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Quote from Arcengal >>

Game crashes IMMEDIATELY as I get my 1000th Paladin win, so I miss out on the lil 1000 WINS!!! celebration. Boooo.

 Do you play mobile?

Nah, PC. I've seen the 1000 wins thing once already for Mage so it's not a disaster, and I at least got to screenshot getting the portrait after I logged back in.

And it is a small sample size.

Quote from Evil_B >>

I love the win rates that some of these streamers claim. Ever try one if these 95%+ deck builds? What they fail to mention is that unless you get the pro streamer adjustment to the matchmaking system it will be a 50% win rate deck just like every other one. I get it - no one wants to tune in to watch a streamer win 50% of their games. So they have to make sure that doesn't happen. It is a business after all and if you are going to pay people to promote your game you had better make them look good.

If you need any more proof that the ZTG programming controls every aspect of the game just try one of the top rated decks. It is amazing how you will be matched up against perfect counter decks. Then you will win a couple easily. Then slaughtered for a couple. Thus their stated goal of a 50% win rate is maintained. 

Reroll this weekly mission 3 times and it's still battlegrounds. Even devs don't believe in the base game it seems.

I love how the Shaman nerf did absolutely fuck all. Top quality balancing Blizz. GG.

I would get Pyroblasted created by Babbling Book for exact lethal by a Mage....

Quote from StholidCardsth >>

Quote from Evil_B >>

I love the win rates that some of these streamers claim. Ever try one if these 95%+ deck builds? What they fail to mention is that unless you get the pro streamer adjustment to the matchmaking system it will be a 50% win rate deck just like every other one. I get it - no one wants to tune in to watch a streamer win 50% of their games. So they have to make sure that doesn't happen. It is a business after all and if you are going to pay people to promote your game you had better make them look good.

If you need any more proof that the ZTG programming controls every aspect of the game just try one of the top rated decks. It is amazing how you will be matched up against perfect counter decks. Then you will win a couple easily. Then slaughtered for a couple. Thus their stated goal of a 50% win rate is maintained. 

 Fucking uninstall the game idiot seriously why do you still play it, if I dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and on and on and on

 But you'll spend your time reading a forum where people post to complain about the game? 

I hate aggro so much! All this tempo and lucky perfect draws. 

Quote from Evil_B >>

Quote from StholidCardsth >>

Quote from Evil_B >>

I love the win rates that some of these streamers claim. Ever try one if these 95%+ deck builds? What they fail to mention is that unless you get the pro streamer adjustment to the matchmaking system it will be a 50% win rate deck just like every other one. I get it - no one wants to tune in to watch a streamer win 50% of their games. So they have to make sure that doesn't happen. It is a business after all and if you are going to pay people to promote your game you had better make them look good.

If you need any more proof that the ZTG programming controls every aspect of the game just try one of the top rated decks. It is amazing how you will be matched up against perfect counter decks. Then you will win a couple easily. Then slaughtered for a couple. Thus their stated goal of a 50% win rate is maintained. 

 Fucking uninstall the game idiot seriously why do you still play it, if I dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and on and on and on

 But you'll spend your time reading a forum where people post to complain about the game? 

 Predictable and very lame response. I am not the one continuously complaining and still playing a game I dont like

Quote from StholidCardsth >>

Quote from Evil_B >>

Quote from StholidCardsth >>

Quote from Evil_B >>

I love the win rates that some of these streamers claim. Ever try one if these 95%+ deck builds? What they fail to mention is that unless you get the pro streamer adjustment to the matchmaking system it will be a 50% win rate deck just like every other one. I get it - no one wants to tune in to watch a streamer win 50% of their games. So they have to make sure that doesn't happen. It is a business after all and if you are going to pay people to promote your game you had better make them look good.

If you need any more proof that the ZTG programming controls every aspect of the game just try one of the top rated decks. It is amazing how you will be matched up against perfect counter decks. Then you will win a couple easily. Then slaughtered for a couple. Thus their stated goal of a 50% win rate is maintained. 

 Fucking uninstall the game idiot seriously why do you still play it, if I dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and on and on and on

 But you'll spend your time reading a forum where people post to complain about the game? 

 Predictable and very lame response. I am not the one continuously complaining and still playing a game I dont like

 No you are the one reading through posts of people complaining about the game and getting all butthurt because we aren't all fanboys. 

I draw a perfect hand as Control Warrior but still can't beat Darkglare Warlock. Fucking broken deck, can we nerf Darkglare to 4 mana and flesh Giant to 10 please and thank you?

Turn 2 Shotbot, Turn 3 Goody Two-Shields on the play against Rogue who has done nothing but weapon up. Got turn 4 Truesilver-Guy, feeling good.

I start my turn 4 with no board and them having a 9/9 Questing Adventurer.

I don't win that game.

This is immediately after playing against Druid and them getting turn 4 Catrina Muerte -> Strongman.

Wow so Dean openly admitted they make some cards for the degenerate player base that plays decks like Mill Rogue and Tickatus. So basically they want the very low minority to ruin fun for everyone else. Nice. Admirable to try to appeal to all kinds of players, but these players don't deserve any bone thrown to them. Just leave them to figure out how to make their own degenerate decks and tell them to go jack off to Coldlight Oracle.

 Hoping for the day they print a neutral tech card that reads, "remove all copies of target card from both players hand and deck" so I can shit on Mill decks and not fear playing any value or control deck in wild. Like c'mon at least give us counterplay to mill instead of resorting to play Aggro out of fear.

Would be nice if I could stop getting the trying to tell me something by hovering ass clowns

Spotted someone who has nothing better to do than antagonize people