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 Netdecks in ranked, netdecks in casual. Does anyone actually play unique decks or is everyone glued to HSreplay constantly refreshing the site and jerking off to every little meta change?????

Deck doesn't matter. You may win a few games until the system adjusts to your card selection. Then it is back to the 50% win rate that we all enjoy. 

Still churning out the same garbage even if its been absolutely proved wrong, good grief you sound like a stuck record, here is something more realistic

 

 

 I love how some people take it so personally when it is pointed out that the RNG in the game is not random. It is also curious how this "absolute proof" is never revealed. It's not a personal attack man. I am sure that you are an amazing Hearthstone player. I myself am very proficient at flipping coins. We all have talents. 

ZTG reads the board and determines the best card to play. But you're right - there is no way that Blizzard would ever use that programming model anywhere but for that card. (Cue eye roll...)

This is easily my favourite brawl overall, but it's started fucking poorly. XD

First two opponents are hunters.

Opponent 1 - I'm winning for the most part. Then they get Rat Pack; one of the best cards in this brawl (2 mana 6/6, more or less). Such skill!

Opponent 2 - they get 4 mana on turn 1, and get Unpowered Steambot as an offering (0/9 taunt in a normal game wouldn't be too exciting; on turn 1 in a game mode where you have a couple buff cards floating through your deck? Very good. Turn 2 I actually get 4 mana - but my best offering was literally Arcane Missiles.

And now I'm up against a demon hunter, who has one of the best anti-chicken hero powers. FML - my fault I guess for trying to do a daily in my favourite brawl.

Edit: beat the DH, so that was good, then rolled a shaman after it. Rogue opponent after that gets Hobgoblin pretty early on - another one of those super good cards for this brawl (makes chickens 3/3 for 1). I still love this brawl overall (it's what got me into Dominion, one of my favourite board games), but damn does it feel bad when your opponent spikes like that.

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if you wanna hate your life, create a new account and play apprentice ladder

out of like 30 games (until i couldn't take it anymore)...26(!) were demon hunters

much fun, much wow (not broken there whatsoever, nonono) don't even bother playing another class there

 Haha, i'm ranking a alt account, i'm suffering too. Started 3 hours ago, currently rank 29.. almost thereeeee

Haven't played this shitty game since since DH release, come back and it's still demon hunter spam, just as busted as before. If it's not DH spam it's still netdecked lackey shit, and lucky AF rogues with DQAlex in every deck. What a fun game this has become. Good way to solve netdecking blizzard make highlander cards so busted every deck has them as autoincludes whether they're actually highlander or not, that'll encourage new deckbuilding ideas. Came back just to play gonk druid since it's the only deck in this game i have ever had massive enjoyment playing, and i can't find a list that isn't braindead Aviana Kun combos like we're back in KFT. Do people genuinely think aviana kun combos are innovative in THE CURRENT YEAR. Because they're not. You can combo with so much more now. Witching hour, imprisoned satyr/florist, kaelthas, frizz(for maly), you don't need this clunky shit anymore. "But clawz161 aren't satyr florist turns unreliable and that's why people had to run floop in case it whiffed?" Well my friend in the words of dearly departed BILLY MAYS "WELL NOT ANYMORE!" Welcome to the future friend, we have technology now, spell druid is a thing. You don't even need to run more minions than you need for your combo anymore. You can run a deck with just florist and malygos and it will work out with the amount of removal, taunt, and stall in the game now. Freeze mage used to have a monopoly on that shit but now it's free real estate, get you some.

I should probably just disregard the salt because I won the match-up but getting to the win was quite the frustrating experience.

Control Warrior (Me) vs Mana Cyclone/Giant Mage (Them)

The Salt: From the moment I had a minion on board (My Turn 5/Their Turn 6) they were able to freeze either my entire board or every legit threat at the very least. I've never seen a game with so many Blizzard, Frost Nova and Ray of Frost being cast.

^ This lasted until we both entered fatigue but 30 Health + 40 Armor and them with no cards/board sealed the game in my favor.

Demon hunter is the most boring class to play! Prove me wrong

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Completely unplayable by now. 6 games, 6 ress priests, some with active roping. Yea. Fun fun fun fun fun fun.

 I call bullshit on this one

Is it just me, or do they need to slow Battlegrounds down a bit?

While this game was atypical, I find most games end at around 15 or so, which is really very fast compared to when it first came out.

This game - down to 2 players by the end of round 11. Winner by round 13 (admittedly, high roll - tier 1 hero Hooktusk getting a double Kalec build by turn 12). Way too fast. Anybody that didn't spike nearly as hard as that has no chance to have developed a late game build, even if they're in second place (not saying that anyone would've beaten that, especially in a non-murlocs game).

