Hearthpwn

Two easy games drawing perfect cards, two drawing useless cards. Then one perfect, two drawing dead.

On the plus side thought is no longer required. Easy to multitask while playing Hearthstone. Play the cards as drawn, empty your hand, top deck the game winner. 

Lather, rinse, repeat. 

This game is so fucking goddamn bad. And you just have to play standard for exp cuz hrr it’s so skillful and good! Yeah it doesn’t matter how far ahead you are. It doesn’t matter how legit stupid you’re opp is. It’s just every turn top deck, top deck, they discover literally 30 diff cards from diff classes. Oh haha sorry I’m going to beat you with pure 100 percent rng discover cards haha too bad! You should’ve played better! its a fucking nightmare every week no one should have to play that god forsaken mode for stupid exp nobody and I’m sick of having to put up with it just for exp. Only to have every game that should be a win stolen by what I just mentioned wasting my time more and more because bli$$ard has to have “equality” in there game by dragging down everyone with a brain to retard level just so these stupid people can compete.

Granted I only had to PLAY a game of Battlegrounds to get the packs for the Chinese New Year quest, rather than win it, but it was still a horrible experience. I don't have a clue what I'm doing and it shows. It isn't fun being a punching bag.

WTF is wrong with those ropers??? Get a life and stop wasting my time! I'm not even playing one the more cancerous decks, want to climb ladder a bit on the last day of January and have fun.

I just played vs. a Broom Paladin that didn't even kill me when I literally had no cards left and he had easy lethal. Instead he let me draw to fatigue while still roping. How can anyone be this toxic? Screw you!

Needless to say that I won't give such people the satisfaction of conceding.

SCREW... I repeat.... SCREW everybody who plays Big Priest on Wild! You are soulless, brainless and miserable creatures. People just want to have some fun in the game and climb a few ranks on the last day but it is impossible against these cunts

I’d love to know what deck you play, PPoison, that you lose every game.  

I play Reno Warlock, Libram Paladin, Odd Warrior, Mecha'Thun Warlock, DMH Warrior and C'Thun Rogue - basically decks I consider fun. There is never enough removal...

Quote from donmiguel >>

I play Reno Warlock, Libram Paladin, Odd Warrior, Mecha'Thun Warlock, DMH Warrior and C'Thun Rogue - basically decks I consider fun. There is never enough removal...

 I edited and specified PPoison, who’s on another one of his rants.  Didn’t mean to call you out. 

Everybody is complaining about Tickatus. Envoy Rustwix is more a problem for me. There is literally a way to keep dropping those demons and keep shuffling primes in their deck. When is this card going to get nerfed?

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Everybody is complaining about Tickatus. Envoy Rustwix is more a problem for me. There is literally a way to keep dropping those demons and keep shuffling primes in their deck. When is this card going to get nerfed?

 I had four on the board yesterday after two had already died.  Dropped 5 primes on me in a row......

I just finished a game where I was a turn away from winning when my opponent dropped a douple nitroskill potion on his 1 mana stealth minion for lethal together with his last weapon charge...

Yeah, spending 2 mana should never give you the possibility to deal 8 damage, especially in rogue. Fireball in mage deals 6 for 4 mana, and that feels like cheating, because of discounts and whatnot. 

NITROSKILL POTION NEEDS TO BE 2 MANA EACH. That's all for now.

I forgot to mention this happened at silver 3 standard, don't even want to imagine what goes on in diamond.

Quote from knolty >>

I just finished a game where I was a turn away from winning when my opponent dropped a douple nitroskill potion on his 1 mana stealth minion for lethal together with his last weapon charge...

Yeah, spending 2 mana should never give you the possibility to deal 8 damage, especially in rogue. Fireball in mage deals 6 for 4 mana, and that feels like cheating, because of discounts and whatnot. 

NITROSKILL POTION NEEDS TO BE 2 MANA EACH. That's all for now.

I forgot to mention this happened at silver 3 standard, don't even want to imagine what goes on in diamond.

"Nitro skill" poison is hilarious!

Why can't i use emotes after game is ended? (i mean meanwhile someone's portrait is breaking at the moment)

I try to click at emote but game doesn't let me to do it

I remember when this game used to be fun.

Devs are unga bunga levels of stoopid anymore. 

Goodbye blizzard entertainment.

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I remember when this game used to be fun.

Devs are unga bunga levels of stoopid anymore. 

Goodbye blizzard entertainment.

 You mean back when you actually had to think before playing a card? I miss those days. 

Fuck Big Priest.

Goodbye Blizzard (lack of) entertainment.

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Fuck Big Priest.

 

Goodbye Blizzard (lack of) entertainment.

 Deck doesn't matter. You can't beat manipulated RNG. 

Think about the last time you lost to a garbage deck played by an opponent that made a ton of misplays. Is it because you forgot how to play or is it because the system was maintaining the stated goal of an overall 50% win rate? 

Fuck Secret Mage. It's fucking impossible to grind any non-secret-mage-countering deck in wild ladder when fucking 60% of my matchups are against secret mage. And of course, when I put secret tech in my deck, it oh-so-conveniently never fucking shows up during the match, despite being in a deck with a comically large amount of draws. And yet secret tech is never shy when I'm playing against a fucking warrior.

When Jandice summons a Desert Obelisk you might as well concede. It ain't your turn to win. 

IS NATURE STUDIES A F*CKING QUEST OR WHAT? EVERY DRUID I FACE HAS IT IN THE START HAND WITH EITHER WILD GROWTH OR FUNGAL FORTUNESS?!?!?!