Hearthpwn

Today's cards on my hate list:

Libram of Hope

Argent Braggart

Devout Pupil

I have no idea why Argent Braggart costs 2 mana. Even if I'm ahead on board and I've been keeping tabs on their threats, they just play a huge swing turn where they play like two devout pupils and a libram of hope after pressuring me all game and my tempo deck is like "????".

i honestly thought weve found the hardest material in the world, you know...diamonds

buuuuut NOPE.... it's actually an avocado... from trader joe's

#themoreyouknow

I hate getting screwed by absurd RNG. I’m comfortably winning vs mage. He Renos. I rebuild board. Reno goes: Twisting Nether, Nagrand Slam, Blizzard...

I just want to get to platinum, that’s all. But nooooooo........

If you are going to make sure that priests always have Wave of Apathy in their hands when they draw Cabal Acolyte just make it one card. 

I rly hate what they've done to mage over the past expansions, its just pure clown fiesta 24/7. Everytime you're winning against mage they take away your agency playing Box/Solarian and puts the match in the hands of RNGessus, HOW IS THIS FUN?!

Mage has bad winrate cuz of it, playing against mage feels bad cuz of it, NO ONE IS HAPPY! WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THIS SHIT FOR MAGE??

I've never actually been clear on how Warrior is designed the way that it is. It has rush minions, can play for board, has tons of burst face damage, lots of card draw, can gain crap tons of armor has AoE removal, has hard removal and can literally run all of these things in the same deck. I literally don't get it.

Also the amount of decks that can do 27 burst damage by turn 5 at this point is so stupid.

Every day hearthstone makes me angrier, I have played 4 days in a row and I always lose because of the RNG. I always lose in standard and wild on both sides, casual and ladder. I can only play Battlegrounds and adventures because only there I can win.

I have a complaint about wild, when are you going to balance wild? The permanent meta of that shit almost never changes. Warlock needs a fucking nerf, the same brainless demon that he summons from his fucking hand and his head full of shit that does the same thing, I hate his double N'zoth and double Gul'Dan variations. It's the same deck from that kobol expansion.

Wild casual is not casual, just idiotic people who do netdecking and farm gold. They play meta decks casually, there is literally no more fun.

I hope that the new game mode can be played and that the old cards are viable because it seems that they never existed since no one has fun.

If the new mode is 2 vs 2 in wild with no rules, I have already lost hope about this game. It's basically the garbage in wild 2.0

I have never spent real money, most likely Blizzard hates me and they said "Don't let him win any games until he spends money"

Because they print cards if within a year 80% of each expansion will be garbage. Everything goes down the drain. What good is the collection if only people forget the cards when they go wild.

BUllshit rng this fkn game is rigged I am fkn selling my account this time fkn assholes what the fuck is this shit. Drawing double cards 6 times and all of them are support cards what the fuck not a single minion till turn 6. I just checked and yes I draw cards according to draw winrate smallest to highest lol just tell me concede instead of making me to play maybe huh blizzard ?

I am really looking for a way to sell account does anybody knows? 

the amount of times i have lost to godsent RNG after the expansion has came out is just unreal. Also every opponent I face and I mean every single fucking one has 2 of their best cards before he draws even half the deck. How the fuck is that even possible....

go do things that make you happy ppl. Fuck this nonsense addicting slot fiesta. Uninstalling finally after so many years. This is just too much.

Roll 4 turns on tavern 2 looking for pogos and not getting a single one... FML

This expansion honestly from a gameplay perspective has to be the absolute trashest and least fun I have ever experienced.

Yes, anyone with half a brain cell knows this game is rife with rng manipulation via excessive mana cheating, card sequencing, and absolutely insane discover rng....but its so bad now that even winning a standard match feels completely soulless. Its completely void of fun factor and is almost painful.

How could such an interesting game turn into such a clown fiesta devoid of anything enjoyable? Easy...game-ending mana cheating, rng, and discover effects dialed up to 3000...beyond game swinging levels. Team 5 or whomever is pulling the strings at Blizzard seriously needs to be fired.

I think the final nail in the coffin was Zephrys. The most strategy-exploitative RNG manipulative card ever provided. It sold out the last shreds of gameplay mechanics that kept HS playable...for pre-order and pack purchases but literally killed Hearthstone. Congrats you morons at Blizzard. Enjoy your quick cash for the short term while you hemorrhage respect and support from long-term fans. streamers, and the industry you asshats.

Dying from 3 level 6 pirates from a pirate ship is really fukin shitty...

Finally take control, 2/17 for my opp when they draw with one card in hand. Top deck game. 1/20 do or die for my opp. Top deck game. Plus 12 on my opp, top deck game. Can see this shit from a mile away. Play through all your opponents bullshit rng and they get fucked. Oh well you know top deck game. EVERY FUCKING TIME. If you open trash why keep playing? If you play thru it they’re just going to top deck game as soon as you stabilize. If rng goes against you once. Why keep playing? It’s not going to go your way. And they’re just going to discover or top deck game anyway.

Seriously, this game hates me lol. I have so much bad luck, 1st time I get a triple shifter Zerus at the BG and what do I get? Wrathweaver... ROFL

All games are won with cards that did not start in the deck, thats the main problem with this game.

Quote from LBM >>

All games are won with cards that did not start in the deck, thats the main problem with this game.

 One of many things that have destroyed this "strategy card game"

Guys I need some help building a deck. I just played an opponent that designed his deck so that he drew perfect cards on curve. I just drew worthless cards. The way he emoted he clearly put a lot of thought into his perfect draw deck. I need to follow that procedure. 

Wait a minute. The next game I drew perfect cards on curve and my opponent had no answers! I am awesome at this game!

Hang on. The next game I got slaughtered again holding useless cards. What am I doing wrong?

Why are all Mages pieces of shit. What is it about that class that attracts the piece of shit personality.