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Since you like playing alone so much, I'll leave you there watching these animations that take up more than a turn while I do something else with my time, hope you enjoyed the free win after you figured I left five minutes ago <3 

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Is anyone still having fun with this clown fiesta game? Bgs are shitty, constructed another clown fiesta... nerf please

 Congratulations, you've said the streamer words (clown and fiesta in case you don't know), now your opinion can be taken seriously by the community!!!

Sorcerer's Apprentice legit gave me PTSD, the anxious feeling I get when hearing "Someday I'll be just like you" is unmatched even by that of Archmage Vargoth's "Free from that blasted tower" or Grim Patron's "Everyone, get in here", hell, even Mysterious Challenger's "Who am I? None of your business" didn't felt so bad. Like seriously, I feel bad just by WATCHING someone play HS and then seeing their opponent play the damn card. 

Kinda the opposite of salty but I’m too lazy to find the “pepper” thread rn. My opponent is prolly salty so that still works right? 

Anyway, last game to legend (first push since KaC and boy was it easier than I remembered) and oddly enough I’m facing a big Druid. Haven’t seen one of these guys the whole climb. He’s gotta be p.o.’d. Got the perfect ramp start, but because of that I’m able to get a ton of pressure early. Got him down to 8 health and he puts up a wall of 8/8 taunts seven minions wide. All he had to do was hero power. 1 more health and he turns the game around. He will be posting below later about how b.s. a top deck Alex is. ;p

Man, low tier battlegrounds can be super annoying with how badly people play. My last 4 (edit - 9, it just didn't stop) rounds:

6 - Hooktusk still on tier 2
7 - Illidan still on tier 2
8 - George on tier 3, who has taken the liberty of bubbling 5 out of 7 of his crappy minions
9 - Hooktusk on tier 2
10 - Flurgl on tier 3
11 - Mukla on tier 4
12 - George on tier 4
13 - Hooktusk ghost, still on tier 2
14 - Pyramad on tier 4. Finally got me with 6 golden cards and 4 (golden plus regular) Goldgrubbers

Lesson learned - never get baited by turn 7 Nomi. Unless you have a supporting hero power (Patches lol) or start god rolling afterwards, it just doesn't scale fast enough.

Edit: and nah, this isn't a case of midrange madness like you see at higher MMRs. Midrange madness doesn't mean you just stop levelling entirely, unless you're doing one of those wonky low level builds like Aranna elementals.

This thread is not anymore only as "salt" it is literally becoming truth.

This game is STAGED, I create deck with deathrattle suddenly my opponents have deck full of silences but what happened today I can't even...

I got that poison legendary from FitB and I rarely very little play decks centered hard about weapons. I decide "oh let's try it for fun".

1. Game against druid. He seemed to be playing some kind of classic list mixed with some new cards. He played even annoyotrons with taunt!!! And shit ton of other taunts, also that 6/8 can't be targeted reborn shit minion and that core set spell that gives minion taunt!!! Boards of taunt. Of course I lost.

2. Game against priest. Alright let's do this, I play Assassin's Blade on turn 4 (already minions removed by him). He played Kobold Stick him with Finger in his main deck!!! Then put some minions on board and of course taunt. I was like okay... let's move forward. I play Self Sharpening Blade and buff it bit and pass. Of course he has to be Reno deck and play Zephrys into Harrison!!! Never ever before have I witnessed anti weapon cards while I was playing for last month, even when I went to fatigue with opponent no anti weapon shit!!! Suddenly my opponents counter my deck perfectly.

Yeah no conspiracy here, just normal day at the office.

Playing Control Warlock in Casual is lame and anyone who does can eat a cow pie whopper.

ENOUGH WITH THE MAGE ADORATION BLIZZARD, WHY IS Sorcerer's Apprentice STILL ALLOWED IN THE GAME? WHY HASN'T SHE BEEN CHANGED? IS IT FAIR TO DRAW 10+ CARDS ON TURN 4 AND THEN END THE TURN WITH UNSPENT MANA? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RUN Crossroads Watch Post IN EVERY BOARD BASED DECK NOW? FUCK YOU!

Lost in 5 turns two games in a row to spell druid. You have to get perfect cards to win in 5 turns. And it happened twice. Every single aspect of this "game" is manipulated. If pretending that anything in Hearthstone is random makes it more enjoyable for you then more power to you. It's simply not the case. 

Addendum - I then lost to DH in 6 turns. Of course perfect draws. This is after I went on a decent win streak so the system is working back towards the stated goal of an overall 50% win rate.

