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I've seen some people hype up Baku the Mooneater because of control warrior.

Really? Am I the only one who remembers Tank Up pass warrior? Am I the only one who remembers that that was one of the most - if not the most - boring decks in the history of HS?

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Yeah well exodia combo completed in 10 turns, while I was filling his deck with weasels!!! God Damnit!!!

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0-6 with quest rogue.  how the fuck does this shit even win.

hahah  eat shit secret iceblock mages, i fuck you right in the face

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I've seen some people hype up Baku the Mooneater because of control warrior.

Really? Am I the only one who remembers Tank Up pass warrior? Am I the only one who remembers that that was one of the most - if not the most - boring decks in the history of HS?

So nice when you play some thief priest deck with dragons and all you are facing is those cunts aggro paladin that has insane openings. So then you switch up to warlock to counter them and what a surprise !! I didnt queue in one in a while!

FCK THIS GAME MAN sometimes. and those try hard pleps

Literally 7 health doomsayer, 2 7 health spellstones, a 4 health misstress, a defile clear, a hellfire clear, still dead on turn 8 to a dudeadin because I can't draw one fucking lackey in 17 cards

It's IMPOSSIBLE to climb in this ladder without playing 500 games a month 

I remember playing against ramp druid and I thought that was OP. I mean playing an 8 cost minion turn 5 has got to be broken, right? Nope. Stupid warlock plays a 9 MANA minion on turn 5 and heals for 8, followed by faceless manipulators and just when I was able to clear his board, he brings it back with Bloodreaver Gul'dan AND N'zoth. What a ridiculously fun and interactive single-player game :)

Fuck rouge and their damn kingsbane shit. 

Why do they allways have like 3-4 sap and vanish when they need it.

and fuck coldlight oracle. Not gonna miss that card at all. 

Seriously, why does Priest have the ability to steal exact copies of cards in your deck while Rogue can only steal random class cards? Shit just makes no sense.

Card game players have got to be some of the most short sighted people I've ever seen, I would fucking HATE to be in Brode and Co.'s shoes.

"Guys, I can't believe they nerfed Patron Warrior, there was no deck like it and it was a really cool interaction..."

"NERF NAGA GIANTS NOW, IT'S USING A STUPID INTERACTION AND THERE'S NO OTHER DECK LIKE IT!"

If T5 created some cards that specifically took care of multiple giant creatures (Anduin's battlecry, for instance), then boom, Naga Giants is balanced. Anyone who vomits their hand and fills their board with 4-6 giants is doing something called Overextending, and deserves to get punished for being wrecked by a single AoE.

People who play warlock should get fucked by a chainsaw.

I'm fine with all that, the cards are balanced enough.  I only got one issue... motherfuckers who got puke emotes just to be a flaming douchebag all the time.  Please show some fucking restraint and keep that shit to yourself.  So you got a better draw in 1 game.. holy shit you're special son.. fuck off with that.  Just to be clear as well.. you can take it in the ass from a giant dog dick until caninocum shoots the fuck out your nostrils!

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS THE LICH KING AND WHY THE FUCK DID MY RAT HAVE TO FUCKING PULL HIM

To the legend card back aggro 'tard secret aggro Mage that just lost to my meme deck in casual:

Legend Card Back, Play Tier 1 deck in casual and still lose to a Meme Deck ROFL ROFL ROFL Thank you for making my day. In the future please hide the Legend Card back, it's unbecoming.

/Cheers

Thank god for the next expansion that looks like crap and the gameplay with cube lock might just push me to quit this joke that is called Hearthstone.

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GO FUCKURSELF FUCKING WARLOCK PLAYERS  - hope you die in fucking hell

Just played against the most disgusting secret mage's starting hand you can imagine, and after he dumps his entire hand and I somehow manage to stay alive with 3 hp , his very next top deck turn 6 is.....

Yes , you guessed right, Aluneth.

STUPID SCRIPT

i neeed a deck that makes secret mage want to quit the game forever.  please help.

same shit every goddamned game i swear to fucking god!!!! secret mage after fuckinjgj secret mage that draws the nuts on every fucking turn. 

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD FOR PRINTING ALUNETH.  BURN IN HELL.