Hearthpwn

So I desided to play hunter to destroy those mage fuckers. 1st game won turn 5, so far so good. 2nd game he coins DoL, followed by flow. When he plays board full of glowflies, I have 3/10 mankirk and a bunch of stuff on board. I bring him to 2 hp, cause hell, I am not trading with that trash having 30 hp. 

Guess what happened: Refreshing water into refreshing water into... 10 mana buff +4/4 into "hello" and 30 dmg from board.

BGs are too boring with no new content for ages. Guess I ll play duels for 2 days...

You, the person who keeps adding Zephrys the Great as the ONLY legendary in your deck while running 16 different cards in total (which means that, aside from Zeph and a random card, every other card is a DUPLICATE): FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. I'M NOT EVEN DEBATING THE POWER LEVEL OF THE CARD (WHICH CERTAINLY IS HIGH, BASED ON THE SITUATION I JUST DESCRIBED), IT'S JUST THAT LOSING TO A RANDOM ZEPH AFTER SEEING LOTS OF DUPLICATES FEELS REALLY, REALLY CHEAP. THIS DEMONSTRATES THE TYPE OF DESIGN I HATE THE MOST: WHEN A CARD CAN BE USED OUTSIDE OF ITS INTENDED PURPOSE WHILE IGNORING THE DECKBUILDING CONDITIONS FOR IT TO BE PROPERLY USED.

Can't Believe tickatus is not on the nerfed list.

The whole fucking priest class with any deck is around 25% winrate against warlock with Tickatus

They STILL refuse to nerf Libram of Hope. It's been a ridiculous card practically since it came out and they refuse to even *touch it*. It does not need to have 8 attack.

Lunacy mages who play casual a day before the nerf are nothing more than f*cking trash. Not only you don't have the balls to play anything less degenerate but  you don't even climb with it anymore. How brain damaged a person has be to take the no. 1 broken crap into casual just to boost their fragile ego while smelling their own farts. You can blame Blizzard as much as you want for this but in the end it's the shitty players who decide to abuse this.

Please, delete Ice Block, it allows for uninteractive and unbeatable combo setup turns. 

Oh, you've got an 8 winstreak from D3 to D1 and are ready to face the final boss? Fear not, Blizzard will make sure that their 50% winrate policy is protected, get ready to go directly to D5 again baybee :)

Thanks fkn retards in Blizzard HQ now tickatus warlock is more cancerous than ever before. Because they are able to deal with towers with only one spell.

Clap, Clap, Clap.

Libram Retardin with perfect curve roping every turn.

Why the F waste TIME?

Libram Retardin with perfect curve roping every turn.

Why the F waste TIME?

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Oh, you've got an 8 winstreak from D3 to D1 and are ready to face the final boss? Fear not, Blizzard will make sure that their 50% winrate policy is protected, get ready to go directly to D5 again baybee :)

 Just play secret paladin, it's auto pilot to legend.

So Paladin is still destroying us right? LMAO! And Control Warlock is stronger because without Pen Flinger targeting face aggro decks are weaker, and Tickatus destroys combo / control decks... WTF!

How hard do the designers jerk off to Demon Hunter? It was a mindless easy class before, now it has an otk combo?!!

stupid ass hysteria should not be in arena. 1 card has literary cost me so many wins because you cant play around it. 

most recently because with 6 minions and lethal on the board they drop it and it kills the 1/3 from magtheridon which wipes the rest of my board so gg. fucking dumb

Why is Avenge in standard....spend 3 days to make a decent deck and the only class i cant beat is paladin...only card that makes no sense in standard is Avenge the only card that does dmg is Avenge the only card that fuckes me over is Avenge HOPE U SEE THIS DEVS...remove Avenge ffs!!!!

I just don't get it... Do we really need to enforce webcam rule on the players' face to get people to behave like actual humans? Like, why the fuck do you feel the need to flex your superiority when you don't even have a sense of individuality evident from you netdecking and playing popular deck.

Is there a reason for me to behave like a human when I don't even see netdeckers as humans anymore? especially not when they display no sense of individuality and creativity.

"It is just a game" they say, social interaction is just a game I see...

These where simply shitty nerfs!!! Did Nothing to Mage they are still infesting the ladder with that cancer!!! Just not fun.....4mages then 2 palas...again into some mages...to face pala again......Ooooh here look a rogue for a change.....pdffft....booooooring

Tell me this shitstone. Anytime I play bg’s why do I just know when I’m going to be knocked out? How do I just know the rng is going to go completely one way? Why is it EVERY FUCKING TIME I play anyone who has that stupid fuckin death rattle boat or any random spawning death rattle for that matter it always spawns the biggest high rolls? This always always always ends up eliminating because oh one more swing? Directly into the stupid fag boat. What’s that 3 lv 6 pirates!? What’s that because of that you’re eliminated!? No way! Incredible!

...so apparently, Blizzard thinks being able to draw 4 cards and still have enough mana leftover to play a Flame Strike is just... you know, fair.

Wauw. so Pale is still facking OP top tier SUPER class! how can you facking enjoy playing that lame shit of a deck... Pen flinger is still OP as hell and 0 zero cost librams is still just the biggest joke of the game.. nothing should cost 0 cost.. NOTHING!! oh god, I hate those pale players! braindead human trash! get a facking life and play something else! 

Yes! I am mad as fuck! grrrrr