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People playing secret paladin in casual mode, are really just out of this world.. not even hell will accept these idiots! 

Oh My Yogg! requires so much skill to play. My board is 6 minions, odd paladin opponent has a 2/1. I play a secret to trigger a 1 cost so I can play my kings safely Plague of Flames. I proceed to lose the game 4 turns later after being demoted every time he plays a card after that..

And just ignore that every single otk mage has combo by turn 8.

Gotta love the druid who had 6 minions on turn 1 followed by aoe buffs on turn 2 and 4.

Or that big brain big minion big skill priest doesnt get punished at all by either of my bad luck albatross or the tokens I put into his pool with an early leeroy to try and dilute his ressurects. At least I beat most of the secret mages today..

STTIIILLLLL waiting for nerfs to hysteria and refreshing skill water...

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Oh My Yogg! requires so much skill to play. My board is 6 minions, odd paladin opponent has a 2/1. I play a secret to trigger a 1 cost so I can play my kings safely Plague of Flames. I proceed to lose the game 4 turns later after being demoted every time he plays a card after that..

And just ignore that every single otk mage has combo by turn 8.

Gotta love the druid who had 6 minions on turn 1 followed by aoe buffs on turn 2 and 4.

Or that big brain big minion big skill priest doesnt get punished at all by either of my bad luck albatross or the tokens I put into his pool with an early leeroy to try and dilute his ressurects. At least I beat most of the secret mages today..

STTIIILLLLL waiting for nerfs to hysteria and refreshing skill water...

 The masterminds on this site will advice you to "tech in cards in your decks" but as you know from your experience with Albatrosses, don't even bother.

Just proves that many devs play warlock......the class is broken as chit!!!  AND it's the worst type of game.....long dragging, they kill everything and heal constantly to the same endgame.......any other class would have been nerfed ages ago. And since the devs are incel geeks, they get off on causing misery to players

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Oh My Yogg! requires so much skill to play. My board is 6 minions, odd paladin opponent has a 2/1. I play a secret to trigger a 1 cost so I can play my kings safely Plague of Flames. I proceed to lose the game 4 turns later after being demoted every time he plays a card after that..

And just ignore that every single otk mage has combo by turn 8.

Gotta love the druid who had 6 minions on turn 1 followed by aoe buffs on turn 2 and 4.

Or that big brain big minion big skill priest doesnt get punished at all by either of my bad luck albatross or the tokens I put into his pool with an early leeroy to try and dilute his ressurects. At least I beat most of the secret mages today..

STTIIILLLLL waiting for nerfs to hysteria and refreshing skill water...

 It's not even properly executed. It says "Random spell of same cost" not "random spell on random target".

If that's what they meant they should have specified. Most of time it changes the spell and the target. 

This game sucks anymore. That is all.

Control now stomps on those decks

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 LOL fatigue.

The fun of those days have been traded in for a modern RNG MMR Casino sh*tstorm that is today's Hearthstone.

Battlegrounds record. 5th place! 5th place! 5th place! 5th place! 5h place! 5th place! 5th place! I guess I should’ve just played better in the casino, rng, rigged, 50 percent win rate game. That or I suppose pay money for the “perks” aka better rng

i hate the new deck posted from 1 Person, and its just a copy / paste of an already existing deck. SO TRASH

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Battlegrounds record. 5th place! 5th place! 5th place! 5th place! 5h place! 5th place! 5th place! I guess I should’ve just played better in the casino, rng, rigged, 50 percent win rate game. That or I suppose pay money for the “perks” aka better rng

 Pretty much.

Why is Tickatus even a card that got printed? ehm yes, I totally do LOVE having only 20 cards to play with, because someone just burns a third of your deck with no downside. 

Just had a game where I managed to trigger Envoy Rustwix deathrattle 7 times as a priest. A deck full of random Primes, lovely, right.

NOT, because I only got to play 3 of them, the rest were burned away by 5 stupid Tickatuses. 

Be prepared for new otk Dh deck.In my match i was dominating the match with 30 health and he had 16.About half way through the deck He lays 6 or 7 minions(not saying their names)down and plays a certian spell and does 141 damage to me.Well done Blizzard.

Be prepared for new otk Dh deck.In my match i was dominating the match with 30 health and he had 16.About half way through the deck He lays 6 or 7 minions(not saying their names)down and plays a certain spell and does 141 damage to me.Well done Blizzard.

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

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Quote from GGR1972 >>

Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

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Quote from GGR1972 >>

Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 This is the salt thread, it's literally meant to be a place to irrational and just let raw emotion (mostly anger) out. Given that, you also have the right to critise other people, even if you have no basis at all, this is a forum on the internet.

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Quote from GGR1972 >>

Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

 You are the one who keeps posting on a thing they obviously dont like. Very smart