TRAVESTY OF STEAMING POO?

 

 That's a coding quirk. And it affects many other cards, like buffing Rattlegore won't increase or decrease the stats it comes later with. Casting Blessing of Kings on a Rattlegore still gives you a 8/8 Rattlegore instead of a 12/12. Equality won't prevent Rattlegeoree from spawning again, and such.

The Nameless One becomes an exact 4/4 copy of the Rattlegore, thus it earns the exact deathrattle, wich, rather than "resummon it with -1/-1", should read "summon a 8/8, wich summons a 7/7, wich summons a 6/6..." and so on. Of course, that wall of text would be unbearable to look at, so they left it the other way. I know because I had a Rattlegore dying several times vs a priest and when he finally tossed The Nameless One against me it just spawned a 5/5 on death.

Zephrys is such a scam card, ffs. Priest stole my Rattlegore and I can not really deal with him very well without wasting tons of cards, I play Zephrys, he offers Natalie, Temple Enforcer and Tirion. Why not a single really helpful card? Hex? Mind control? Silence at least?! 

I still won, but Zephrys certainly does not offer perfect cards.

Quote from TheDarksider >>

It sure is FUN getting punished for playing literally ANY card at all, thanks Blizzard, very fun mechanic :)

 What do You expect from a card game? :)

Quote from Amaranthus >>

If any card will ever make me quit Hearthstone, it's Sethekk Veilweaver. What Priests can do if they get a perfect early draw with Sethekk Veilweaver, Nazmani Bloodweaver and Rally! or Gift of Luminance is absolutely gamebreaking. Not overpowered due to inconsistency, but absolutey insufferable when it pops off.

 These cards are infuriating. I am so sick of 2 or 3 drops that have insane value generation. They scream, "Kill me now!" or you are totally screwed.   No card should be able to result in infinite value either. It's just stupid card design. 

Quote from Jonesy978 >>

Quote from Amaranthus >>

If any card will ever make me quit Hearthstone, it's Sethekk Veilweaver. What Priests can do if they get a perfect early draw with Sethekk Veilweaver, Nazmani Bloodweaver and Rally! or Gift of Luminance is absolutely gamebreaking. Not overpowered due to inconsistency, but absolutey insufferable when it pops off.

 These cards are infuriating. I am so sick of 2 or 3 drops that have insane value generation. They scream, "Kill me now!" or you are totally screwed.   No card should be able to result in infinite value either. It's just stupid card design. 

 

 I once had a priest topdeck Raise Dead twice in a row right after I had killed both Sethekk Veilweaver and Nazmani Bloodweaver in the early game. About a turn later, his board was filled with divine shielded and buffed Sethekks and Nazmanis and he had a full hand that probably cost about 0 mana. Fun match. For him.