Fuck the fucking aggro deck running the busted 1/4 murloc, fuck this bullshit srsly 

Are all mages players full pepegas? Seriously I've never encountered one that won't empty his hand when he has lethal and then: Hello. YOu play the dumbest shit on the ladder and still you BM?

Why doesn't Blizzard change Deck of Lunacy to read "replace your deck with Nagrand Slam cards"?

I swear to all that is holy Devolving Missiles must be a reference to the creativity of the devs when they implemented that card. It needs a mana cost increase ASAP.

Devolving is probably the best removal in game currently 1 mana and it silences and can go wide with 3 targets. Whoever made this fucking piece of shit card does not understand card economics at all. 1 cost FOR A 3 TARGET SILENCE AND REMOVAL OWL COSTS FUCKING 2/3.

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Devolving is probably the best removal in game currently 1 mana and it silences and can go wide with 3 targets. Whoever made this fucking piece of shit card does not understand card economics at all. 1 cost FOR A 3 TARGET SILENCE AND REMOVAL OWL COSTS FUCKING 2/3.

I have tried all the "cancer decks". I posted a while back where I cast two of them back to back and all six missiles hit the same 1 mana minion ignoring the other two.

Another shining example is when you cast Deck of Lunacy. If it's your turn to win you get several copies of Nagrand Slam. If you have been chosen to lose you get Survival of the Fittest which as a spell mage is completely useless. 

If the system has you down for a loss it doesn't matter what you do or how poorly your opponent plays. And if it is your turn to win the perfect cards will come on curve and the "random effects" will all hit in the best possible way. 

Jeeeeesus do I hate Priests. How can anybody play this and not die of boredom. 

I just started using deck tracker again. It is entertaining to see how improbable the draws are every game.

Why the fuck does every single round of nerfs just result in face hunter?

Fuck hunter being a prominent deck in every. single. expansion.

It's been nearly 8 years. I'm sick of it.

If you Play Priest, Warlock or Mage, you are braindead. 

There's no excuses. Jusy embrace it.

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This thread is not anymore only as "salt" it is literally becoming truth.

This game is STAGED, I create deck with deathrattle suddenly my opponents have deck full of silences but what happened today I can't even...

I got that poison legendary from FitB and I rarely very little play decks centered hard about weapons. I decide "oh let's try it for fun".

1. Game against druid. He seemed to be playing some kind of classic list mixed with some new cards. He played even annoyotrons with taunt!!! And shit ton of other taunts, also that 6/8 can't be targeted reborn shit minion and that core set spell that gives minion taunt!!! Boards of taunt. Of course I lost.

2. Game against priest. Alright let's do this, I play Assassin's Blade on turn 4 (already minions removed by him). He played Kobold Stick him with Finger in his main deck!!! Then put some minions on board and of course taunt. I was like okay... let's move forward. I play Self Sharpening Blade and buff it bit and pass. Of course he has to be Reno deck and play Zephrys into Harrison!!! Never ever before have I witnessed anti weapon cards while I was playing for last month, even when I went to fatigue with opponent no anti weapon shit!!! Suddenly my opponents counter my deck perfectly.

Yeah no conspiracy here, just normal day at the office.

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Quote from SteveAustin >>

Devolving is probably the best removal in game currently 1 mana and it silences and can go wide with 3 targets. Whoever made this fucking piece of shit card does not understand card economics at all. 1 cost FOR A 3 TARGET SILENCE AND REMOVAL OWL COSTS FUCKING 2/3.

I have tried all the "cancer decks". I posted a while back where I cast two of them back to back and all six missiles hit the same 1 mana minion ignoring the other two.

Another shining example is when you cast Deck of Lunacy. If it's your turn to win you get several copies of Nagrand Slam. If you have been chosen to lose you get Survival of the Fittest which as a spell mage is completely useless. 

If the system has you down for a loss it doesn't matter what you do or how poorly your opponent plays. And if it is your turn to win the perfect cards will come on curve and the "random effects" will all hit in the best possible way. 

 This. And it's painfully obvious to anyone who has played real card games or have even the most basic understanding of real world probability and randomness. 

This game is 100% driven by profits derived purely from dopamine addicts, and those who have invested too much time unlocking cards. (Everyone else who I've known who tries it uninstalled it after a few attempts due to the rampant and excessive RNG, discover, mana cheating, and powercreep, and the high expense of a pay-to-win(50%) competive deck - unless they have a raging hard on for Demon Hunter...which most do not.)

It's a total money sink gambling application and not a 'game' by any sense of the word and should be illegal as children are preyed upon as well.

100% staged corporate moneymaking scheme posing as a digital card "strategy" game, nothing more.