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Just think, every time your opponent is a secret Mage in Wild, that boring cunt has been playing the same deck for half a decade. What boring fucking cunt.
Why is casual always filled with try hards playing very good ladder decks? What's there to gain when you make more XP in ranked?
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Man, Pen Flinger has to be one of the most obnoxious cards ever made. Maybe they never intended it to be used 20 times each turn while you wait for your opponent to read some books in between, but I think I've heard that voice line enough for my lifetime.
Today I played as Warlock against a Bomb Warrior. The first round from the wrench put the first three bombs in my top 12 cards or so. I thought I was a genius, and I coined Tickatus uncorrupted and managed to burn two of the bombs. And he got Hoard Pillager and just kept swinging. The next bombs were all on top of my deck.
I don’t think even one of his minions hit me.
I guess I’m salty about an off-meta Tickatus play that should have helped me and didn’t make a difference at all.
U are right , nothing other than trying it left for me atm , but as everybody know that pure paladin is really i would say fair deck because there are no such highrolls as on shamans or any insane mana cheating like rogue have it is pretty decent deck and little bit slower than it should be and here is the main problem. as paladin u drop like 1-2 minons in turn or use like 1 spell and play a minion sometimes zealot with weapon so maintaining control of the board for warlock is pretty easy with that soul fragment mechanics. and pretty annoying if he remove everything 8 turns in a row . u play around 1 tickatus and u have fair draw so u know that he will probably burn 5 cards and it is not such a big deal. but when he phelosophy 1 mana tickatus into felosophy into yshaarj he can burn 30 cards in like 2 turns
and when i face dickatus on board i usually have like 18-12 cards in my deck ending up with fatigue in 2 turns. this is more annoying than azari. azari was counterable by dirty rat. or skull of manari dropped him without battlecry , counterspelling his pre-spells or just polymorphing or silencing the Rin. here u literally cant do anything to stop the warlock in droppping him on board. nothing works. they just created a card without counter. and yes when i cant beat them i will make new deck to do so. i reached legend last 2 months with pure pally with fair winrate above 54% even when the meta is full of locks. now the pally seems like they nerfed him a bit. pressence of warlocks is quite higher then before because the nerf of aggro decks was really cruel and warlocks now have no counter at all. We have the same meta like when Cubelock was a thing before nerfing the 1 mana heal 8.
Anyone running Big Priest is a piece of shit. No ifs, no buts, a piece of shit.
Top deck, top deck, top deck, top deck, discover, discover, discover, discover, discover, rng, rng, rng, rng, haha you lose bad player! Should’ve played around it! You’d would think the disgusting result of Pavel winning the world championship a few years back would’ve signaled a change but nahhhh double down! More diversity hires! Keep pre ordering $80 bundles! We’re Blizzard a small indie company trust us we care despite what we do we care!
Still salty about some days ago when I lost a ranked wizard duel as warrior against some dumbass priest who burnt one of his C'Thun pieces and did got his special corrupted cards generator killed without triggering its spellburst.
Man, turn after turn he randomly generated whatever needed to win, specially as somehow the Rattlegore that would have sealed the game in my favor was chilling at the literal bottom of my deck.
Btw, wizard duels made me hate Wave of Apathy. So many no effort 1 mana guaranteed steal minions/destroy everything.
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I hope 2021 brings me fewer Avianas and Kuns in the starting hand. Last 10 games I've played, either one I either drew in the first 3 turns or ended up in my hand after mulligan, which is really really annoying.
Can this FUCKY fraud card go to hell already, same goes for backstab, HOF.
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Haha sure is fun playing games that are 45 mins long. Having every possible rng go against me. Lose 17 50/50s. Have my opponent discover zillions of cards to keep his scrub ass in the game. Only to go to fatigue to of course my opponent. Perfect top deck, perfect top deck, perfect top deck, perfect top deck. Wow such top tier skillz. Such out play. Thanks for being nothing more than a waste of fucking Bli$$ard. Have to make sure helmet players can compete right? What a fucking sad sad game where having any brain cells now gives you literally 0 edge over someone anymore
Why we can't leave now a game ?!
