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nerf on DH’s needed but not enough. fuck you all and choke on dicks in real you cancerous trashy open mouth breathers

secondly, did you ever matchmake against a paladin who didn’t start off with First Day of School or Aldor Attendant in opening hand? thought so. just kys

dude what the fuck is this Jaina Proudmoore bullshit in Book of Heroes: Garrosh? Is it just me or is she literally unbeatable? Blizz devs thought it would be a good idea to hand you a shitty pirate warrior deck filled with the most unusable cards and have you go up against a fucking freeze mage that summons 5/8 water elementals. What the hell.

Its my honor to be the first entry for 890. 

There should be a new rule where DH face Priests and Priests face DH. They kind of go together anyway >Demons and Priests< 

HS cross the line using the name Priest and Demon in the game when the average age of player is 7 - 9 years. Its makes me conclude that BLZ has a bunch of demon worshipers programing the game and that doesnt fly during Christmas. 

New NAMES >>> Priest --> Jesture,   DH --> Ground Hog

Still can't believe they printed Tickatus the way they did. Like what was the discussion in the design room? "Let's give people some fun cards but also give misanthropes a card that burns 1/3 of those cards!" Just an awful feeling to lose a game to that. 

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Still can't believe they printed Tickatus the way they did. Like what was the discussion in the design room? "Let's give people some fun cards but also give misanthropes a card that burns 1/3 of those cards!" Just an awful feeling to lose a game to that. 

Misanthrope is a wrong choice of words. I believe you are looking for "narcissistic."

Battlegrounds. Gah. RNG upon RNG. Just finished a game in second without a single golden (after finishing like 5th or 6th with Reno the game before - only one golden, to get a 5, and only offered garbage).

Beyond that, with the MMR reset you get many more bad players staying on tier 1 on turn 2/3 without good reason (that is, it's totally fine for someone like Maiev to stay on tier 1 on turn 2, given the breakpoints). Just had a Jandice do turn 2 tier 1 for... god knows what reason.

Edit: and she gets rewarded with 1st place - 5 goldens, to my second place 1 (even a golden Lightfang - obtained via the new clone, might I add - is no match for 5 goldens, including Brann in a murloc build - though admittedly golden Brann in murlocs feeds triples with the discover murloc). No justice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcyYnUHVBA&amp;ab_channel=Swadloom (Blizzard HQ, live feed)

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Still can't believe they printed Tickatus the way they did. Like what was the discussion in the design room? "Let's give people some fun cards but also give misanthropes a card that burns 1/3 of those cards!" Just an awful feeling to lose a game to that. 

Misanthrope is a wrong choice of words. I believe you are looking for "narcissistic."

 I think playing a card that just destroys your opponent's deck is more misanthropic than narcissistic.

Man why does just about every gold portrait Rogue player get so aggravated? I wish the hovering highlighting could be turned off. I can tell they get salty because of continuously hovering over cards I play. Like that one time I played Ironbeak Owl against a Rogue and they just hovered over it as if to say, "what the fuck is that doing in your deck?" well maybe if you had a brain you would figure out that it's for Rattlegore in the CW mirror. Like zero fucking chill. Their stress is stressing me out.

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Why would anyone play casual at this point?

 I play casual because anyone that remotely pays attention can tell from the mulligan (certainly within the first 3 turns) if this is the game where I draw perfect cards or my opponent does. If my opponent draws perfect cards on curve for the first few turns while I sit on a useless hand I just concede and roll the dice again to see if I get to win the next game. I actually run into a lot of players doing the same thing. Early concedes when it is clear that I won the coin toss. 

Rank 5 Diamond and beyond is elo hell there just has to be rigging involved here

What has happened to battlegrounds after the patch? Was a 8k player now I’m lucky if I get top 4! Eve time seeming to get perfect builds

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Why would anyone play casual at this point?

 I play casual because anyone that remotely pays attention can tell from the mulligan (certainly within the first 3 turns) if this is the game where I draw perfect cards or my opponent does. If my opponent draws perfect cards on curve for the first few turns while I sit on a useless hand I just concede and roll the dice again to see if I get to win the next game. I actually run into a lot of players doing the same thing. Early concedes when it is clear that I won the coin toss. 

 Also, there is a lot of anxiety and pressure to play that comes with that fictitious rank. The game wants you to think it's important (it isn't) and that the rewards at the end of the month are worth it (they are not). 

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Why would anyone play casual at this point?

 I play casual because anyone that remotely pays attention can tell from the mulligan (certainly within the first 3 turns) if this is the game where I draw perfect cards or my opponent does. If my opponent draws perfect cards on curve for the first few turns while I sit on a useless hand I just concede and roll the dice again to see if I get to win the next game. I actually run into a lot of players doing the same thing. Early concedes when it is clear that I won the coin toss. 

 Also, there is a lot of anxiety and pressure to play that comes with that fictitious rank. The game wants you to think it's important (it isn't) and that the rewards at the end of the month are worth it (they are not). 

That’s my point though.  Play rank, who cares if you lose.  Complete quests, get experience points, get more gold, build fun decks, repeat. 

> Play C'thun as the only new hero offered.
> Seemingly do well with it, despite being somewhat forced to commit to dragons early.
> Triple twice at rank 5, get two Rags. Ok, build shift, but two Rags at like turn 8, plus a hero power that's actually powering out now? Hell yeah!
> Get zero elementals in tavern from that point on and finish sixth.

And then of course, next game get turn 1 Millhouse who gets a token, then turn 3 Lich King who - LOL - is still on tier 1 going demons with Wrath Weaver.

Edit: ugh, tryhards in this gamemode that'll do anything to top 4, even if their build has virtually no hope to win. I mean, it's a fun game mode - if you're not actually going to push top rank (and most people won't) who even cares if you come third or fourth?

heres a legit question.........after losing turn 6 AGAIN to secret mage, why the HELL is it never nerfed. it is RIDICULOUS. OH WAIT>.................AND ANOTHER THING.................I NEVER get curve like that when I play that deck. HEARTHSTONE IS FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BLIZZARD. IT IS AN UNFAIR MATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO sick of all the copy effects in totem shaman. How do you even get ahead of that deck?

And it has an insane win condition with even a handful of minions on board in bloodlust. Christ.

Also counterspell is still a fucking bullshit card. Completely ridiculous. How has it been in the game for six years? How has freezing trap been in the game for 6 years? Almost every other secret is fine, or has good value or is tricky. These just completely shut down whatever you're doing and cost you games if you can't play around them.

Fucking sick of it.

Counterspell single-handedly makes Mage (and Rogue too since they can consistently play Mage secrets too for some absurd reason) awkward as fuck to play against especially for control classes. It isn't OP, just feels like shit having to waste cards and make sub-optimal plays testing for it.

Honestly, every Face Hunter and Evolve Shaman player is such a 2Head. That's a fact, not an opinion.

Dear netdecking 12-year-olds: "Oops" is not the appropriate emote when you topdeck lethal.