Noooooooooooooooooooooooooope. I know I was playing like a clown and just getting to learn Discard Warlock, but there's only one way accepting that request would go.
Sad.
Hello there , my experience with this is like 70-30 where 70% of players who adds me have the need of telling me that im fucking idiot because i have all golden cards or because i play "that" deck.
30% of players including one really fair demon hunter player just adds me to tell me GG and i keep them in friends. it is always fine when u have someone u can play with. so i think the number of toxic retards are really lower then in 2015 for example.
Most of players still have hole in their head after lobotomy of course but it is at every game. im not so proud of doing that but i BM shamans atm. not because of the players they can be fair or whatever , i do it just because i see that every shaman have the same decks. every shaman have weapon on turn 5 and every second shaman adds me to tell me how big fucktard im :D try it sometimes to add them and u may find someone normal , GL
People that play slowly--like rope every turn--what are you doing?
That's a little gift you can thank our Overlords at Blizzard for. They decided that accumulation of XP will be based on how long each game plays. Just the same as when we were first trying to get our heroes to level 60. So now players are doing it for two reasons.....
1) To maximize potential XP from the game.
2) Roping in the hopes their opponent will concede.
How does anyone play a style other than aggro and win two games in a row or more? Honest question.
Follow up...just change the card text on Imprisoned Felmaw and make it say what it actually does which 'stay dormant for two turns and then hit face'....doesn't matter if if you have 1, 2, 3 or 7 minions on board, the card is hitting your face when it wakes up.
I was playing evolve Shaman so I'm sure you all think I should just go screw myself (and that's fair). But consider that at least this was in a mirror match, so the other guy also deserved to suffer.
I took control with a couple of Mogu Fleshshapers followed by a swing of the knuckles. Got a pretty nice result with a Scrapyard Colossus and Nozari. He goes big with a similar play next move so I trade both of my 10 cost minions and then reset with a weapon swing. Both of them turn into Darkmoon Rabbits. Even better, he has a dormant Imprisoned Observer that's going to proc on his next turn to kill them both.
There are sixteen 10-cost minions in standard. What's that... about a 1 in 256 chance of that happening?
You know.....there was a time when Blizzard allowed OTK's to go off before slow uninvolved control decks could take over the game completely. And even then they limited the combo busting potential of them.
They were especially useful in casual where control kunts love to farm. You memba those days? I memba.
I'm slowly getting to the point that if I'm gonna get RNG'd to death, I'd rather save my money and play BG's for free.
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
ME: every single turn i played without missplays , every single turn i made a fair pressure on my enemy so he had to answer every turn. fine , after 7 turns of literally doing nothing then just remove my board i finally set up lethal and then ? topdecked twisting nether into tickatus into yshaarj into tickatus into twisting nether so what the fuck is wrong here.
every game i play against warlock they have tickatus in hand or draw them before turn 7 to paint them to the right colors with malicia and then play that dickmade card on 8
when i play warlock my tickatus sleep´s somewhere on the bottom of the deck , my disaster´s are hidden somewhere in ass of my tickatus.
when i play against libram paly he always have baron + consec on 7 and alwas have 1 mana libram and consec on 6 when i play libram paly i can fucking draw combination of both spells to clear that shaman boards . nothing.
and most true thing is that the game is designed to fuck you up when u think, what does it mean you want to know ? well look at that this way , when u have silence in deck u never meet a minion u need to silence , like when i have owl in my deck i never met a rattlegore card from 40 warrior matchups nothing. i removed owl because i see no use for that card anymore when there are no rattle in meta and result ? 7 warrior decks in a row with rattlegore on turn 9. this is not about RNG. same like when u play in wild and use minions who summon minions for your foe ( especially good vs big priests ) u never meet a big priest but when u dont have any of that minion u face only big priests. anti aggro mage dont meet aggro but raza priests, as aggro paladin u meet cubelock. as heavy control u face zoolock , zoolock from wild is little boy in compare to standart played zoo today.
My other daily Casual Mantra to accompany the one about Casual Priests.
If you are in casual playing a Mill deck, you too are just as big of pieces of shit that casual Priest players are. Maybe more so.......as I would much rather punch a Mill player in the face than a Priest player.
I’m at the point that Blizzard needs to start retiring cards from play completely. Make HoF cards only playable vs. the computer. This way they can be degenerates in private.
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I had a cool match versus evolve shaman with my nzoth deck . sure i suffered a lot and when i was at 10 hp +- i wanted to drop nzoth and make a really cool comeback. shaman has last card which was evolve . my backstab is gone and he transformed his board into some 6 minions + wraith which made my nzoth 11 mana and uplayable , of course i missed the removal due to surviving. so result ? no matter u play aggro deck and in turn 16 u still play we reward you for such shit play by something what will win you the game
You can just win against evolve shaman if u use AND draw Kobold Stickyfinger. Sometimes u need even to draw two in your first 3 turns.. nice game mechanic
You can just win against evolve shaman if u use AND draw Kobold Stickyfinger. Sometimes u need even to draw two in your first 3 turns.. nice game mechanic
The problem is that if you put two of those in your deck you will never face evolve shaman again.
Just gonna recite my daily mantra.
If you are in Casual with a deck that's better than 60% on ladder just to farm, you are a subhuman piece of trash.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.
Hello there , my experience with this is like 70-30 where 70% of players who adds me have the need of telling me that im fucking idiot because i have all golden cards or because i play "that" deck.
