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Really hope Savage Roar is sent to wild. So frustrating to die from full health on turn 6 because i couldn't clear a board of 2/2s in time. Just brainless gameplay. Spam tokens, wait for board to stick, then double savage roar.

Quote from Darksun200 >>

Alura nerf did nothing, should have been 6 mana.

 It did do one thing, it increased my total dust by 1600. 

Fuck you stinking Meta Sluts in Casual. Hope you suffocate on your own shit.

Putting shit in Wild is not good enough. We need a proper ban list so broken infinite combos are actually removed from the game. 

Running Kill Everything Priest because Fuck you Cheese Paladin and Token Druid that's why

Still lose to them most of the time because where the fuck is the plethora of removal when I need them? I even run x2 Novice Engineer just so I can draw into these AoE more frequently, but nope still shitty luck with draws. Can't clear Token Druid boards more times than they just refill, fail to clear up to 4 2/2s for even one turn and you just get Savage Roar/Arbor up'd to death

Pointless to try and counter these broken "strategies"

Not sure why the Hearthstone team even bothers with nerfs that are just for show. High Abbess Alura goes to 5 mana. Does absolutely nothing.

When it is the paladin's turn to win the ZTG programming ensures that they always get Nozdormu on curve and have tip the scales in hand. They don't even need Alura to pull it off. When they are slated to lose, Nozdormu and Alura go to the bottom of the deck.

Thus the stated goal of an overall 50% win rate is maintained. And a once great game is now garbage. 

 Went up against an aggro DH with C'thun . ?????????????

He proceeded to click quit when he lost to rope me. This guy is the biggest turd ever.

Quote from Darksun200 >>

 Went up against an aggro DH with C'thun . ?????????????

He proceeded to click quit when he lost to rope me. This guy is the biggest turd ever.

 I can't figure out what this means. 

Quote from Baldarich >>

I miss when this game required at least a little bit of skill in every gamemode.

 I have played this game since beta and I can tell you that this was never the case

Thats cause this game is a manipulated childrens casino clown fiesta 'game' now completely devoid of any strategy, fun, or interactivity. and will never be anything more.

Yes Hearthstone sucks ass now. Accept it.

I can never understand why people think OTK's are fine, I'm fine with being outplayed, I'm fine if someone manages to spam board full of minions, But when someone with literally zero board control can just deal 30 damage to face because they have "combo" at their hands. Is absolute bullshit, For it literally denies you right to play any slower deck and everything you build up to is literally for nothing.

You cant defend that shit. 

I just spent four matches on bronze wild to set up turns for the revolve achievement, playing garbage minions, stealth minions, even giving my opponents minions, who of course all believed it to be their holy duty to clear my board, since I kept not attacking them.

Then I finally got it done, only to find out that the achievement apparently doesn't trigger when one of the minions after the transformation is inactive. Wtf? Who implemented that shit?

Quote from That_mAntis >>

I can never understand why people think OTK's are fine, I'm fine with being outplayed, I'm fine if someone manages to spam board full of minions, But when someone with literally zero board control can just deal 30 damage to face because they have "combo" at their hands. Is absolute bullshit, For it literally denies you right to play any slower deck and everything you build up to is literally for nothing.

You cant defend that shit. 

 Nuff' said.

Honestly Mozaki Mage might be my least favourite/most infuriating deck to face right now.

Sorcerer's Apprentice, you will not be missed. Fuck you and all your OTK bullshit you've enabled mage to have over the years

priests, the autism is real

I'm so livid right now, of COURSE I would face against the most toxic warlock deck I've ever seen, x2 ALL disruption cards in standard. All of them. The fucking 3/8 mech, 5/6 that casts a spell from your hand, the 4/3 demon that causes you to burn a card from your hand, every card to support Tickatus..fuck this degenerate asshole.

Oh yeah, this ws the first game I played when I got on. Felt good about playing Highlander Druid since I'm at rank 5 no stars, but whaddya know this cunt comes along to ruin my fun. Yay.

Anybody who says Tickatus isn't broken can go jump off a cliff. This card should never have existed especially in standard. This card just sais fuck you to any deck that isn't aggro. Every single deck that doesn't play more than 3 minions a turn is likely to just lose and watch as your deck just gets deleted before your eyes as if you were taking out cards from your deck in the deckbuilder.

I wish somebody out there can get the HS team to realize that Tickatus is actually a huge fucking problem causing many frustration among their playerbase. Haven't they addressed situations like this before? there better be a nerf to Tickatus in the next patch. Fucking gut it like a fish, 8 mana, only discard 3 cards and get rid of the Corrupt on it. Fucking hate this card more than Coldlight Oracle and I literally quit HS for a year because of that Mill Rogue deck. I don't get to play the fucking game.

Aggro rogue is pretty annoying these days.

I mean, it's bad enough they can basically kill you by turn 4, but then to add icing on the cake, you can't even just throw down taunts to stop it.

Pen flinger, sinister strike, pen flinger, sinister strike, pen flinger, eviscerate. PEN FLINGER.

And forget about running them out of resources, because their deck is half damage, half draw. That's it!

I had fun playing some cards today. Yeah....

My best wishes to company:)