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On today's version of things I hate about HS.......

Mill players. Absolute pieces of trash.

Eurghhhhh Highlander stuff is really boring. Can't wait for this shit to rotate out. 

Playing Pure Paladin, losing 3 Games in a row

1 ) vs a Rogue who wins with Dragobane, Waxadred from Draconic Lackey and countless other "created by" cards

2) vs a Highlander Hunter who was losing, then heals himself with Nozari, then replayed my libram of hope and libram of justice with Murozond

3) vs a Mage who changed the board with box of yogg, solarium prime, cleared the board with created deathwing and fills his deck with ysera unleashed

so i lost to a rogue killing me with a hunter legendary, to a hunter killing me with a Paladin and a Priest Legendaray and to a Mage killing me with a Druid Legendary.

deleted my blizzard account afterwards, so i'm just here to say goodbye :)

Yes and it's like this game after game. Strategy and smart plays mean nothing versus rng in this sad game.

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Yes and it's like this game after game. Strategy and smart plays mean nothing versus rng in this sad game.

 Because there is nothing random about the RNG in this game. Every aspect if the game is manipulated by the system. The outcomes are predetermined. You don't play this game - you watch it. 

They have not yet made the game even remotely creative. It's perfect card after perfect card. Battleground lethals are almost always the exact number required. There is never a point when you are thinking "I don't know how this is going to end". There aren't any surprises. 

completely stopped caring about battlegrounds mode, just pretending it doesn't exist. feels great

definitely don't need a mode where the outcome is even more random and predetermined than the actual game

stupid crap ass mode, i rather play ranked... as much of the ridiculousness that this one is, but hey, still better than battlegrounds

that's quite an astonishing feat

Could I not meet DH and Hunter 80% of time? DH got nerfed 4 times and still is the most powerful and popular one... sigh

Ugh. I basically haven't touched standard this month - because standard is garbage - but end up playing priest for some dailies today. So rn I'm at bronze-fucking-4 - and I come up against tier demon hunter. On the 28th of the month.

To make matters worse, it isn't even a bad matchup for this deck (tempo early game into control late game, leaning mostly on Gala to give card advantage). Just have trouble winning that matchup when they have a complete list and I don't draw any of my sweepers. And of course the coward won't accept the friend request so I can ask him why he's in bronze with tier demon hunter with 2 days left in the month. If he's legit just going for a last minute ladder, no problem, but I suspect it's a silver smurf.

Really though, I just fucking hate the class they decided to introduce. Freaking devs hey. "Let's make a class that's still tier 1 after 3 or 4 nerfs, and make it so accessible that just about every new player has the complete list!".

Yeah.....let me reiterate my sentiments from a few days ago.

If you are a mill player, you are an absolute piece of trash. Out of all the play styles, milling is the absolute most piece of trash way to win. 

Too bad their isn't  chat system where a mill player can inform their opponent before hand the mill player is a douche bag. You can't really use the friends list, because most mill players don't have any.

Not only did I disconnect just waiting for my opponents turn to end(shockingly with this garbage internet that I am being forced to use never managed to resume game) when I had a zero-cost maligns and the rest of my combo ready(both my eviscerate's and shadow dagger were drawn early on and thus not discounted in anyway so I couldn't combo him that very Gala pop) and 6/6 + 8/8 body for next turn against a Valeera with 20 health whose only plays on their turn, at least what I saw before I dc'd, was Hanar, one taunt lackey, heist baron + 3 coins since they out of mana into wand....then my game dies.....every day so far in hell

This is made even worse by the fact that they are a GOLDEN valeera using a HORDE card back.....just the lore inaccuracy was going to make me try and add so I could insult his poor choice for a card back regardless if I lost(which was unlucky unless he was God himself) or won, now I won't ever get the chance :(

no longer losing to lack of skill since being brought to hell sucks so much 

Blizzard is on their bullshit today. Win one. Lose two to decks that own yours.