Just ran into a priest with my Zoolock whose play, beginning at turn 3, was:
Then I obviously conceded.
Why can't Blizzard grow a pair and delete this whole garbage class, whose only purpose is to suck all the fun out of every other player?
And yes, I know, Priests winrates aren't overwhelming and he highrolled me quite a bit. That's not the point. That being, it just isn't fun playing against priest. Against ordinary classes, like Hunter for example, I can enjoy the game even when losing. Against Priests I just want to auto-concede before the game begins.
Ceterum censeo classum magi esse delendam.
People that play slowly--like rope every turn--what are you doing?
They should change the name of the game to ZTG since clearly every turn the game reads the board and pulls the perfect card (for one player). Then you flip a coin the next game and if you win you get to draw the perfect cards. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Ok my day from 7AM to this point was
Me : Librams vs casino mage - well , he played lunacy on turn 2 into incanters flow turn 3 , turn 4 arcane intellect and then it was literally over , played tons of really cool spells with insane synergy , like yshaarj normaly cost 8 no he had it for 4 into 10/10 malygos into 6 mana pyroblast in turn 6. and survival the fittest at turn 7. thank you blizzard for that bullshit.
then another match was against warrior where i draw him into fatigue and keep lifesteal on every of my taunt minions so it fucked up his combo with E.T.C and he lost . he was really fast in adding me into friend list and his message was simple , all my family must die on cancer .
Thank you a lot blizzard for keeping that toxic fucktards between us.
Then i wanted to play some games in wild but as i can saw every fucking deck in wild is full of standart cards like i met 4x libram paladin in wild , and 8 big priests in a row abusing that fucking blood of ass cancer.
well , my point is , fuck standart cards in wild , and improve the stupid matchmaking. how the hell i can meet 8 priests in a row , when i switch decks i meet only aggro and my anti priest deck is fucking useless here. - AND FINALLY I WANT THE OPTION TO BAN A FUCKING CLASS FROM MY GAMES !! I really wish that they put this option to the game in no time. fucking rng shamans everywhere in standart and for what ? if u steal his weapon he concedes , if not he have 4x 4/2 weapon for evolve his bullshit 1/1 into colosus´s of the bullshit. but yes , priest will be my ban option , he was fun when spiteful was a thing but now ? different minions but same as in wild , big priest outvalues everything.
other classes are fine , demon hunter is dead , he was in play for like half year and now nothing so im fine with that i hate this shit anyway
hunter is okay. winrate vs hunter is like around 50%
same it is with paladins , warriors , rogues , warlocks , and for that idiot who ropes me every turn only because they have some mind breaking complex . go fuck yourself , im not the one who use 3 cards to BM you before lethal or something like that , if you find your game is not comfortable for you and you cant get anything just go along and stop pissing me off.
What’s up with people playing broken standard decks in wild? I’ve been seeing a lot of those kinds of decks lately. I mainly play wild to avoid the standard decks yet they still are prominent in the wild format.
So we can all agree that with ZTG Blizzard has pulled back the curtain and shown us how the game reads the board and chooses cards. As you can see from the posts here the frustration comes from top decking perfect cards. Blizzard needs to take some time to adjust the programming to make it not so in-your-face obvious that the outcomes are predetermined. Make it seem like it's close and people will play longer. We want to believe. However when it is just a one sided beat down after another it is very difficult to pretend. Had they simply been more creative with it from the start (and not even created ZTG) they could have strung us along with planted posts about how impossible that kind of programming would be. Instead they took the easy way. No surprise I suppose.
"A recent opponent would like to be your friend!"
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooope. I know I was playing like a clown and just getting to learn Discard Warlock, but there's only one way accepting that request would go.
Sad.
That's a little gift you can thank our Overlords at Blizzard for. They decided that accumulation of XP will be based on how long each game plays. Just the same as when we were first trying to get our heroes to level 60. So now players are doing it for two reasons.....
1) To maximize potential XP from the game.
2) Roping in the hopes their opponent will concede.
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