30% of players including one really fair demon hunter player just adds me to tell me GG and i keep them in friends. it is always fine when u have someone u can play with. so i think the number of toxic retards are really lower then in 2015 for example.
Most of players still have hole in their head after lobotomy of course but it is at every game.
im not so proud of doing that but i BM shamans atm. not because of the players they can be fair or whatever , i do it just because i see that every shaman have the same decks. every shaman have weapon on turn 5 and every second shaman adds me to tell me how big fucktard im :D try it sometimes to add them and u may find someone normal , GL
100% agree
How does anyone play a style other than aggro and win two games in a row or more? Honest question.
Follow up...just change the card text on Imprisoned Felmaw and make it say what it actually does which 'stay dormant for two turns and then hit face'....doesn't matter if if you have 1, 2, 3 or 7 minions on board, the card is hitting your face when it wakes up.
F******in gLibram .... Blizzard please NERF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evole Shaman and Tickatus warlock are the nobrain deck of the meta. They need nerf !
I was playing evolve Shaman so I'm sure you all think I should just go screw myself (and that's fair). But consider that at least this was in a mirror match, so the other guy also deserved to suffer.
I took control with a couple of Mogu Fleshshapers followed by a swing of the knuckles. Got a pretty nice result with a Scrapyard Colossus and Nozari. He goes big with a similar play next move so I trade both of my 10 cost minions and then reset with a weapon swing. Both of them turn into Darkmoon Rabbits. Even better, he has a dormant Imprisoned Observer that's going to proc on his next turn to kill them both.
There are sixteen 10-cost minions in standard. What's that... about a 1 in 256 chance of that happening?
You know.....there was a time when Blizzard allowed OTK's to go off before slow uninvolved control decks could take over the game completely. And even then they limited the combo busting potential of them.
They were especially useful in casual where control kunts love to farm. You memba those days? I memba.
I'm slowly getting to the point that if I'm gonna get RNG'd to death, I'd rather save my money and play BG's for free.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.
ME: every single turn i played without missplays , every single turn i made a fair pressure on my enemy so he had to answer every turn. fine , after 7 turns of literally doing nothing then just remove my board i finally set up lethal and then ? topdecked twisting nether into tickatus into yshaarj into tickatus into twisting nether so what the fuck is wrong here.
every game i play against warlock they have tickatus in hand or draw them before turn 7 to paint them to the right colors with malicia and then play that dickmade card on 8
when i play warlock my tickatus sleep´s somewhere on the bottom of the deck , my disaster´s are hidden somewhere in ass of my tickatus.
when i play against libram paly he always have baron + consec on 7 and alwas have 1 mana libram and consec on 6
when i play libram paly i can fucking draw combination of both spells to clear that shaman boards . nothing.
and most true thing is that the game is designed to fuck you up when u think, what does it mean you want to know ? well
look at that this way , when u have silence in deck u never meet a minion u need to silence , like when i have owl in my deck i never met a rattlegore card from 40 warrior matchups nothing. i removed owl because i see no use for that card anymore when there are no rattle in meta and result ? 7 warrior decks in a row with rattlegore on turn 9. this is not about RNG. same like when u play in wild and use minions who summon minions for your foe ( especially good vs big priests ) u never meet a big priest but when u dont have any of that minion u face only big priests. anti aggro mage dont meet aggro but raza priests, as aggro paladin u meet cubelock. as heavy control u face zoolock , zoolock from wild is little boy in compare to standart played zoo today.
that games made my day.
Lmao just lost to a whirlkick rogue who found two Edwins, after I cleared his Edwin and both QAs. So fun.
what in the fuck is the arthas fight and why
My other daily Casual Mantra to accompany the one about Casual Priests.
If you are in casual playing a Mill deck, you too are just as big of pieces of shit that casual Priest players are. Maybe more so.......as I would much rather punch a Mill player in the face than a Priest player.
I’m at the point that Blizzard needs to start retiring cards from play completely. Make HoF cards only playable vs. the computer. This way they can be degenerates in private.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
A .gif is worth a thousand words.
Team 5: Are you playing non meta deck on ladder? How dare you! Tickatus go and destroy the deck!
Dear Santa
Evolve shaman is really naughty this year and need a fucking nerf
like anything, weapon at 3 attack would be a good start but I would prefer 6 mana.
Thanks you Santa!
I would like to see a version instead of destroying 5 card, change 5 cards to 1/1 demon like Albatross.
That card destroying combo and auto win fatigue is just plain retarded and need a drawback.
I had a cool match versus evolve shaman with my nzoth deck . sure i suffered a lot and when i was at 10 hp +- i wanted to drop nzoth and make a really cool comeback. shaman has last card which was evolve . my backstab is gone and he transformed his board into some 6 minions + wraith which made my nzoth 11 mana and uplayable , of course i missed the removal due to surviving. so result ? no matter u play aggro deck and in turn 16 u still play we reward you for such shit play by something what will win you the game
You can just win against evolve shaman if u use AND draw Kobold Stickyfinger. Sometimes u need even to draw two in your first 3 turns.. nice game mechanic
Why is Chillwind Yeti not a beast?!
The problem is that if you put two of those in your deck you will never face evolve shaman again.
So I decide to prove myself right yet again. I built the cancer evolve shaman deck. First game - rogue opponent makes a 10/10 Edwin on turn 2.
Second game was face hunter that drew perfect on curve. Was dead by turn 6.
Random my ass.