Hearthpwn

Over the past 18 months since I've started this game, I've looked to it as a means to relax but I think I'm finally starting to be broken.  I don't get many matches in a day - probably an average of three games - so I know my perspective of this would change if I put more time and effort in but I can't take the 50/50 crap anymore.  It seems to be especially egregious whenever I'm about to cross over a ranked threshold - I know, I know! the RNG isn't fixed and I truly don't believe it is but every time....every. single. time I'm up against one of these thresholds the game finds a way to push back against me where I bang my head against the wall until I can get lucky enough to pull off 2 or 3 wins in a row.  Need one more win to break into the next rank?  Well you're about to lose two in a row, then you'll win one, then lose one, then win two, then lose two, win two, lose three.

Again, I truly do not buy into the conspiracy of the game's RNG being rigged and I'm aware my issue is most likely my fault but my god.... Personally, I can't wait to see what a new XP and leveling system looks like because maybe - just maybe - it will mean I can enjoy playing this game again without feeling like I'm doing nothing but wasting my time.

Wild players are fucking evil degenerates. Just faced a Ress Priest that had the usual big minions - but has fucking Kobold Sandtrooper on top of Bad Luck Albatross in their deck against my Reno Mage. Needless to say I got bent over and fucked in the ass by this deck. After I concede not being able to do anything but watch my opponent play solitaire the fucker emotes me "Brilliant!" What a fucking cunt.

Can already tell that Duels is going to have the same high-rolly bullshit as many other game modes. The treasures you get (or don't) have such a huge impact.

Second last opponent had "first deathrattle you play each turn has it trigger" (extremely powerful), "left most card costs 2 less" (very powerful) and the 4 durability poison weapon (very powerful).

Latest opponent has "first spell casts twice" (very powerful, especially for a mage) and "spells cost 1 less" (very powerful, especially for a mage). Looming Presence (4 armor + draw 2, for 2 with reduced spell cost) as their non-passive which is fucking amazing with the double cast.

Meanwhile I'm over here with the slightly anti-synergy "minions that cost 2 or less have poisonous" and "evolve a random minion each turn" - literally the best options from the two passives. Have the Loyal Bodyguard as the non-passive, so right now it's a 7/7 for 4, but that's pretty bland compared to, say, a freaking weapon that kills 4 minions. XD

Hey forum, don't want to create another thread for it so i ask here.

Did I miss something? Why 80% of my enemies keep their mouse pointer on my hero portrait when it's my turn (so it flares like when opponent observing cards in board or their hand)? It's some kind of toxic behavior or what? Or some toxic streamers began this tendention?

Gosh i hate this lousy indy company. In my language "Magtheridon" says: If *YOU* (the one who played the card) are destroying the tokens, trigger the effect. I just looked it up in english and it says "When they die". Guess the retard DH thought im stupid because i killed the tokens. $§%§ stup§$%$§%shi$%$§%cra§$%§$&&lowli§$&%$§%ret%$&%$&ed%&%$&fu%&kcompany!

Sick of playing game after game after game against those BRAINLESS FACE HUNTERS!!!

Fuck me, can't find a single deck to climb with, doesn't matter what you play you get matched against your hard counter.

Soul DHs... go fucking play something else. Your deck is fucking degenerate and not fun at all. Seriously, it SUCKS AND IS ANNOYING AS HELL!

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Fuck me, can't find a single deck to climb with, doesn't matter what you play you get matched against your hard counter.

 And thats exactly what robs this game from ever providing any fun whatsoever.

Blizzard: "OK...the fun deck you made is winning more than we want (50%)...time to hard counter whatever you're doing..."

Next opponent: gets nuts and RNJesus all game while your first 6 cards cost more than 6 mana, or any needed cards stay at the bottom of the deck until endgame.

Welcome to the garbage bin of strategy games called Hearthstone. 

Fun fact for Blizzard Corporate clowns: it's not fun if you play a fun deck that loses half of the time to hard counters regardless of how its constructed because of your interference and manipulation you greedy asshats.

Why is it always that I can reach up to rank 5 Diamond but not get any further? I sware this rank is cursed.

I like it when people say hello at the start of the match. Very nice and good sportsmanship.

What pisses me off though is the people who say well played after they beat me with insane RNG or just steamrolls me because I got a bad hand the entire match. Those fuckers can go die a horrible death.

fuck how can i delete this post

this meta is awful

Fuck those BRAINLESS Face Hunters and other brainless aggro decks!!!!

I rope them motherfu..ers till the end!!!

The game is definitely staged to keep you playing. There is no logical explanation as to why I get rekt by godsent RNG everytime I am at rank 1 3 stars and I fall back to 4 with 1 ridiculous lose streak. Get out of this rigged slotfiesta while you still can. I feel sorry for the fuckheads that ruined a game that we once used to love. But this is long gone and it's never coming back.

Boring meta in Battlegrounds. Just get Elementals and win, that easy. Don't get Token or Sellementals early = lose by turn 6. Then when your opponent outscales you just get divine shield poisonous and win the game. Shit meta.

It's been a year and a half, and you're still playing Resurrect Priest. I do enjoy interactive gameplay where we skip the first seven turns to play a card and 20 minutes and 10 fatigue damage later the game might be over. It's like the people who only play f2p Face Hunter to do quests quickly, but much more deranged. You don't even want to play the game. You don't care about expansions and the meta shifts.

every fucking odd paladin turn 1 : you're here for the tour? 

no I am not here for the fucking tour you fucking cunt.

So not only is it shitty weather outside. Today is one of those days where Blizzard and their "totally not rigged" MMR decides that today is also the day where every opponent has the exact counter deck to my deck no matter what class I play in casual or ladder.

Screw you Blizzard, and your pansy ass 50% system so all the snowflakes can get wins here and there.

Just a reminder... Priests can kindly fuck off. Thank you.