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I mean, people can and should vent about whatever they want in this thread... but really, the single player experiences all have strategies that can be used to make them so much easier - much easier than PvP, where many of the best decks involve stuff that feels unfair (I did a couple highlander priest matches in wild for a couple quests today, and it's stupid how much damage you can put out between Raza and Shadowreaper).

 I don't really play them with strategies though, beside the Finley combo that you mentioned a few times I really just have fun with them and use them as a way to play certain cards I wouldn't otherwise be able to use, like Ragnaros(Or in the case of that game I wrote about Yogg) or any DK hero other than the free one I got from intro(FL), since I don't own them in my collection :)

Just trying to get this dumb ass Corrupt card quest going and every fucking try hard is in casual today playing a ladder deck.

First off, Blizzard can eat my whole ass 50 times for requiring so many god damn corrupt cards to be played. Nothing like getting two or three played cards before losing since it takes 4 or 5 turns to get corrupt cards corrupted.

Secondly, if you're in casual playing a very good ladder deck, you can eat my ass right after Blizzard is done.  I mean really, just why? Why can't you try hard fucks stay on the ladder so people can get their meme/fun decks on? Are you bitches that thirsty for wins? Dudes are still out here farming casual like they are getting gold per game won.

Not really salty (okay maybe a little), but I'm waiting for a nerf to evolve shaman, absolute bullshit deck.

Quest: Play Old Gods 10 times in a meta full of DH's.

What a fun and balanced class to play against <3

All those cards that you ....just...won't ... get to play. 

YEah that fucking sucks....

On to my rant!!

FUCK YOU PRIESTS IN ARENA!!! No.. seriously... fuck off... Yeah I know you have Mind Control in your hand... Yeah!!! I know.. play around it you say? I can't we are both attrition decks and well.. you will just steal whatever the fuck I play .. We both know it!!!

learned a cheat today and its working...so smell the steam from my ass

Week after week I'm finding it utterly amazing that you get 1 victory away from completing the Ranked Ladder quest and EVERY time the game's "RNG" will elect to fill your mulligan with nothing but your most expensive cards and provide you with terrible draw...against an aggro deck of course.

Just fascinating IMO

Playing 4x against retard aggrodruid in wild. And three times they had embiggen, double pirate, buffed patches from deck and steamrolled face. How about not having always this stupid embiggen in opening hands?

I know that I have posted something similar before but what really bothers me is that this used to be a really good game. Remember when you actually had to think about what card to play? When strategy was actually still a part of the game? Remember players like Lifecoach that would take the entire turn going over every possibility to weigh the pluses and minuses of each option? Those days are long gone. Now you either get a useless card or a perfect card. With ZTG Blizzard pulled back the curtain and showed us all how easily every aspect of the game is manipulated.  All the thought has been taken out of the game. I know that they did it to keep new players playing longer because some focus group told them that the game was too intimidating for new players. It is a business - I get it. That doesn't make me wish that it wasn't that way. 

Nothing like the first day of a patch when every fucking try hard is on at once trying all manner of bullshit before the meta stabalizes.

That and Blizzard is doing their fucking best to match you against every counter to decks you have. Stay classy Blizzard. 

Playing Captain Eudora and digging for a golden minion always at rank 4.

Playing this great hero three times and getting Murloc Tidecaller, Micro Machine and Vulgar Homunculus.

Fuck this, really!

insider: own cards, wanted cards, vital cards

outsider: ever minion not in the start hand or deck

lil derp me, playing his anti rez priest / anti highlander deck.

enemy got 9+ wiesels, 9+ birds and a couple of other outsider cards

*enemy rezzes*: ZERRO outisder cards, three perfect insider cards

fast forward... lil derp me playing rez priest

random WARRIOR! is able to pollute my graveyard with ONE RANDOM card and adds ONE outsider card.

since im too lazy and dont know the english name, lets call this acolyte of pain (1/3 draws a card when damaged)

*guess what* im rezzing this frikken card over and over while my graveyard is FULL of insiders. i espcially waited as long as possible to not rezz, so i dont rez this frikken acolyte.

*guess what 2* this frikken acolyte made me mill to death in the course of the match.

yay! random skills!

Who else is fucking over evolve shaman not even 1 day into the new patch? 4 in a row and completely steamrolled...

If you play casual to play net decks, you're a fucking pussy

Why would anyone play casual at this point?

Just an ordinary turn 5...

What is the counter to these resurrect priests with Scrapyard Collosus in Wild? I’m play a pure/secrets Paladin, and it’s like if I can’t get lucky with Oh My Yogg!   the match becomes this tedious stall fest 

The matchmaking system just has to be rigged. How do I get a good win streak then the next day a lose streak? usually this happens with a deck a new deck I make. How is that every time I switch decks I get counter queued? Why is it so fucking hard to get out of and stay out of Rank 5 Diamond? And don't get me started on perfect RNG at the exact moment it matters most.

I'd rather face anything than any Mage deck. Every single time they are in a seemingly unwinnable position only to play 1 or 2 cards from perfect RNG that completely turns the tide of the game into their favour. Or discover 20+ burn damage. Or has their OTK combo assembled by turn 6 without even drawing much cards.