Holy shit, I'm just so bad at Oil Rogue. Every time I play against it, it's like playing against a YuGiOh protag who pulls all the cards out of their arse and has the nut counter for everything the opponent does. Every time I play it myself, it's absolute trash and I get 4-for-1'd by my opponents. I thought Wild was supposed to be all Tiller Combo until its fixed? Didn't play against it a single time in an hour.
So I flip over to DH for a bit. Nope, destroyed in almost every game. Try to plan turns ahead, build up for big game-winning swings but just get ranched on tempo and card advantage every single turn. Mage just generates 7 cards and they're all good. Next mage has NO CARDS IN HAND, draws Magic Trick, gets Evocation from it, clears my board. Seriously.
Eventually give up and go back to good ol' trusty Pure Paladin. Not updated my list since mini-set released. Go undefeated with just good tight plays and some healing.
Sigh. I just want to get my wins up for the portraits but either I have this mental block about specific classes and I'm shite, or the decks I'm playing are.
I have been playing long enough that I can remember when I'd say things like "wow he managed to draw all three cards for that combo in the first 8 turns - how lucky!
Every time I play against it, it's like playing against a YuGiOh protag who pulls all the cards out of their arse and has the nut counter for everything the opponent does.
I feel like this happens to me all the time too.
Like, how many times in a row can you say "Well as long as he doesn't have that card, I'm okay." before it starts to get old?
Delete The Tide Razor from Ghastcoiler, really. I had a very bad start, but I thought I did stabilise, got a nice board, a fairly weak opponent, what can go wrong? Yeah, the boat spawned from Ghastcoiler, it contained scallywag, Hoggar and Elise in this order, when opponent had 3 more minions, result: -20 hp and lethal out of nowhere. Nice job, Blizzard.
You fucking miserable cunts abusing that tiller hysteria combo!!!! You are so weak that without this game breaking shit you are a bunch of useless fucks who can't even play the game! Fucking weaklings! FEW MORE DAYS TILL YOUR GAME IS OVER!
I'm here just trying to have some fun and complete these damn Achievements, and can not stand the fact that in order to do so, I have to play sub par decks on the ladder sacrificing my rank.
Come on Blizzard. Stop forcing ranked play. There is zero reason game play Achievements can't be completed in casual.
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I'm here just trying to have some fun and complete these damn Achievements, and can not stand the fact that in order to do so, I have to play sub par decks on the ladder sacrificing my rank.
Come on Blizzard. Stop forcing ranked play. There is zero reason game play Achievements can't be completed in casual.
Every time I play against it, it's like playing against a YuGiOh protag who pulls all the cards out of their arse and has the nut counter for everything the opponent does.
I feel like this happens to me all the time too.
Like, how many times in a row can you say "Well as long as he doesn't have that card, I'm okay." before it starts to get old?
ZTG programming makes sure that they always draw THAT card
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE GREEDY MAGES AND WHY DO I KEEP LOSING SO BADLY TO THEM!????
Fucking Deck of Lunacy Reno Mage easily wins because gets the perfect answers just off of DOL cards. 6 mana insane value Plague of Death and 4 mana Soul Mirror, 8 mana Mind Control for my big minion, a Shadowflame to also clear my big board, gets really good Puzzle Box and TO RUB IT ALL IN GETS THE CARD I HATE THE MOST: Power of Creation. And whaddya know they win off the back of that card like they always do against me. This kind of game pretty much sums up every single match I have against a Mage. It also boggles my mind how these greedy mages have the steel balls to play the deck in a very aggressive meta. Like they probably just auto lose to Weapon Rogue and Highlander Hunter on turn 4. That can't be fun at all for them so dunno why they go through that, must really be masochists.
Why did they remove asset download during the install process.
Every patch the customer gets screwed.
Put back the option to stop asset download during SETUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm here just trying to have some fun and complete these damn Achievements, and can not stand the fact that in order to do so, I have to play sub par decks on the ladder sacrificing my rank.
Come on Blizzard. Stop forcing ranked play. There is zero reason game play Achievements can't be completed in casual.
They will just play meta decks in casual too.
I don’t mind dumping games in casual to play a meme deck to complete an achievement though.
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
Nothing better than losing a BG due to an Ice Block and shitty RNG. Secrets have no place in BG’s get that shit out of there. Bad enough I gotta deal with Secrets in Constructed.
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
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I'm so done.
Two and a half hours to win 5 games of ranked.
