Hearthpwn

Mage is at 1 health but of course I can't get the damage I needed and wins off of perfect RNG. Now is a bad time to play HS if you are a Mage hater like me, I'm taking a break until Mage gets the nerf bat. Not sure if it'll matter anyways, Deck of Lunacy could be 6 mana and people would still play that cancerous deck.

HEY LOSER! HEY LOSER! WASN'T ME! WASN'T ME! HEY LOSER! HEY LOSER! WASN'T ME! WASN'T ME!

^ F*** this little piece of shit! :((((((((

 

I have no idea how control Warlock isn't on their register. I have no idea how to even approach this deck with anything past midrange. If it's not Jaraxxus, it's Tickatus, if it's not Tickatus, it's Envoy Rustwix. If it's not those it's Cascading Disaster and then of course getting that back with Y'Shaarj. I have... literally no answer to it. It's not even that bad against aggro or tempo decks.

Add druid players to the fuck you list.Pig pussy bastards.

Add druid players to the fuck you list.Pig pssy bstards.

Come on guys. Deck of lunacy is not a problem. What you are getting steamrolled by is apexis blast and the card that pulls out two secrets. You dont climb with deck of lunacy. Trust me I have played it and I cant get out of gold. Its too much RNG. Most of the time you just end up with garbage like deck of chaos and that priest spell that is bugged. A nerf to lunacy wont stop spell mage. You have to nerf like 5 other spells in the mage kit. 

Secret paladin on the other hand is a broken deck. The tempo from the sword is just unbeatable. 

 

Refreshing Spring Water is just worse Gush. I dont mind Deck of Lunacy, maybe nerf it to cost (2)more but Refreshing spring water plus Incanter's Flow for two mana is what makes this deck nonsense. And I mean I like Deck of Lunacy as a card, but the deck does not seem to be right and even the plays might be spectacular, but are dull in fact.

I like mage, only spell mage is interesting idea, but Refreshing Spring Water, Conjure Mana Biscuit bot should be cratures with some deathrattle, spellburst or franzy effects, not a spells. The worst think is lack of interactivity even for me as a Lunacy player.

Some deck from hearthstones (and in card games in general) tend to miss with combos the core point which is interaction, like if you play 4-6 cards in 4 turns, opponent does not have chance to counter and then you dominate him with great visuals and wow efects, I mean c'mon.

I find fun in Hearthstone in counting my resources on board, in hand and predicting opponent moves. I like to outsmart opponent and other players are welcome to do the same to me. I will never find fun and play Hearthstone solely because of domination, incentives, daily quests or spectacular effect or situation. But I understand those are what makes money.

I miss times when I came to game with intention to entertain me and it did back then, now it is more of attention drainer :( I would like the game to be more mid-rangey, grind counting game, not like watching bag of fireworks poping out :/

What's the point of spell schools if not every spell has a school?

Anyone who plays Pen Flinger belongs in the deepest pits of hell.

Paladin is simply the most annoying its ever been and i have been playing since launch.

I rather play against a res.priest

Play Minion
Buff Minion
End Turn
Repeat

Get all spells back
Repeat

its so annoying AND most of all, BORING !!!! to play against.

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Refreshing Spring Water is just worse Gush. I dont mind Deck of Lunacy, maybe nerf it to cost (2)more but Refreshing spring water plus Incanter's Flow for two mana is what makes this deck nonsense. And I mean I like Deck of Lunacy as a card, but the deck does not seem to be right and even the plays might be spectacular, but are dull in fact.

 "Worse Gush" is saying.. not much? Gush is a ridiculous card, if we're talking the MTG one. If you mean a better gush... I'd disagree. Spring water is absurd - and in need of a nerf, as much as Mozaki will get hit hard by that - but comparing HS cards to stuff like gush or the other, more ridiculous MTG cards (P9 and better) is a bit hyperbolic. I can see the 0-mana and sometims positive mana comparisons, but I don't think it's quite Gush level. The sheer amount of mana cheating in Mage ATM is ridiculous, though.

This is getting ridiculous. 1 win in the last 13. Mixture of things, from abysmal matchups (might have managed the druid if not for the second celestial), to abysmal draws (no flow, Mozaki+Taelan hiding, whiffs on spring water, test for Yogg on a combo turn and get a passage...), and probably a passable amount of tilt.

Oh, and HDT is perpetually not updating. Yay! Every few games, restart that for the tracking to see how abysmally I'm doing...

"Hey Loser!" has now given me more PTSD than "Everyone, get in here!"

Hi.  I f-ing hate this game right now.  It is utter f-ing garbage.  Homebrews get facerolled.  Cave in, try PaladinCancer, get rolled by lunacy mages.  Cave in, play Lunacy mage, draw a hand full of Guardian Animals every f-ing game.  Try priest, somehow get rolled by agro every time (nearly).  Try rogue, no good.  Try any deck and it is instantly countered by whatever.  And every single opponent has 2x farwatch on turn 2, into 2x other watchpost next 2 turns and all of my removal is nowhere to be seen.

13 and 25 is my record at diamond 5.  I absolutely *hate* this game right now between Paladin, Mage, HEY LOSER and Watchposts...this game is utter garbarge.  If i could sell my collection I would and be done with it.  Only reason I stick around is because I can't get over the sunk-cost mindset.

 

 

I 100% agree.This meta is the most boring and random generated garbage to date imo.Why does everything have to have a gimmick now?Whatever happened to good ol toe to toe level playing field where yo cant draw half your deck in 1 turn or play five 8+dmg minions on turn 4.Fuckers got greedy im guessing.

 

I’ve have more thoughtful gaming on a slot machine than HR right now.  RNG on every turn + overpowered combos = utter shit game. 

fuck you blizzard.

 

Plays mage, full on BM. How small can your pp be?

Fuck this shit yo, how dare my opponent draw a card

This time I am definitely quitting. I say it every week, but this time I mean it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely this time

The meta is pretty garbage, I have pretty much most the cards but nothing feels fun, I like control Warrior and Hunter but with such a meta atm its depressing. I keep getting paired against miracle priest and that deck is aids. That and fucking warlock its not even Ticketus but the fucking 12 removal cards. 

Had a commanding lead over a Warlock with my Dragon Priest deck. Literally the *entire* game. Got him to under 5 health about... 4 times.

Every time he'd draw a Soul Fragment. Then he played Jaraxxus, then he played Rustwix and Tickatus.

Then he won with like 21 health.

Who *the fuck* thought Warlock needed Tickatus, Rustwix and Jaraxxus in the same *fucking* rotation. Good god.