Hearthpwn

Mid game against Control Warlock, one turn before Tickatus enters, Alura has one copy of Libram of Wisdom, two copies of Libram of Justice, one copy of Blessing of Authority to chose from and casts that fucking one copy of First Day at School left. That was the very first time I played my newly crafted legendary. I feel so betrayed.

I just lost to a druid in 5 turns. When you look at the deck there is literally only one way that happens. Imagine watching the world series of poker and every hand ended with a royal flush on the river. Amazing the first time. Boring the 100th time in a row. 

Had to add this as the next game I lost to Demon Hunter in 4 turns. Another Royal Flush! What are the chances? Oh, yeah - it's Hearthstone so the chances are 100%

A Demon Hunter just did 96 face damage in one turn. In standard. It's fine though, the class is balanced now. 

Did I mention, while drawing, healing, and wiping my board in the same turn. 

Turn 24, I have played my entire deck, the opponent Priest has played about twice as much cards, where about 1/3 of them were in his deck originally and he never even broke a sweat probably. And people still complain about aggro?

Please Blizzard, stop this bullshit card generation.

I come back, but still keep on losing to alot of Mages.. Yep, not much has changed.

Actually I decided to try out this Control Mage just to try and counter the meta, it has nova+doomsayer which comes down on turn 5 and almost always clears an early Tip the Scales, if that doesn't come by then I got tons of armor gain, Flame Ward, C'thun AoE, Rolling Fireball, some freeze to stall for answers, weaken the board or sometimes locking the board. Polymorph effects for Ress Priest and Libram Paladin, and C'thun for most control matchups (except Tickatus ofc but I haven't seen much of them lately) It's been pretty successful....but I still lose to other Mages :/ funny how that works...

Full board of murlocs on the board turn four with a coin. Happens every game. seems legit.

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I come back, but still keep on losing to alot of Mages.. Yep, not much has changed.

Actually I decided to try out this Control Mage just to try and counter the meta, it has nova+doomsayer which comes down on turn 5 and almost always clears an early Tip the Scales, if that doesn't come by then I got tons of armor gain, Flame Ward, C'thun AoE, Rolling Fireball, some freeze to stall for answers, weaken the board or sometimes locking the board. Polymorph effects for Ress Priest and Libram Paladin, and C'thun for most control matchups (except Tickatus ofc but I haven't seen much of them lately) It's been pretty successful....but I still lose to other Mages :/ funny how that works...

 All the net decks work. Then you rack up a few wins and the system corrects that to get back to the stated goal of an overall 50% win rate. 

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I love how the game literally gets to a point where doesn’t matter what you do, how you play, if you switch decks, you will lose absolutely no matter what. Perfect discovers, perfect top decks, draws the perfect half of their deck when you lose 5, 6, 7, 8 games in a row it’s because you are just winning too much. Or as games use to be pay to win but if you’re ******** you can still lose. Well have no fear Bli$$ard perfected that. You pay for the cards anddddd the rng now! So don’t worry if you pay with real cash you will win! Nothing you do matters! We tell you when you are allowed to win pleb!

 I read an interesting article once that detailed how the matchmaking system works and how the streamers are permanently removed from it (no one wants to watch a streamer win 50% of the time). It also said that paying real money temporarily removes one from the system which gives people the feeling that their money was well spent. Then after a while you are thrown back in, start losing half your games, and the cycle repeats. 

 THIS.

I watch a lot of streamers, and sometimes I just can’t figure out how they can win with such shitty decks and bad plays.

This streamer in particular (not making names) was sponsoring this “super strong” deck (which was complete garbage), so I watched him playing it live in top 200 legend: super dumb plays, ages to figure out the only obvious play of the turn (often with the help of the chat), opponents playing even worst... I was literally asking me how TF he managed to climb in such high legend having me playing for ages and struggling from diamond5..

Last time it took me FIFTYSIX games for diamond5-legend and these people are always breezing through a bunch of facerolling monkeys

Fuck combo decks like Mozaki so much. The most any combo deck should be able to do in a single turn is 12 damage.

Literally does nothing for like 12 turns, and then pulls out a stupid mozaki combo from their ass and wins the game. It's so fucking stupid.

Love this salty thread but when I read posts from Paladin players complaining about their broken plays not working out, I get a little salty myself...

Sh1theads on turn 4 paladins for how long we will tolerate this my dear blizzard:)

And please dear blizzard i dont feel playing a game anymore,you know what i mean, if we both went to a coffeeshop with our decks without your 50% Fix Winrate the known problem,everything could feel normal,its like playing casino game with 50% winrate,i prefer to lose  10 games from misplay than know that you will keep me to 50%,i dont feel i play against a real player just with bots,there isnt any RNG in this game, is winrate 50% so goes the lucky draw,there is no luck is the 50%.Highrolls with little words.

The game lost its natural feeling years ago ,i dont want you to mess with my winrate .....

Thank you

I just feel tired it doesnt feel like a card game just fix to fix,just look my stats

So let the god give them a glimpse to make it a real card game without the percent rates.

Thank you:)

 Gonna lose another one on 4 lol.

indeed, this crap (turn 4 paladins) shall be fixed asap

Just played 8 wild games. All against mages, but one was not secret mage.. wow..

I played Astral druid.. won two.

Fuck Tickatus

Just played a game where a Priest afk'd for half the game and I still lost because he played Mindrender Illucia at the right time and flushed my combo. Who thought giving Priests a way to auto-win against their main counter of OTK decks was a bright idea? 

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD FUCK YOUUUU

Dont fucking tell me this game isnt rigged lol what a surprise that after deck switch to control I MEET FUCKING TICKATUS CLOWNS WITH OTK DHS LOL

im done with this shit