Holy shit, I'm just so bad at Oil Rogue. Every time I play against it, it's like playing against a YuGiOh protag who pulls all the cards out of their arse and has the nut counter for everything the opponent does. Every time I play it myself, it's absolute trash and I get 4-for-1'd by my opponents. I thought Wild was supposed to be all Tiller Combo until its fixed? Didn't play against it a single time in an hour.
So I flip over to DH for a bit. Nope, destroyed in almost every game. Try to plan turns ahead, build up for big game-winning swings but just get ranched on tempo and card advantage every single turn. Mage just generates 7 cards and they're all good. Next mage has NO CARDS IN HAND, draws Magic Trick, gets Evocation from it, clears my board. Seriously.
Eventually give up and go back to good ol' trusty Pure Paladin. Not updated my list since mini-set released. Go undefeated with just good tight plays and some healing.
Sigh. I just want to get my wins up for the portraits but either I have this mental block about specific classes and I'm shite, or the decks I'm playing are.
I have been playing long enough that I can remember when I'd say things like "wow he managed to draw all three cards for that combo in the first 8 turns - how lucky!
That literally describes every game now.
I feel like this happens to me all the time too.
Like, how many times in a row can you say "Well as long as he doesn't have that card, I'm okay." before it starts to get old?
Delete The Tide Razor from Ghastcoiler, really. I had a very bad start, but I thought I did stabilise, got a nice board, a fairly weak opponent, what can go wrong? Yeah, the boat spawned from Ghastcoiler, it contained scallywag, Hoggar and Elise in this order, when opponent had 3 more minions, result: -20 hp and lethal out of nowhere. Nice job, Blizzard.
wheres the new reward track for mini release as promised
To my knowledge, no such thing was promised. It's a reward track per full set, not mini set.
What's the deal with people saying "thank you" after a game that they won?
It was close, one more turn and you would have lost. But no, you're WELCOME for the easy win, is that it?
I really just don't get why people need to somehow take polite words and make them into poor manners. How did they even manage it?
I bet these are the same people that change lanes without using their signal light.
Barbaric.
To the people in low legend still playing face hunter: you've made it to legend, you miserable fucks, you can stop playing this brainless shit now.
You fucking miserable cunts abusing that tiller hysteria combo!!!! You are so weak that without this game breaking shit you are a bunch of useless fucks who can't even play the game! Fucking weaklings! FEW MORE DAYS TILL YOUR GAME IS OVER!
I'm here just trying to have some fun and complete these damn Achievements, and can not stand the fact that in order to do so, I have to play sub par decks on the ladder sacrificing my rank.
Come on Blizzard. Stop forcing ranked play. There is zero reason game play Achievements can't be completed in casual.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.
They will just play meta decks in casual too.
My Recruit url for those who want dem packs! https://battle.net/recruit/CDF2JMK6CQ?blzcmp=raf-hs&s=HS&m=pc
ZTG programming makes sure that they always draw THAT card
Hysteria wretched tiller combo is fucking gay. Go fuck yourselves with a two inch dildo, because it's twice as long as your cock.
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE GREEDY MAGES AND WHY DO I KEEP LOSING SO BADLY TO THEM!????
Fucking Deck of Lunacy Reno Mage easily wins because gets the perfect answers just off of DOL cards. 6 mana insane value Plague of Death and 4 mana Soul Mirror, 8 mana Mind Control for my big minion, a Shadowflame to also clear my big board, gets really good Puzzle Box and TO RUB IT ALL IN GETS THE CARD I HATE THE MOST: Power of Creation. And whaddya know they win off the back of that card like they always do against me. This kind of game pretty much sums up every single match I have against a Mage. It also boggles my mind how these greedy mages have the steel balls to play the deck in a very aggressive meta. Like they probably just auto lose to Weapon Rogue and Highlander Hunter on turn 4. That can't be fun at all for them so dunno why they go through that, must really be masochists.
Why did they remove asset download during the install process.
Every patch the customer gets screwed.
Put back the option to stop asset download during SETUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why do timers even exist if combo decks can just say "nah, I'll do what ever I want after the timer runs out, because animations"?
Nah you guys deserve all the bad beats you get, especially if you believe all these lame brain conspiracy theories.
There is a thing called an uninstall button. Nobody cares that you are quitting Heathstone
I don’t mind dumping games in casual to play a meme deck to complete an achievement though.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.
Nothing better than losing a BG due to an Ice Block and shitty RNG. Secrets have no place in BG’s get that shit out of there. Bad enough I gotta deal with Secrets in Constructed.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.