Priest running... god, not even a cohesive strategy. Some sort of greedy, value build. What's bullshit is the randomness involved. They're playing some Elekk cuteness or whatever. They drop it on turn 3 - I kill it. Do the 0 mana get 2 creatures back card on turn 4, play it again, kill it. Play their second on turn 5, can't kill this one. Grave Rune - annoying, but ultimately manageable.
Over the course of the next 10 turns, they draw 3 Grave Runes (cast on subsequent Elekks thanks to Seance) without a single bit of card drawbeing played. Not only that, but I can't draw Doctor Boom or Jepetto (for my own draw/value) to save my life, despite actually having some relatively decent card draw.
They ultimately got out Lyra, Grave Rune, that 4 mana summon a 7 mana corrupt card - and when that gave them Beast Seller, I was fucking done. Can't fight against that much good luck, no matter how hodge-podge their decklist actually is.
Oh, and let's not forget the Kel'thuzad off the 2-creature Resurrect Stone, despite a myriad of junk creatures being played aswell.
Edit: most annoying part is not accepting the friend request. I might be able to sleep at night if they at least told me they knew how lucky their draws were. :-P
Also, fucking unnerfed Raza. Just played a highlander priest with a pretty hodge-podge mix, but due to Raza + Shadowreaper (plus my inability to roll the armor hero power), ended up squeaking out the win. Fucking hate losing to shit decks that include one actual competitive combo to make up for the rest of their shittiness.
Quest Shaman (Them) vs Control/Fatigue Shaman (Me)
I know I shouldn't be salty because I won but it is day 2 of the expansion and you cannot get a little bit of time from people to experience something new.
My opponent and I have already invested quite a bit of time into the match and for the first time I've been able to assemble C'Thun. The amount of BS I had to go through to get to this point was insane. I had to outlive 3 Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's and all the 1 mana Dragons that followed. I had to outlive several full boards that threatened lethal. I had to outlive a double Battlecry Zeph.
The final moments? My opponent just entered fatigue and had 8 cards remaining in hand and is at 20+ health with no board. I have 7 cards in hand and 2 cards in deck WITH Sphere of Sapience equipped meaning that C'Thun was GUARENTEED to be drawn and my opponent straight up concedes before I get an option to draw something.
Again, I know I shouldn't be salty because I won but again it is DAY TWO of a new set release and I'm pissed that I couldn't experience something new because my opponent couldn't give me another 30 seconds after they already committed 20+ minutes to the match.
You guys need to dust everything and quit the game like I did. Look at the time you're wasting being pissed and posting about it. It's not worth it. Trust me I know.
It's actually very true, I come back F2P every time a new expansion releases in hopes things get fixed.
This game is actually pretty horrible balance-wise. And also the lame community always choosing the non-interactive cancer decks is terrible.
After a number of games against Warlocks, I can say that as a Control player I do not like being on the receiving end of Tickatus. Feels like I'm being punished for enjoying slow Control decks. There just isn't anything fun about not being able to play my own cards and watching them get destroyed while I cannot do anything about it.
Tickatus removing my 10- 15 cards in my deck each game is not really pleasurable you know that shit is seriously flawed. Whenever they play it I lose.
it seems they don't even test the cards anymore.
It's mind boggling that they are still so inept when it comes to designing cards.
I just switched over to OTK Demon Hunter. I haven't lost a single match against Big Priest and Tickatus cancer since then. They are down to 15 health by turn 5 and struggle to stay alive.
If I can't have fun with my control deck, neither can you. Thanks for keeping the game fun and interactive.
Tickatus removing my 10- 15 cards in my deck each game is not really pleasurable you know that shit is seriously flawed. Whenever they play it I lose.
it seems they don't even test the cards anymore.
It's mind boggling that they are still so inept when it comes to designing cards.
I just switched over to OTK Demon Hunter. I haven't lost a single match against Big Priest and Tickatus cancer since then. They are down to 15 health by turn 5 and struggle to stay alive.
If I can't have fun with my control deck, neither can you. Thanks for keeping the game fun and interactive.
So I made the Tickatus cancer deck. And it dominated. For two games. Then I literally got crushed for three games. Then I easily won a game.
Deck doesn't matter. Can't beat manipulated RNG where the outcomes are predetermined.
I hate cocky bastards that hover over their minions repeatedly and emote when I'm taking my time to think out my turn as if to say "Oh you can't deal with this?" fuck off twats. Of course with my luck I don't get any justice.
Just went up against Token Druid that had had Gibberling into Embiggen into Lightning Bloom+coin and end with Viracious Reader on turn 1. AGAIN!!!!! HOW DO MY OPPONENTS ALWAYS GET SO FUCKING LUCKY!? I SWARE I HAVE A CURSE
Fucking god awful expansion. Alot of the cards suck and the ones that are good they gave to already tier 1 decks. On top of that this fucking Tickatus deck is busted as all hell, you just lose to this deck as Control and they have so much removal that Aggro isn't good enough either.
I hate cocky bastards that hover over their minions repeatedly and emote when I'm taking my time to think out my turn as if to say "Oh you can't deal with this?" fuck off twats. Of course with my luck I don't get any justice.
If it makes you feel any better, they probably think you are bm-ing them by making them wait.
