Hearthpwn

Card generation in this game is out of control. It's absurd. In its current state, HS cannot be taken seriously. 

Quote from Shiny >>

Card generation in this game is out of control. It's absurd. In its current state, HS cannot be taken seriously. 

 I agree with this. Also I feel like everything is just too fast these days. Its amazing how powerful turns can be. 

Fucking always losing to greedy ass decks...

This fucking guy kept telling me I make a mistake for not attacking his totems. Yeah like I'm gonna waste 5+ damage every turn to kill something absolutely irrelevant. fucking twat.

Opponent: *Hovers over their own card repeatedly insinuating they think that was a good play and that I can't respond to it*

Why do so many fucking people do this?

I fkn hate bomb warrior shit seriously wtf control the board and place bomb to your opponents deck and wait them to die and your opponent cannot do anything other than going face. Also there are 0 tech cards to stop bombs.

Wonder who wrote the MM system. was a genious thats for sure.
Playing on frikken silver 4. (wasnt playing last season so its the good old climb the trash) played for 1,5 hours, with stealth rogue.
1 win - 1 lose. every time. literally wasted 1,5 hours of my life to do literally nothing. 
when i win i topdeck everything and t5 GG, but then, the opponent does the same the next game. its unbelievable, from both sides.
Most rigged shit ever. (and its not about the deck because i was diamond 10 with this shit before, easily).

EVERY SINGLE OPPONENT HAS THE HARD COUNTER TO WHATEVER DECK I PLAY TODAY. 

Can I just get a fucking quest in? I'm not some slacker all day grinder with nothing better to do you Blizzard dipshits.

Also want to thank Blizzard again for making Priest an unbearable nuisance when folks are just trying to have fun in casual. Used to be able to keep them in check with combo decks. Not any more.

How the fuck do I keep losing to these greedy decks!? Ran into a Priest with 2 Mind Control, Lucina and Twilight Drakes makes multiple bad plays and trades but he wins by a thread because luck, he had 6 bombs out of 9 cards in his deck at 4 health but doesn't draw one. Fuck off game..

God I hate priests so much. Every deck you face is such cancer.
I should just auto-concede cos it's just not worth it... but I don't.
Maybe you can win once or twice every 10 match ups but every game against them win or lose takes 30 min... so even if you do win it still feels terrible. Such a waste of time. Ugh.

I’m tilting because every single player I’ve played today has bm’d me

It’s so rich playing in bg and every machine player for some reason grabs pirate ship. I guess it’s for when everytime they also have multiple 3/2 that gain shields when machines are sum it can spawn the 6/6 that counts as everything along with the 6/7 that’s buffs board when a pirate swings! It’s oh so lucky and what’s that I was at 27? Oh no no no you are at zero now boyo! 5th place! 5th place! 5th place again and again and again! Bg is some sack of shit lost over 700 mmr since this great patch of shit because you know 27 dmg out of nowhere and 5th place! 

Quote from IIKoxXII >>

Wonder who wrote the MM system. was a genious thats for sure.
Playing on frikken silver 4. (wasnt playing last season so its the good old climb the trash) played for 1,5 hours, with stealth rogue.
1 win - 1 lose. every time. literally wasted 1,5 hours of my life to do literally nothing. 
when i win i topdeck everything and t5 GG, but then, the opponent does the same the next game. its unbelievable, from both sides.
Most rigged shit ever. (and its not about the deck because i was diamond 10 with this shit before, easily).

 That's the part that is glaringly obvious. I didn't forget how to play one game to the next. One can't beat manipulated RNG.

Fun and interactive (2). Opponent had no board at the start of this turn.

I won every other game that day, at least.

From 2 wins to legend back to rank 5 with no wins... FFS every game it's paladin and DH or you just get fucked by "created by" cards that you have no way to play around... I hate this game...

What happened to HS last two weeks? I was able to climb with my homemade decks every season less and less seeing they can't push anymore. (I was D3 max with them, now barely platinum 10). But last two weeks man... Especially this week, it has been utter depression with the game.

I log to have fun, press Ranked, press play and lose almost every single game. Also every single game is either Spell Aggro type deck, Pirate deck or Discard and retarded Warlock Demon control with endless combo disruption cards.

Ok so I build priest  buff deck to change decks, next game annihilated by silence overload out of nowhere. Next game against Warlock, I'm able to drop him to 1 HP, doesn't he by any chance keep Reno in starting hand against Priest? Of course he does, I lose.

So I build Secret Mage. Playing against Spell Hunter. Explosive secret useless. He plays Rexxar, saves himself from dying by killing some of my stuff, he has no cards at this point in hand. I'm able to drop him to 5 HP and build full board and I was at 5HP too. What card he TOP decks? Of course ZulˇJin, how other way is the game gonna get me salty and lose game right?

Next games have been only against aggro decks, so I build Baku Warrior, next two games? Reno Priest and Shitlock with demons.

I regret that I spent money on this game and I spent quite a lot. But 90% of cards are bunch of useless crap. I always try to make any card work or build a deck for it but it is impossible to play when literally every decks is either Aggro (hyper aggro at that) or Shitlock Demons.

DON'T SPEND MONEY ON THIS GAME GUYS, IT LOOKS SHINY BUT IT ISN'T WORTH IT, STAY F2P. I really enjoyed the game but when I log and from 30 games I lose 25 it is total bullshit. There is 4 mana in my tray but opponent already has full board of 3+ attack, it is turn 4 but opponent already has all combo pieces in hand etc. Casual is no better. Maybe I will stay for Duels fun or battlegrounds, arena. But my fun experience start to fizzle bit with this game. I refuse to play just these retarded decks as everyone. But maybe I don't have other option.

Can't believe still no auto-squelch. The absolute worst aspect of this game.

I have said it before - the sad thing is that I can remember when this was a great game. Back when you used to have to think about what to do. When top deck winners were rare. When perfect cards weren't spoon fed to you on curve every single fucking game. Every game today runs on autopilot. Play perfect cards as drawn, empty your hand, top deck game winner. Repeat. 

Gotta give Blizzard credit for knowing how to attract new players. Make the game so mindless that my 8 year old niece can play it. They also recognize that veteran players pay for shit with gold so pissing us off doesn't cost them anything. However if some moron can make a net deck and within 10 minutes be autopiloting his way to a 50% win rate he might be dumb enough to spend real money on this game which is just a sad shell of its former self. Catering to instant gratification short attention span safe space having delicate snowflakes that will give up a game if they aren't instantly good at it. 

I miss strategy.