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Battlegrounds infinite 5th or 2nd. Oh you’re deck is better than your opponents? Doesn’t matter cuz for 5 consecutive games it’ll be they attack first and you know the one monster in this case a momma bear as long as it doesn’t get snipped you win? Well for five consecutive games snipe! 👏🏻 👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻 First fucking thing to die! Should’ve just played better dood! Massive outplay! Spectacular! Idk why I stick around in top two it never fucking matters how far ahead i am this is always always always the same bullshit result!

Got really unlucky opening scholomance packs, so disappointed. 130 packs and only 4 legends. 

Thanks blizz for nothing

Another season another reminder why I play 2 days make legend then stop. Can never have any fun in any mode ever. Sure is fun losing 8 in a row to the best and greatest rng possible! Oh wait sorry guys I forget it’s all skill! You know like my last game of a top deck 1 in 23 kael thas after his top bio project into overgrowth the previous turn. Going coin, seeds into you guessed it infestation! Dang what a good player right? But oh yeah im just one of those looneys who just doesn’t get it! Papa Bli$$ would never fix there games right tho it’s been completely proven right? Hehe no that be silly!

Wish I can see face of all ress priest players, cause normal ppl wont play this boring shit.

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Battlegrounds infinite 5th or 2nd. Oh you’re deck is better than your opponents? Doesn’t matter cuz for 5 consecutive games it’ll be they attack first and you know the one monster in this case a momma bear as long as it doesn’t get snipped you win? Well for five consecutive games snipe! 👏🏻 👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻 First fucking thing to die! Should’ve just played better dood! Massive outplay! Spectacular! Idk why I stick around in top two it never fucking matters how far ahead i am this is always always always the same bullshit result!

 I find that Soul Jugglers also are often initial targets. 

Face Hunter with f***ing ooze?  Clear win turned loss.  Bah.

I don't normally play arena, but the free ticket this week had me curious. I drafted a shaman/demon hunter deck, thinking I might get some card draw to offset the usual shaman weakness.

Not. One. Card. Draw. Spell.

I mean, am I an idiot, and they actually ban certain cards from arena, or is this just my luck?

Anyway, despite this, I went 7-3, which felt pretty good. So after the run I thought I'd give it a whirl with my own gold.

I lost three times with only a single win this time. What the heck? I was drawn in by the fun of breaking even and then had my soul crushed with that defeat.

Well played, Blizzard, well played...

Top-deck-o-rama! Gotta love the first of the month push to get new players. Perfect draw after perfect draw. Top deck winners every game and so-called RNG effects always seem to land perfectly. I give them credit for not even trying to hide it but you don't have to get a royal flush every hand to win the game. Dial it back a little Blizzard. 

Yeah dude the absolute perfect one in a million chance  do or die everytime that seals every loss I take. I wish bli$$ would just say in plain English so even the stupid people who don’t believe it can understand it. Yeah games rigged. And stop trying to pretend this is a game of skill or a competitive thought provoking game. Because it is anything but that. and im fucking sick of people acting like it is. Those days are long gone. If you are stupid you will be carried. If you have a brain prepare to have to earn your wins. Because I sure as fuck have to earn mine.

I wonder how anyone can complain about Priest but turn around and play fucking rng mage. Every card is designed to be as random as possible. Oh, your opponent plays 3 evocation in one game and pulls lethal out of his ass after being outplayed? Fucking perfect mage.i have 2000 wins on mage but I dusted the entire class since this year. Absolute clown fiesta class, I xant stand it

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I wonder how anyone can complain about Priest but turn around and play fucking rng mage. Every card is designed to be as random as possible. Oh, your opponent plays 3 evocation in one game and pulls lethal out of his ass after being outplayed? Fucking perfect mage.i have 2000 wins on mage but I dusted the entire class since this year. Absolute clown fiesta class, I xant stand it

 Proud of you. Both of those classes are for people who can’t think nor want to. Problem is that’s basically every class now. 

Legend sure would be easy if Bli$$ would ever explain what it takes to get 11 stars bcuz it’s impossible for me to get it no matter how I end on ladder. Sure is fun to be one win away from legend then aww sorry you have to pay your dues! You can have a plus 10 on your opp but that’s ok they’ll top deck back to back cards to insta fuck you and kill you. Including leeroy! So much fun! And totally random not an ounce of fuckery!

The toxic diarrhea deck known as Cyclone Mage must be dealt with. It is simply insufferable to play against this deck. Freeze, freeze, freeze, sorcerer's apprentice, 100 discounts spells, cyclone mage, free 8/8 minion, evocation into more free shit, Solariam Prime for 5 random spells worth well over 20 mana, rinse and repeat. 