Even in arena one isn't safe from hearthstone ever-present discover bullshit. Druid into emerald explorer into ysera (of fucking course) which, with plenty of cards left in his deck and he not having a sliver of card draw, drew him an onyxia, a nozdormu, the 5/3 divine shield rush and a queen alex within the next two turns. He'd played like shit and had no board presence up to that point but hey random to the fucking rescue. So bloody annoying.

For some reason I've been enjoying Battlegrounds again, but runs like this threaten to derail it.

Round 1: Yogg (so same minion quality as me except +1/+1)
Round 2: Rafaam (so almost always staying on 1 and thus having an extra minion)
Round 3: AFK (so biggest power spike)
Round 4: Deryl (a couple extra stats but not as bad as the other 4)
Round 5: Eudora (so, unless she gets a turn 1 token, likely first golden minion off her power)

Not fun times to get 4/5 very low rolls like that >.<

Edit: ha! Guess I should save my salt for post match. While those first 5 rounds put me down to 20-something, I actually ended up winning. Playing as Kragg with a murloc build, managing to hold on until turn 10 to get a big T5 boost, and while not getting Brann until a turn or two later, getting two Megasaurs which resulted in singular battlecries... of divine shield, then poisonous. So I guess that bad luck at the start got outweighed by the good luck of turn 10.

Edit 2: I will say, though, that I still find Zerus to be a really bad inclusion in the game mode. There's enough high and low rolling already that they don't need a card that can be so obnoxious due to how high it can roll (literally capable of tier 6 on tier 2). Yes, I get that on average it'll low roll, but not only can it roll insanely high, but you can also reroll it if it's too low for your liking. A 3 coin investment just sitting in your hand, but at least you aren't resigned to that bad outcome if it happens. Getting a key T5 or T6 unit at T3 (usually when Zerus highrolls) can set in motion the events that determine the rest of the game.

Yeah, I bet the code behind that RNG stuff is beyond bad. FIve times the same generated card, "RNG" my ass.

Also, game as Mage, RNG fucks me hard. Game against Mage, perfect RNG from lietrally every RNG effect.
Rigged shitgame. Don't criticise bliuzz or your account is fucked. Freedom people, go delete them pls.

It's hard to imagine in this current meta that my current losing streak is because everyone is running a hard counter to my deck? I understand variance, but holy crap. This is ridiculous.

And people wonder why they say Blizzard has the game rigged.

I keep telling myself that RNG happens and you get bad draw and good draw but my god.

I'm getting destroyed by 10/10 box followed by 10/10 boxes followed by perfect draw spell druids.

Zep and alex make reno deck the most garbage shit ever. Might as well change zep's name to "win the game"

Priest is the worst class, I wish every one of them priest players hit a toe in the next 30 minutes.

Is there actually MMR before you lose all your bonus stars? Bronze seems to be a crapshoot.

I didn't even make silver in standard last month (played almost entirely wild - got to like bronze 2 from the few standard games I played with Galapriest hard control), yet get matched up against a complete T1 tempo DH list. So something that would probably be T4 at best, against T1 - seems legit. XD Never mind that demon hunter is just a super obnoxious class to play/play against - for the most part, it doesn't require any thought, just dump out your high tempo hand and hope for some timely outcasts.

I honestly would've preferred it if Blizz's way to lure in new players was to make all classes have some competitive viability with very budget decks - as opposed to giving all new players a super high powered class, so that's what we're largely stuck playing against.

Edit: ha, at least a lot of them are pathetically bad. Never mind the newbies that, for some reason, queue into wild with a 100% standard deck (where it'd almost certainly have a lower winrate than in the standard queue), but this latest opponent coined out that Feywing Blade (2 mana 1/2 weapon that spawns two 1/1s), and hit face with one of the charges, then revealed on turn 2 that they had Battlefiend in hand, which would've made for a much better, non-coin turn 1 play. But then they also played post-nerf Aldrachi Blades, so /shrug.

Also, 3 out of 4 daily games today against demon hunters. What a fucking plague. XD

Wow Bli$$ sure is fun starting the season 0-5 to bs spoon fed answer after answer after answer to I have the perfect card every turn. Hearthstone is such a fun fucking game!