Hearthpwn

Just faced secret mage for the bazillionth time in wild.  I was going to stabilized the next turn with healing, but the opponent had zero cards in hand, and guess what they topdeck? Cloud Prince.  I had 5 hp and they already used their fireballs and one prince. 13 cards left in deck. So annoyingggg.

oh yeah. played 16 games today, 11 of them versus hunter. so much diversity, so much fun

Corona must have been created to wipe all aggro players, especially crackbabies called Facehunter.

Hi we’re bli$$ard. And we believe decks like quest mage are not a problem at all! You know the deck that completely personifies the trash game hearthstone has become? The deck that not only a retard, a brain dead person and an idiot can play. But net decking trash low iq who don’t even want to compete or even play the game because whether you play it wrong or not. The deck just plays itself! Don’t have the otk? Go all in and don’t win? That’s ok! Because you will also discover the perfect card! Just like our other utter failure of card design Zephyrs! If you can’t straight out win with this bullshit deck. It’s guaranteed you will be able to skate to victory with cards like ice block, ice barrier, and even counter spell! All those cards you didn’t even need to run in your deck! And because Hearthstone has the dumbest mechanic ever called “discover”. You don’t have to! Because you will be given these cards to bail you out! Every single time!

FFS can they nerf skipper already? 

Every player at diamond 5 it's some variation of warrior carried by that card and the fact that you can tutor that with a weapon and tutor the weapon with a spell.

 Every deck that wants to develop a board get fucked by that card...

I understand the new Xpac is coming out tomorrow and everyone wants to jerk off to their tier 1 & 2 decks one last time. But for the love of god can we please leave it off of causal. Theres no reason i should be playing against netdeck Highlander Mage & Hunter, Totem Shaman and Murloc Pally in causal. Are u that bad at the game or that scared that you cant play these brain dead netdecks that literally pilot themselves on ladder. Stop ruining other people's experience because you dont know the definition of homebrew 

Boooooring.........allmost every game is against fucking Murloc Pala or Libram Pala

98 packs opened, 4 legendaries. extremely sad about the experience

85 packs, 2 legendaries...

I’m done

I'm so motherfucking of sick of this card!!!

SO I NERFED HIS BITCH ASS.

Helloooooo people......in case you didn't know yet.....

THERE IS A NEW EXPANSION......YOU CAN PLAY WITH NEW CARDS/DECKS 

Fucking retards keep playing the same old decks

IM FUCKING DONE, IVE NEVER BEEN FED UP WITH THIS GAME SO MUCH

I LITERALLY KEPT ALL MY GOLD SINCE LAST EXPANSION, I COLLECTED 7300 GOLD. IT ENDED UP I GOT 79 PACKS. I GOT A LEGEND IN A 7TH PACK (A LEGEND IN FIRST 10 PACKS IS GUARANTEED) AND FROM 72 PACKS LEFT I GOT ONLY 2 LEGENDS, WHICH MEANS ONE PER 36 PACKS!!!!! IM SICK OF THIS STUPID BLIZZARD BULLSHIT, I HAVENT OPENED A SINGLE PACK AND PLAYED QUESTS EVERYDAY JUST FOR SUCH A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. PEOPLE GET A LEGEND EVERY 10-15 PACKS AND I GOT ONE EVERY 36, IM FUCKING DONE,

JUST TO BE CLEAR, IVE HAD A REALLY SIMILIAR SITUATIONS SINCE TWO LAST EXPANSIONS AND EVERYTIME I PROMISED MYSELF TO UNINSTALL THIS SHITTY PARODY OF A GAME BUT I KEPT HOPING ITS GONNA BE BETTER, AND WELP IT GOT SHITTIER EVERY TIME AND NOW IM DONE, BG BLIZZARD, HOPE U GO BANKRUPT

FCKING PRIEST WITH FCKING MIRROR SOUL!!!!!! 

1st priest: Used agaist board with Ace Hunter Kreen and after his attack had both -1 HP and the 3rd minion (was only 3 on board) still had immune.... ok, fck you

2nd priest: Same story, 3 minions, the 1st is with Cleave (attack adjafckyou mninons) and after my 2nd minion died his 2nd just stand... WHAT? WHY DONT ATTACK THE FCKING DEAD BODY?????? 

`WHAT FUCKINGH RETARD DESIGNED THE DRUID CARDS a 5/4 with stealth that draws 2 cards when it attacks, this game has become such a powercreep joke.