Once upon a time this game was based on the idea you had to design a deck and play your cards wisely - or at least with the knowledge that you would RUN OUT OF RESOURCES eventually if you were too greedy - and something called strategy was a part of how matches were decided. What happens with Cyclone Mage? SHIT OUT YOUR ENTIRE HAND EVERY TURN YOU CAN, because there is no downside, as you can simply reload and/or generate multiple random spells. This requires no forethought or intelligent decision making. 

The "design" that went into Cyclone Mage is embarrassingly bad. Delete this nonsense one and for all Blizzard. And while you're at it, try and come up with an idea that makes Druid playable but not broken. 

This site is the bane of the game.  All the kiddos sucking their own joystsick with thinking they are great.  Go love kibler as he is a magic tool that made his way here.  Sheep.  96% of you are sheep that don't know how to make a deck.

Nerf fucking bg heroes, so much fun when i get elise or shudderwock against all those "regulars" like ragnaros, jandice, yogg etc feels like playing with some stupid handicap

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The toxic diarrhea deck known as Cyclone Mage must be dealt with. It is simply insufferable to play against this deck. Freeze, freeze, freeze, sorcerer's apprentice, 100 discounts spells, cyclone mage, free 8/8 minion, evocation into more free shit, Solariam Prime for 5 random spells worth well over 20 mana, rinse and repeat. 

Once upon a time this game was based on the idea you had to design a deck and play your cards wisely - or at least with the knowledge that you would RUN OUT OF RESOURCES eventually if you were too greedy - and something called strategy was a part of how matches were decided. What happens with Cyclone Mage? SHIT OUT YOUR ENTIRE HAND EVERY TURN YOU CAN, because there is no downside, as you can simply reload and/or generate multiple random spells. This requires no forethought or intelligent decision making. 

The "design" that went into Cyclone Mage is embarrassingly bad. Delete this nonsense one and for all Blizzard. And while you're at it, try and come up with an idea that makes Druid playable but not broken. 

 

 That's because this game is trash - embarrassingly bad compared to any other digital card game...and not worth a dime of your real money.

The absolute worst thing about HS? The fact that you do not ever play against real opponents anymore. Why? Because Blizavision's profit model needs the money of the noobs, morons, and 5 years olds.

Which basically means you are never just playing real decks of your opponents but also playing against the Blizz Rng system....which is really just a second invisible "deck" that counters anything you are doing and is titled "discover/add". Its literally everywhere throughout HS, has access to any card in their library to make you lose and at any point of time in the game. 

Think Zephrys x100. And thats just scratching the surface of why this game is garbage.

The halloween even hyped me up so much since I'm an arena player and loved it last time. 
Problem is that I forgot 1 think: The insane amount of 'created by' cards and disgusting amount of insane common cards (which is good for normal but toxic in arena)

It's so fun to see an opponent just throw his cards on board 2x of what you throw down because you try to play smart and conservative, but they just keep generating new cards from every single card they play. 

At least make it so that cards don't only not discover/create copies of themselves, make it so that they can't create more cards that create more cards blizzard. Unless you want to dial back with the create card mechanic next expansion, because this is just asking for powercreep.

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The halloween even hyped me up so much since I'm an arena player and loved it last time. 
Problem is that I forgot 1 think: The insane amount of 'created by' cards and disgusting amount of insane common cards (which is good for normal but toxic in arena)

It's so fun to see an opponent just throw his cards on board 2x of what you throw down because you try to play smart and conservative, but they just keep generating new cards from every single card they play. 

At least make it so that cards don't only not discover/create copies of themselves, make it so that they can't create more cards that create more cards blizzard. Unless you want to dial back with the create card mechanic next expansion, because this is just asking for powercreep.

 This.

And thats exactly why this "game" is so unenjoyable and the very opposite of the definition of strategy. Which is the worst thing a game utilizing two decks can be about.

Why have and spend money on a card "collection when you'll get access to far more value from cheap discover and rng effects(and potenially multiples)? Very very stupid and its due to Blizz caring more about money than the players or building a legit community of fans.

When you lose or win its because of good rng....its nothing to usually due with the deck you or your opponent actually created....and it always due to some outside "random"(really artificial rng)

So you feel nothing either way other than how lucky someone was that game. You feel empty and end up wondering why this is even worth any time invested.

Back in beta and during the first few expansions...when you lost you were like "wow that was a close match...or I should have played differently, or I just need to add or remove this or that card...." etc etc.

Now it like "wow that person generated way more than me. Guess I lost, or wow he got x copies of that legendary mid game for discounted mana. Nothing I can do there...wow.." Over and over and over again. You only feel bad because of the wasted time you spent on nothing.

So Congrats Blizzard - HS is now a stupid, lame, expensive trash casino sim.

To all the spell mages and rez priests, kindly go fuck yourselves.

This meta is so BORING! That's all I see on ladder. Spell mages and Rez Priests. Do something else!