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This game is an insult to anyone with a higher iq than 80. Which at this point 80 and under is prob the overwhelming majority now

Janice Barov summons 2 rush minions to clear my board then the next turn Neverwind Portal pulls a Taz Dingo to block lethal. It’s not like this is some wacky, rare highlight either, shit like this happens multiple times per day playing this stupid fucking game.

This is my first season back playing since 2017 and it’s mind boggling how not only have they failed to fix the issues from back then, but have exasperated just about every negative aspect. The cost of packs, power creep, RNG summons, random card generation, and then to top it off they came up with fucking Demon Hunter.

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Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

 What an odd thing to be salty about.

Like, did you just play Silas and then make a misplay because you didn't understand what "this way" and "that way" meant?

I mean, I'm not here to judge, this is the salt thread... just seems weird.

 YES. That's EXACTLY the point and there's nothing weird about it.

Blizzard has been so retardedly inconsistent with their card terms since GvG that you would think this game was run by 3rd graders.

This way or that way???? Come on. There are clearly understandable terms for this but my bet is that they probably want people to make mistakes.

You play Yogg-Saron to save your ass, suddenly i´m roping, wheel is turning and turning, my turn is finished and Nozdormu is grinning at me.

Next turn my opponent can kill me with a full board.

Thanks Yogg and Nozdormu!

Fuckn tickatus shouldn't exist 

Last 10 games 8x Shaman, wtf is this BS Meta... FIX IT

The amount of times I've lost to one Power of Creation is staggering.

No matter how terrible your custom libram paladin deck is you always win by skillyfully drawing the 7 cost Libram of Hope when it's your last draw before you were supposed to lose the game.

I have no problem with the game itself , it is just a game. 
I have no problems with facing 79 shamans from 100 matches 
Most of the time i can clear the board before bloodlust. 
But , If your fucking shaman deck loose to a pure paladin please dont add me and stop telling me how Highroll my deck is. 

i think that changing 0 mana 3/4 rush into colosus of the moon.... wow .. thats fucking highroll and greedy shit , especially if you get double colosus on 1 turn and i clear it then fuck you , you had a chance now go fuck yourself , telling me that i will get banned because my whole deck is golden and u saw golden coin first time in your miserable life. well , If i dont break the rules there is no reason for ban. If you cant win 1 game go to another and save ur fucking complaints for someone else. nobody cares about deck copied on this website , pasted into game and hoping that you will become world champion. 

I tried Evolve shaman deck , well i lost everything just because i dont really know how to play it right. 
Pure paladin i play have no braggarts in it , i dont play double blessing of authority. and i play no shotbots and other stuff. 

It is my own deck that i will never share , but it is my own. if it can break the meta full of DH , shamans , aggro hunters , secret mages and blood priests i dont see a reason why the fuck u have to spamming my ingame chat window with your bullshit.

I hope that they will nerf that fucking shaman weapon to hell.
If not i will create another deck which will crush that stupid shamans to ash. 

i dont need answers for this salt of me. just continue reading and leave me be. 
im okay now for some time again.

Best regards to all 
-Imbawar-

Ppl salty about Tickatus prob have forgotten Mindrender Illucia exists. Fuck this card. Tickatus is a babyboi in comparison.

Demon hunter needs to be actually dealt with.. I'm also not a person that screams about nerfing cards when things don't go my way. The class is simply wayyyyyy tooo powerful. Not a fan of the soft changes they made to their cards recently. It didn't do a damn thing

such an interactive play against Tickatus decks really . Demonic studies into felosophy into 4 tikckatuses in turns 7 8 9 10. and i forgot on first Six turns are just removals and board clears. in turn 11 - 12 they play golden 10/10 which starts the card burning again . Blizzard should finnaly give us option to ban 1 class from our ranked play. like in world of warcraft you can ban battlegrounds you dont want to play and u never enter them if u lock them. where the fuck is the problem to ban 1 of the 10 classes ? 

If anyone here remember Cubelock meta, Shadowpriest , pirate warrior , mill rogue , well , at least the cubelock had the mill rogue counter , how the fuck im supposed to counter tickatus ? there are only 1 card which counter tickatus really well , and that card is DUEL from paladin card set . chance of summoning tickatus from duel is low due to lot of other shittty lifesteal minions and jailers. 

id better play whole day against demon hunters , warrior otk´s and evolve shaman decks. because chances to win that games are pretty high in compare to Dick-Cactus. 

