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I'm getting so triggered by demon hunters that it makes me want to stop playing. Those that hit face with a weapon for 5+ damage every turn. Not only because every second match is a demon hunter, but because their curve is perfect always. Every single time they have the crystal shuffle for 1 mana, followed by the 2 mana guy that gives more weapon damage, and the 4 atk weapon on turn 4 always, followed by the 5 atk giving minion on turn 5.

And if I'm lucky and draw an ooze, they just return the weapon back next turn or draw another.

I don't remember a single game where a demon hunter didn't have the perfect curve.

And what triggers me even more is that even if I try to counter them with taunts, they either

1) Silence them

2) Kills them with the 2 mana aoe that clears even big guys

3) Ignores them with the taunt ignoring legendary

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is kind of the mentality I've started to adopt when I play these days.

It almost feels necessary to keep your sanity when playing certain matchups.

"Of course you drew that exact card..."

"Why wouldn't you get the best outcome from that roll?"

"Yes, yes, that was indeed a very skillful play, by all means, emote at me. You earned it."

*sigh*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rigged ass pos game. Coin flip as game starts. You pay real money congrats you get better rng. You’re a streamer Bli$$ard dick sucker? You get better rng. Or if neither it’s 50/50 winner of that flip gets all the rng period.

Sick and fucking tired of people being completely out of resources either aggro in 4-5 turns or any other deck then just like a god send ahhhhhh from the heavens the perfect card ever single time. Wow such skill bli$$ard. Hey ever know why the streamers and former non shills with a conscious stopped playing your game? Hm just can’t put my finger on it....

Sick and tired of opponents drawing cards, how dare they

Quote from Jaden607 >>

Libram paladin really needs a nerf, having 0 cost spells that come back to their hand, that they can just get back with lady liadrin if you finally manage to silence both copies x 10.
I also think lady liadrin shouldn't be allowed to give spells that are cast on friendly CHARACTERS, what bullshit is that? You should only get the heal summon 8/8 divine shield minion if you've cast it on a minion, at least that way you have to sacrifice safety to gain it back again.
The spells are already bs broken and pure paladin is one of the most dominant decks right now, even league of legends patches shit like this out faster than billion dollar company blizzarddivision

 this x1000, i'm so so so so so over libram paladin, ESPECIALLY because of Lady Liadrin. 

Matchups seem so rigged sometimes. Like now I decided to remove my only low cost AOE because it has been useless. Then the next opponent is the first zoo lock I have seen this year, where my low cost aoe would have been perfect. Like wtf.

Quote from Kujis >>

Matchups seem so rigged sometimes. Like now I decided to remove my only low cost AOE because it has been useless. Then the next opponent is the first zoo lock I have seen this year, where my low cost aoe would have been perfect. Like wtf.

 It's rigged every time. 

I've said it before. I have never paid real money to play this game and I never will. However I would pay for a version that did not include the bullshit matchmaking/RNG/ZTG system. I get that they need the game to run on autopilot to attract new players. I just miss strategy. 

Battlegrounds is the only mode I’m investing in at the moment. But bloody hell. Last 7 games I went second every time. Needed to go first at least three of those too win. That’s seven coin flip losses on a row. Unreal

I have created similiar thread about Zephrys offering only removals against deathrattle and high-value minions instead of hex, poly, sap (removing is more efficient than hex or poly, don't go on me with "Zeph can't read deathrattles..." I know). But this time this is enough. I missplayed at the end of this matchup (should have played Lord Barov), but I went with Zeph as with experience with him, he always offered removals. This time he said fuck you and trashed my game... WHY HE DIDN'T OFFERED HIS BELOVED RETARED REMOVALS NOW. haha you need sap now my friend!!! FUCK ZEPHRYS useless fucked, broken coding.... fuuuuckkk

It's so ridiculous how you can't play control in Wild, aggro decks are too powerful, combo is too powerful and Mill decks shit on them. It's like the kid that keeps getting picked on because he's any easy target.

Wild mage is an abomination.

Specially Time Warp. Quest went from 0 to completed in 1 single fucking turn.

Ah it’s so fun being f2p and taking 20 plus dmg for consecutive turns constantly against bming payfags who are given there rng in battlegrounds. 5th place, 5th place, 5th place. 

One of the few things I hate, going into a casual game with a fun meme deck and then going against a tier 1 aggro deck. Play ranked you fucking pussies.

FFS from diamond 10 to 5 all I see are DHs and Paladins, every day for the last 4 days.

This shit it's sooooo boring.

Quote from Cardstone >>

FFS from diamond 10 to 5 all I see are DHs and Paladins, every day for the last 4 days.

This shit it's sooooo boring.

 if it makes you feel worse, it's the same thing from diamond 5 to 1. >.<

^ which, coincidentally, is also my salt of the day. i have their decklists essentially memorized at this point. why does everyone play the *exact* same deck? i don't get it. be original.