Hearthpwn

this guy needs a taunt or he dies and he brightwings into fucking rafaam are you serious

So I've started a few threads with really low view to reply ratios, and i see salty threads with really high ratios, and now i'm salty that other people are salty. Seriously, 1/50 people reply to this one salt thread and my weekly competition threads often get close to a 1/200 ratio. 
WHY. ARE. SALTY. THREADS. SO. POPULAR.

Seriously people....It's Demon Hunter.......what in the hell do you actually have to think about? One of the worst parts of this game is having to sit and watch people plod through obvious turns like they are conducting brain surgery.

Is it really that hard to practice your deck vs. AI until you know it inside out before going live with it? I'm just trying to bang out this morning quest so I can go ahead with the rest of my day, and most of my opponents a dumber than a bag of hammers.

Only relevant choice in Hearthstone is choosing Hunter class to play.

I am so tired of all these noobs crying about OP classes. I went D5 to legend and kept playing on legend with Pala, DH, Priest, Warrior and Hunter.
With all of these classes, I have (only in legend (and the D5 climb (which was only Hunter/DH) coz it was the fastest) a min 60% wr, with most even 70%.  I guess that changes once I reach rank 1-1000, but it so many people here pilot bad decks, or play their netdecks like shit. And then they complain.

One more salt: Under every released Pala card I read ("UHHH Blizz kills Pala what is this QQ"). I am very certain that there will be an aggro/midrange pala that is crushing so many other classes. I mean by now, Pala is already way stronger than most think. But that double divine shield minion and the epic are both great tempo swings to make that turn 3/4 less awkward against decks who have early AOE against aggro

Let me just reassure the masses. There is no such thing as a meta in Wild casual. The idiot boxes love and continue to play some version of Big/Resurrect Priest there (8 of 10 games so far this morning). Now my dilemma is do I play them with one of my many wild decks or do I take the free gold and just OTK them?

I just can't imagine wanting to grind casual with one of the slowest, counteractive decks there is in the game. All these flavors of Wild Hearthstone and Ya'll choose vanilla.

yesterday it was full of paladin and priest today it is full of mage and rogue I don't know what is going on.

Can't have my fucking weapon on curve ONCE to save my fucking life. And when it's the mirror, they coin it out. I hate this fucking game, bloody hell.

I'm planning on including Imprisoned Gan'arg in my theorycraft SA deck so I'm just here complaining in advance.

90% of Wild ladder around Ranks 3-1 is three decks right now: Discardlock, Secret Mage, and Raza Priest.

I don't mind losing, but it's just boring as shit. Slow clap to all of you who play these decks. Good times...

It's uncanny, as soon as I hit 2 star win streak, I can be certain to bump into a direct deck that counters mine, it's happened 7 times in a row between yesterday and today. 3 stars on rank 6? You'll have raza be your last card and anduin the third to last against a jade druid. Oh, you back on 3 stars? You'll have anduin be the very last card against rez priest. Four fucking times one game away from "promotion" only to have this bullshite happen and knock me back 2-3 stars before climbing back up...variance and all that but it's so fucking annoying.

Game crashed at 22 minutes against a priest, i was on the winning side (rogue).

Relogged and ended up in the main menu, like what ? lol

Lost a control matchup because Amazing Reno decided to cast Astral Communion

everybody plays hunter and me trying to play self made deck. This is why I don't like ranked in order to counter hunter I have to play murloc paladin so literally game forces me to play meta.

Control Priests and Mages who constantly rope are sociopaths.

REALLY BLIZZARD!!!!

Only 1 Legendary in 55 packs!!!!

Go FUCK yourself!!!!

thanks game, being 1 turn away from winning, suddenly disconnect

'can't reconnect to your game' error

but my internet's fine, really actiblizz?

and then battle.net is completely busted for an hour while i'm watching youtube in the meantime

fucktards...

Just remove murlocs from battlegrounds, I am so tired of this crap "who will high roll better murlocs" game. 

I fucking *hate* bads leaning on strong cards/classes, as well as the bad draws of their opponents, to get a win.

Just played against a freaking awful tempo/aggro DH - coins out that 3/2 pseudo-scry on turn 1, with turn 2 hero power. Fucking awful. I can't punish because after mulligan I still have no plays until turn 3. Then on turn 5 he plays out the 6 1/1 rushes... and doesn't attack into my 4/5. Clearly, he has the 3/1 on-death-deal-3-damage guy in hand (he played one earlier to do 3 damage to face, woo). Unfortunately, I don't have Holy Ripple, so I flood the board to soak the damage but can't punish the monumental misplay.

Oh, and this absolute dumbass played Altruis on turn 4, with nothing to outcast, against a 3/2 minion.

And yet, I lose - he plays literally every card in hand and gets exact lethal, while I never recover from the awful start.