Imagine that if you play card game face to face in real world with someone and he start to touching your pack , or your cards , well my reaction is simple , dont you fucking dare to do it again or i will break your leg . you did it i warn you and i would punch that man into face. 

If they have no ideas how to continue with this game maybe ask the community and stop fucking touching other decks and hands. 

Swap hands , swap deck , remove top decks , destroy deck , enemy draws a card. fuck this shit. i will draw when i want and if you cant fucking win without burning 15 of my cards than u better play something more useful. If anyone who play Dick-Cactus reads this then "Yes Yes go fuck yourself"

Not even mad but I’ve just lost to a turn 1 Coin Foxy Step Foxy into 8/8 Edwin lmao.

Spent the entire day at Diamond 5 because somehow all the shamans went extinct and there is only control warrior.

Disgusting Stupid Retarded Imprisoned F***maw !!

yesterday I had this quest that requires me to win 5 games of tavern brawl, battlegrounds or duels and I reroll it I get "get in top 4 in battlegrounds". The next day, I reroll that quest and I got the same win 5 games of tavern brawl, battlegrounds or duels. How hard is it to understand I DON'T want to play Tavern Brawl, Battlegrounds or Duels Blizzard.

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such an interactive play against Tickatus decks really . Demonic studies into felosophy into 4 tikckatuses in turns 7 8 9 10. and i forgot on first Six turns are just removals and board clears. in turn 11 - 12 they play golden 10/10 which starts the card burning again . Blizzard should finnaly give us option to ban 1 class from our ranked play. like in world of warcraft you can ban battlegrounds you dont want to play and u never enter them if u lock them. where the fuck is the problem to ban 1 of the 10 classes ? 

If anyone here remember Cubelock meta, Shadowpriest , pirate warrior , mill rogue , well , at least the cubelock had the mill rogue counter , how the fuck im supposed to counter tickatus ? there are only 1 card which counter tickatus really well , and that card is DUEL from paladin card set . chance of summoning tickatus from duel is low due to lot of other shittty lifesteal minions and jailers. 

id better play whole day against demon hunters , warrior otk´s and evolve shaman decks. because chances to win that games are pretty high in compare to Dick-Cactus. 

Imagine that if you play card game face to face in real world with someone and he start to touching your pack , or your cards , well my reaction is simple , dont you fucking dare to do it again or i will break your leg . you did it i warn you and i would punch that man into face. 

If they have no ideas how to continue with this game maybe ask the community and stop fucking touching other decks and hands. 

Swap hands , swap deck , remove top decks , destroy deck , enemy draws a card. fuck this shit. i will draw when i want and if you cant fucking win without burning 15 of my cards than u better play something more useful. If anyone who play Dick-Cactus reads this then "Yes Yes go fuck yourself"

 All I can say is try it. You either get perfect cards on curve or your key cards get buried. There is no in between. Thus the 50% win rate is maintained. 

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yesterday I had this quest that requires me to win 5 games of tavern brawl, battlegrounds or duels and I reroll it I get "get in top 4 in battlegrounds". The next day, I reroll that quest and I got the same win 5 games of tavern brawl, battlegrounds or duels. How hard is it to understand I DON'T want to play Tavern Brawl, Battlegrounds or Duels Blizzard.

 I'm with you on this. I don't play any of those modes at all, and I'm not going to start for a bit of XP.

Uuuugh, Battlegrounds round-by-round matchmaking combined with bad players. So frustrating! So in 9 rounds I get matched up against the bottom 2 players once (as in, once between the two of them), and constantly get matched up against the top players - while trying to go for the AFK achievmenet. Not only that, but the person who knocks me out, is still on tavern tier 3 on round 9. Lol, guess they're trying super hard to get top 4 at the cost of any chance of winning? XD

On that note, I just don't get people that tryhard for top 4 with builds that just won't win the game. Like, woohoo, you'll get some more MMR in this casual game mode where it gets arguably less fun as you rank up due to the damage problem. I'd rather get a first and a last place spot than two fourths, any day.

It is almost 2021 and Big Priest still exists after all these years. Can we please have a fucking graveyard for cards, so that they can only resurrect minions that are in it.