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What was the point of introducing a card like the new C'thun if Tickatus is just going to run rampant?
Only deck I'm seeing on ladder is Warlock with Tickatus and Ysaarj.
What? Warlock is shit, only what matters is Demon Hunter. Or Secret Hunter. Aggro, aggro, aggro.
But yeah, what was the point of introducing any of old gods if they're basically unplayable is a good question.
Oooooook, that was a fucking bullshit game.
Priest running... god, not even a cohesive strategy. Some sort of greedy, value build. What's bullshit is the randomness involved. They're playing some Elekk cuteness or whatever. They drop it on turn 3 - I kill it. Do the 0 mana get 2 creatures back card on turn 4, play it again, kill it. Play their second on turn 5, can't kill this one. Grave Rune - annoying, but ultimately manageable.
Over the course of the next 10 turns, they draw 3 Grave Runes (cast on subsequent Elekks thanks to Seance) without a single bit of card draw being played. Not only that, but I can't draw Doctor Boom or Jepetto (for my own draw/value) to save my life, despite actually having some relatively decent card draw.
They ultimately got out Lyra, Grave Rune, that 4 mana summon a 7 mana corrupt card - and when that gave them Beast Seller, I was fucking done. Can't fight against that much good luck, no matter how hodge-podge their decklist actually is.
Oh, and let's not forget the Kel'thuzad off the 2-creature Resurrect Stone, despite a myriad of junk creatures being played aswell.
Edit: most annoying part is not accepting the friend request. I might be able to sleep at night if they at least told me they knew how lucky their draws were. :-P
Also, fucking unnerfed Raza. Just played a highlander priest with a pretty hodge-podge mix, but due to Raza + Shadowreaper (plus my inability to roll the armor hero power), ended up squeaking out the win. Fucking hate losing to shit decks that include one actual competitive combo to make up for the rest of their shittiness.
Quest Shaman (Them) vs Control/Fatigue Shaman (Me)
I know I shouldn't be salty because I won but it is day 2 of the expansion and you cannot get a little bit of time from people to experience something new.
My opponent and I have already invested quite a bit of time into the match and for the first time I've been able to assemble C'Thun. The amount of BS I had to go through to get to this point was insane. I had to outlive 3 Dragonqueen Alexstrasza's and all the 1 mana Dragons that followed. I had to outlive several full boards that threatened lethal. I had to outlive a double Battlecry Zeph.
The final moments? My opponent just entered fatigue and had 8 cards remaining in hand and is at 20+ health with no board. I have 7 cards in hand and 2 cards in deck WITH Sphere of Sapience equipped meaning that C'Thun was GUARENTEED to be drawn and my opponent straight up concedes before I get an option to draw something.
Again, I know I shouldn't be salty because I won but again it is DAY TWO of a new set release and I'm pissed that I couldn't experience something new because my opponent couldn't give me another 30 seconds after they already committed 20+ minutes to the match.
I dunno why I still bother. Every new expansion Face hunters run rampant. Cuntdecks day 1 of the expansion as usual.
It's actually very true, I come back F2P every time a new expansion releases in hopes things get fixed.
This game is actually pretty horrible balance-wise. And also the lame community always choosing the non-interactive cancer decks is terrible.
Better get some hookers in your home.
After a number of games against Warlocks, I can say that as a Control player I do not like being on the receiving end of Tickatus. Feels like I'm being punished for enjoying slow Control decks. There just isn't anything fun about not being able to play my own cards and watching them get destroyed while I cannot do anything about it.
Nice brawl Blizzard. Why not just have a gif of a coin toss I can watch?
Tickatus removing my 10- 15 cards in my deck each game is not really pleasurable you know that shit is seriously flawed. Whenever they play it I lose.
it seems they don't even test the cards anymore.
It's mind boggling that they are still so inept when it comes to designing cards.
I just switched over to OTK Demon Hunter. I haven't lost a single match against Big Priest and Tickatus cancer since then. They are down to 15 health by turn 5 and struggle to stay alive.
If I can't have fun with my control deck, neither can you. Thanks for keeping the game fun and interactive.
I can’t fucking stand this expansion. What a pile of shit!
Is that a murloc? Yawn....conceede!
So I made the Tickatus cancer deck. And it dominated. For two games. Then I literally got crushed for three games. Then I easily won a game.
Deck doesn't matter. Can't beat manipulated RNG where the outcomes are predetermined.
I hate cocky bastards that hover over their minions repeatedly and emote when I'm taking my time to think out my turn as if to say "Oh you can't deal with this?" fuck off twats. Of course with my luck I don't get any justice.
Just went up against Token Druid that had had Gibberling into Embiggen into Lightning Bloom+coin and end with Viracious Reader on turn 1. AGAIN!!!!! HOW DO MY OPPONENTS ALWAYS GET SO FUCKING LUCKY!? I SWARE I HAVE A CURSE
Fucking god awful expansion. Alot of the cards suck and the ones that are good they gave to already tier 1 decks. On top of that this fucking Tickatus deck is busted as all hell, you just lose to this deck as Control and they have so much removal that Aggro isn't good enough either.
WTF I finished a quest but didn't get any XP :/ fucking fix your game blizzard!
Fuck casino mage.
i just threw the closest game of my life :(
If it makes you feel any better, they probably think you are bm-ing them by making them wait.