Edit: this last game was super frustrating. Just fell into dragons as it's what was presented to me early; combined with no other players seeming to be going that tribe. Not only do I not get a single triple the whole game, but on turn 10, I literally spent 10 gold searching for a triple or a Razorgore (with a pair of 2 and 3 star dragons already), to no avail. I'd get that if there were other dragons players, but even at that late stage, I was the only one. Sometimes the game just hates you (though still not as bad as a couple games ago where I literally got offered four tier 4 heroes).

Fuck you Blizzard, wtf is this. Nat Pagle, Extreme Angler summon 2 The Tide Razor, and I'm ded. Fuck your pirates update it's fucking bulshit. He do to me, like ~30 dmg...

What's wrong with those cunts playing metadecks in casual!!!??!!

Go play ladder then you FU..SSSSS

I'm so angry at Hearthstone in general. They had the time to carry the fun and performance to peak levels during this pandemic whilst everyone were just sitting at home. I mean the ''fire festival'' should have some interesting awards or the adventure should've some new cards that would fix the screwed up meta. They could have turn this crisis into a crazy-fun hearthstone party with some new content. Was that so hard Blizz?

But look what they have done instead... actually don't.. you probably won't see anything except the repeating-nerfs. 

Fucking hate Battlegrounds some times. As I always say, wish I didn't enjoy it when I high rolled, because the low rolls fucking suck ass.

Latest game: end up playing top placed player 3 times in 9 rounds. First time: round 3, they've managed to get TWO RAT PACKS with their first tier 2 freeroll (and had Tidecaller - best turn 1 - to end up with a 2/1 and 2 Rat Packs).

Second time - they'd just goldened the Rat Pack and picked up something with it. Meanwhile, as the only pirate player I haven't gotten a single golden yet.

Third and final round - they'd just goldened another minion, and picked up a Ghastcoiler.

Yeah, fucking bullshit RNG right there. Pretty much the only redeeming factor is that all this happened on off-tribe turns - getting two 3/4 Rat Packs on turn 3 would've been unforgivably OP.

Edit: were the team that signed off on some of the new heroes - mainly Eudora and Hooktusk - fucking high? Eudora is bad enough with the capability of high rolling into absurdity (just played one that had rolled golden Parrot), but Hooktusk is beyond absurd. Zero cost to have a last chance dance on a minion you're about to sell anyway, and it's a freaking discover instead of a random minion? Jesus Christ.

Edit 2: latest game - took Deathwing as the best option out of the lot (he's tier 2? Tier 3? Not terrible, but I really don't enjoy the playstyle). Anyway, had to freaking rip and claw my way to third spot, which I only managed to get (over fourth) when I attacked first, into Eudora's lone Goldrinn, turning off their golden Macaw. Top 2 players? Aforementioned Eudora, with the complete deathrattle beast build including a Cave Hydra and, as mentioned, a golden Parrot (which they seemed to have gotten off their hero power). Other opponent? Hooktusk, with Brann DS/poison murlocs and a golden Goldgrubber, as if the perfect murloc team wasn't enough.

Anyone who doesn't think those heroes are too strong need to get their head out of their ass.

Rigged pos game standard, wild, and battlegrounds. You know it’s funny that it’s always impossible to get first and it’s infinitely second for me cuz oh im just a bad player. Beat someone’s ass before top two to one but damn right he has to win four games in a row to win and of course he does. Doesn’t matter if you built something immensely better. The battle rng which of course has absolutely no rhyme or reason just 100 percent goes his way four games in a row. Taking lines that should never happen. Oh look second place despite the odds 1000 percent in my favor. Wow such a fun game. It’s ok guys just look at those streamers with 10000 plus mmr. You can be just like them if you try hard enough. And by trying hard enough I take it you mean suck the company dick so their account has rigged rng right Bli$$? Fuck you you sack of shit husk of a company that survives on your monopoly and name only now.

I would seriously like to know how do people repeatedly play raza on 5 and anduin on 8 when in my last 15 games, they were bottom 8 in every single one, with two of those games where they were both bottom 3. Good grief.

Fuck

Seeing all those Razakus Priests makes me miss Big Priest.

At least I could try and counter their plays in any other way than "just aggro it"

People playing Ress Priest (wild) in casual mode, when i'm playing a fun meme deck..

such pathetic human beings lol..  

Ladder anxiety at its finest... like what's the point of playing an OP deck in casual mode.

Man I hate people who take 40 seconds to hero power

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People playing Ress Priest (wild) in casual mode, when i'm playing a fun meme deck..

such pathetic human beings lol..  

Ladder anxiety at its finest... like what's the point of playing an OP deck in casual mode.

 Play otk ?

Also, I've been playing on Asia and for some reason the game closes itself at the end of each match. That's very annoying.