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I've often said that Blizzard should add a green/red light at the bottom of the screen. Let me know when the game starts if I am going to win or lose and let me decide whether or not to play it out.
This shit game is totally fkn rigged fkn hellish rigged whoever claims opposite is a fkn whore.
God, Hearthstone these days is just so bad. Trying to do 5 wins so I can keep my streak of monthly card backs going, and these first 2 games have just been awful.
Game 1: rez priest, except they open with heal quest so how the heck can I tell it's rez priest? Chatted with the player afterwards, they tried to justify it as "it's something I can do on turn 1" - even though it was literally useless for the whole game. Hate when players lean on an archetype for wins when it's clear they don't know jack about deckbuilding.
Game 2: mage player - still couldn't figure out the archtype at the end, either goodstuff or highlander I imagine. Anyway, turn 2 Sorceror's Apprentice (hate that card without an immediate answer - 2 mana 3/2 + mana savings is just so good). Opponent plays nothing but 1-3 mana cards for the whole game, so on turn 6 my best option is to mini-flood, and it seems fine. Of course, Flamestrike. Ultimately I lost due to the aggression he put on early (which ultimately was due to the Apprentice, combined with 3/5 missiles hitting my 2/3 so I couldn't immediately deal with it), but when his deck is all over the place and he even plays Mana Wyrm... ugh.
Edit: Game 3: animal druid in wild, at bronze 10. Fucking dumb shits. Play standard decks in standard. What a waste of 10 minutes.
Should have played around the primordial study-generated Solarian and the puzzle box's it cast along with the other direct dmg spells only that went straight to my face I guess, after all, I only had 28 health.
Rofl decided to play bgs, fot Ragnaros. You think nice, ez pz victory. Well not when one player leave game at the start, I get him first match, okay but I get him also third match and mine hero power is ruined, gg 7th place.
Best card in HS? Mastercard.
Now this is one of the few legitamite salt posts, that solarian looks like actual bullshit xD
Ugh, Battlegrounds. Don't play it much as the low rolls are pretty disheartening, but hit 2/3 towards 10g after getting my 5 monthly wins so felt like this was a good opportunity to only have to get one top 4 (I have a bit of ocd where I need to complete 3/3 credit towards 10g so I always know my progress towards it).
Not getting triples suuuucks. I'm pretty sure that's entirely the reason I lost - given that I ended up getting triple Nomi on my last turn (while having 1 then 2 on the 2 turns prior), while my opponent had gotten three triples and had 2 Imp Mamas.
I feel the same way. I either get dream offerings and my minions target perfectly or I get blanked round after round. Have to give Blizzard credit for not even trying to hide it.
Can't tell you how many times I lost to a solarian polymorph. At least puzzlebox is random. And I like how they always have it in hand on turn 7
Urghhhhh so I uninstalled for two months after hitting legend. Thought I needed a break.
Came back, bronze 10, play random funnies decks (Big Warrior, Quest Druid, top meta shit ain't it?)
Played 10 games for the lol, 7 of them against degenerates spamming emote apes. I shit you not. Even got one roper , sure you play bomb warrior and you get fucked by a big warrior, might as well rope to death cause my brain was damaged by my mommy when I was in her belly.
Why is that every competitive game has to be filled with fucking retarded 12 years old.
Back to uninstall.
Shame as I love this game but I can't deal with the rope, spam emotes as soon as you forget to squelch and add friends in a vast majority of games.
BLLIZZARDR FUCK YOUR ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT CUNT TRASH GAME
Because the game is 90% retarded 12 year olds.
Uh! That would explain!
Mind = blown.
Absolute lucker priests running trash random cards yet still getting insane lucky top decks when faced with lethal.
Ugh, mother f'ing high rolls in battlegrounds. Clawed my way to third with an off-meta build - because that's all that was offered to me. Divine shield minions/Battlemaster/taunt + Brann. Was actually on a win streak too.
Came upon Maiev, who had a golden + regular KALECGOS. So the equivalent of finding 4 Kalecs. They also had golden Murozond, so I can only imagine that they got the golden Kalec from that, and the regular from discovery.
Happy to finish top 4 given how the early and mid game went (basically, had the option of goldening on 3, or making a risky push to 4 to do so - couldn't stay on the window I had and not roll because of how bad the other minions would've been to buy - so pushed, and got rewarded with the best 5 tier minion being offered being Spore >.> ), but damn it's annoying to get beaten by such an amazing high roll when I had to struggle so hard to even be competitive.
Fun and interactive.
Good god fuck face hunters and all that they exist for.
Which is to say, to make the least enjoyable card game experience possible.
Love all the hate on priest, I get that they have a lot of retarded solution cards like plague of death, but please understand that priest at least has to manage their cards because of the lack of card draw they have since our fav 1 drop got rotated out to HOF.
We can't just spam our removal every time there's minions on board since aggro decks can refill they hand in 2 seconds with 3 card draw per turn while doing 10 dmg face with weapon/attack (looking at you soul DH mains), so yeah, we kinda need insane boardclears and heals. Because otherwise you're dead in 4 turns like most other decks are vs soul DH.
If blizzard starts to nerf the attack on DH weapons/minion battlecries I'll accept any complaint about priest, but right now they need OP cards to be even a valid class with all these braindead aggro decks at there.
Loved playing full spell mage with a 90% winrate over 30 games, but this expansion it's just been losing to 10 facedamage each turn that you can't stop unless you freeze face. I just know that most people complaining about priest are aggro players, since they are the only deck that counter them (that I found to be valid, please send more decks that counter soul DH if you disagree). So stop whining when you have the highest winrate deck in the game right now
Got bored of Standard so thought I'd have more fun in Wild but boy was I ever wrong. I forgot that Mill Rogue, Big Priest, Token Druid, Raza Priest, Quest Mage and all types of Combo Druid still exists. You'd have to be a masochist to enjoy this game mode.
I want to pay respect to all the victims of traumatic childhoods, that now they have need to play secret mages, raza priests, pirate warriors and similiar tier 1 decks in casual and then also emote you... so sad :(
"Minion to minion the basic of all combats, only a fool trusts his win to an OTK"