Hearthpwn

If any decklist makes me quit this game, it'll be Libram Paladin. It might be more boring than Odd Warrior, and that is quite a feat. 

Jesus fucking Christ on a crucifix, can Demon hunters fuck off?! I spend an entire game playing at my best, bouncing zephrys multiple times to keep me alive, play Khartut defender, and they don’t rucking care. I play Hanar with pack tactics and redemption, and they just fucking play their mystic bitch that nukes the board. I tech in ooze to deal with it and other matchups, but they draw all four of their weapons, and even when I have my Khartut defenders resurrected by Yogg the cunt just plays Ilgynoth and hits me in the face with 13 damage warglaives, because the class needed a second Kayn. How do people play these brain dead decks that do everything better than anyone else, and still feel good about themselves, and then spam emotes for the rest of the game, like they’re a fucking 12 year old who only gets happiness from ruining people’s fun.

Evolve shaman can fuck off

There is 100% nothing better than losing a game, because your mouse decides to grab the wrong card while your casting a spell.

PS- Not once, but twice. Getting tired of the lag.

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Why would anyone play casual at this point?

 I play casual because anyone that remotely pays attention can tell from the mulligan (certainly within the first 3 turns) if this is the game where I draw perfect cards or my opponent does. If my opponent draws perfect cards on curve for the first few turns while I sit on a useless hand I just concede and roll the dice again to see if I get to win the next game. I actually run into a lot of players doing the same thing. Early concedes when it is clear that I won the coin toss. 

 Also, there is a lot of anxiety and pressure to play that comes with that fictitious rank. The game wants you to think it's important (it isn't) and that the rewards at the end of the month are worth it (they are not). 

That’s my point though.  Play rank, who cares if you lose.  Complete quests, get experience points, get more gold, build fun decks, repeat. 

 The problem is Blizzard doesn't want you playing off meta decks. Try and you'll find that you may win a game or two before the matchmaking adjusts. They you get squashed. Thought and strategy don't live here anymore. 

Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

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Why would anyone play casual at this point?

 I play casual because anyone that remotely pays attention can tell from the mulligan (certainly within the first 3 turns) if this is the game where I draw perfect cards or my opponent does. If my opponent draws perfect cards on curve for the first few turns while I sit on a useless hand I just concede and roll the dice again to see if I get to win the next game. I actually run into a lot of players doing the same thing. Early concedes when it is clear that I won the coin toss. 

 Also, there is a lot of anxiety and pressure to play that comes with that fictitious rank. The game wants you to think it's important (it isn't) and that the rewards at the end of the month are worth it (they are not). 

 There is no anxiety nor pressure once you accept that there is absolutely nothing random about this game. Every single aspect of the game is manipulated to achieve the stated goal of an overall 50% win rate. Accept that and you won't care about the predetermined outcomes. 

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Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

 What an odd thing to be salty about.

Like, did you just play Silas and then make a misplay because you didn't understand what "this way" and "that way" meant?

I mean, I'm not here to judge, this is the salt thread... just seems weird.

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Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

 What an odd thing to be salty about.

Like, did you just play Silas and then make a misplay because you didn't understand what "this way" and "that way" meant?

I mean, I'm not here to judge, this is the salt thread... just seems weird.

 I'm actually kinda with him on that.. I haven't used that card myself, but I have seen other people misplay it against me a couple of times

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Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

 What an odd thing to be salty about.

Like, did you just play Silas and then make a misplay because you didn't understand what "this way" and "that way" meant?

I mean, I'm not here to judge, this is the salt thread... just seems weird.

 I see that you have a lot of time on your hands if you feel the need to comment and specify that you aren't really commenting. I'm not judging it just seems like a weird thing to do. 

Have you played the card? This way and that way could be either way if you don't know. if you choose the right card it could mean the opponents' right card could come down or your right card could go up. Clockwise and counterclockwise would clear that up.

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Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

 What an odd thing to be salty about.

Like, did you just play Silas and then make a misplay because you didn't understand what "this way" and "that way" meant?

I mean, I'm not here to judge, this is the salt thread... just seems weird.

 I see that you have a lot of time on your hands if you feel the need to comment and specify that you aren't really commenting. I'm not judging it just seems like a weird thing to do. 

Have you played the card? This way and that way could be either way if you don't know. if you choose the right card it could mean the opponents' right card could come down or your right card could go up. Clockwise and counterclockwise would clear that up.

 

 I actually have not played the card, I just thought it was self explanatory with the little carousel gryphons moving in the direction the minions are going to go. They have little "movement lines" behind them to further express the direction they are going.

Anyway, you are right, if they wrote clockwise or counterclockwise on the cards, that would definitely make it more clear.

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Hey fucktards - how about using adult language on Silas Darkmoon? Rotate minions clockwise or counterclockwise makes a whole lot more fucking sense than "this way" or "that way". I know you need to attract new morons to play this shitshow of a game but I think a third grade reading level isn't too much to assume. 

 What an odd thing to be salty about.

Like, did you just play Silas and then make a misplay because you didn't understand what "this way" and "that way" meant?

I mean, I'm not here to judge, this is the salt thread... just seems weird.

 I see that you have a lot of time on your hands if you feel the need to comment and specify that you aren't really commenting. I'm not judging it just seems like a weird thing to do. 

Have you played the card? This way and that way could be either way if you don't know. if you choose the right card it could mean the opponents' right card could come down or your right card could go up. Clockwise and counterclockwise would clear that up.

 

 I actually have not played the card, I just thought it was self explanatory with the little carousel gryphons moving in the direction the minions are going to go. They have little "movement lines" behind them to further express the direction they are going.

Anyway, you are right, if they wrote clockwise or counterclockwise on the cards, that would definitely make it more clear.

 Thanks. If you play on your phone it is not always easy to see the details on the cards. 

Un fucking beliavable last 3 days on ranked. Winrate 25% no matter the deck, no matter the opponent. Fuck off HS.

Uuuuuugh, of course when loading up DMH control warrior in wild my first match is against exodia mage. Not even good exodia mage (quest variant) - but one that played Pocket Galaxy *just in case* it hit Antonidas.

And of course this baddie hits full combo with 12 cards to go. Go home Hearthstone, you're drunk.

game is rigged, and  if you want to have a bad day play this game

Man, this one was great.

I don't actually subscribe to the "game is rigged" catalogue, but this one made me go, "hmm..."

Playing spell mage versus C'thun druid. Man got his complete C'Thun, the Shattered in his deck with 15 cards left. I'm still at 30 health with 3 minions on board, no problem!

He plays Yogg-Saron, Master of Fate and mind controls all three of my minions. Okay, sure. Sweating a bit, but he's still got a lot of cards in there.

Next turn I play my The Amazing Reno to clear his board and put me up to 35 effective health. Now things are looking better!

He draws C'Thun, the Shattered... I'm down to 5 health now.

What Does This Do? casts Starfire... on my face.

Exact lethal on myself, in perfect sequence.

HMM.

Why are there even 8 Mana cost (or more) in this game if you lose or win on turn 7?

Is there any other class than Priest? I only seem to face one Resurrect Priest after another. Is that deck even enjoyable to play?

Why is always Flame Ward EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME against mage

Fucking DH in Duels is so goddamn busted. There is 0 ways to counter them, Priest can't heal enough to beat them they just hit you for 5+ every single turn. The nerfs did nothing to hinder them.