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IM FUCKING DONE, IVE NEVER BEEN FED UP WITH THIS GAME SO MUCH

I LITERALLY KEPT ALL MY GOLD SINCE LAST EXPANSION, I COLLECTED 7300 GOLD. IT ENDED UP I GOT 79 PACKS. I GOT A LEGEND IN A 7TH PACK (A LEGEND IN FIRST 10 PACKS IS GUARANTEED) AND FROM 72 PACKS LEFT I GOT ONLY 2 LEGENDS, WHICH MEANS ONE PER 36 PACKS!!!!! IM SICK OF THIS STUPID BLIZZARD BULLSHIT, I HAVENT OPENED A SINGLE PACK AND PLAYED QUESTS EVERYDAY JUST FOR SUCH A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. PEOPLE GET A LEGEND EVERY 10-15 PACKS AND I GOT ONE EVERY 36, IM FUCKING DONE,

JUST TO BE CLEAR, IVE HAD A REALLY SIMILIAR SITUATIONS SINCE TWO LAST EXPANSIONS AND EVERYTIME I PROMISED MYSELF TO UNINSTALL THIS SHITTY PARODY OF A GAME BUT I KEPT HOPING ITS GONNA BE BETTER, AND WELP IT GOT SHITTIER EVERY TIME AND NOW IM DONE, BG BLIZZARD, HOPE U GO BANKRUPT

 You can never leave this game, you're trapped into Blizzards madness.

See you tomorrow ingame!

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Quote from iGorGplayinG >>

IM FUCKING DONE, IVE NEVER BEEN FED UP WITH THIS GAME SO MUCH

I LITERALLY KEPT ALL MY GOLD SINCE LAST EXPANSION, I COLLECTED 7300 GOLD. IT ENDED UP I GOT 79 PACKS. I GOT A LEGEND IN A 7TH PACK (A LEGEND IN FIRST 10 PACKS IS GUARANTEED) AND FROM 72 PACKS LEFT I GOT ONLY 2 LEGENDS, WHICH MEANS ONE PER 36 PACKS!!!!! IM SICK OF THIS STUPID BLIZZARD BULLSHIT, I HAVENT OPENED A SINGLE PACK AND PLAYED QUESTS EVERYDAY JUST FOR SUCH A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. PEOPLE GET A LEGEND EVERY 10-15 PACKS AND I GOT ONE EVERY 36, IM FUCKING DONE,

JUST TO BE CLEAR, IVE HAD A REALLY SIMILIAR SITUATIONS SINCE TWO LAST EXPANSIONS AND EVERYTIME I PROMISED MYSELF TO UNINSTALL THIS SHITTY PARODY OF A GAME BUT I KEPT HOPING ITS GONNA BE BETTER, AND WELP IT GOT SHITTIER EVERY TIME AND NOW IM DONE, BG BLIZZARD, HOPE U GO BANKRUPT

 You can never leave this game, you're trapped into Blizzards madness.

See you tomorrow ingame!

Hearthstone is much more addictive than casino slot machines, so yeah... XD

I'm beginning to wonder if Blizzard even play test this game what so ever. What the fuck even is Druid?

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I'm beginning to wonder if Blizzard even play test this game what so ever. What the fuck even is Druid?

They test the game, but only to know how many people will complain about it and continue spending time and/or money on it. The bastards... XD

Playing wild with my buffadin deck, including a few changes from Scholo. First match? 100% standard Galakrond zoo lock.

I hate standard decks in wild in general... but at least this one is from like a rotation or two ago? So that makes it slightly better? /shrug

Edit: game 2 = 100% standard demon hunter (though to be fair, there are very few demon hunter decks in wild that actually take advantage of wild cards). First day of the new expansion, and in wild I'm getting *standard* and *no Scholo cards*. /facepalm

Edit 2: omg, the fucking noob actually won. I'm so angry with that game. First I draw like shit - he does too, though he's also playing some bad cards and making some bad choices (non-outcast silence on a 4/6 taunt... to remove the taunt... when he doesn't even have anything to attack with?). He plays Fel Summoner (8/3 for 6, deathrattle = summon a demon), despite playing some low cost demons - and of course he hits an 8 drop with it. Worst of all though? He plays out his hand, and to this point in the game he's only played singletons - so I figure he's highlander, and one of the reasons he's chosen bad cards is because he doesn't have enough good singletons for the deck. So against his mostly swarmish board, I play an Acoltye of Pain, buff it with Spikeridged Steed, and a Libram of Wisdom (pretty much the only real choice).

He topdecks his first duplicate card of the game. The fucking outcast silence card. The. Fucking. Outcast. Silence. Card. Of all the cards in all his deck to finally reveal he had duplicates. It was the one that basically did about 8 mana worth of effect, for 1. This from a player that didn't mulligan at all, yet more or less only hero powered for the first few turns. *saaaaalt*