Hearthpwn

draw half my deck in 6 turns

no defile no hellfire

my fault because im bad and i deserve to lose

Just played against a Mage in Arena with 2x Cabalists Tome

He got 4!!! Iceblocks from them

Still managed to win, but i´m so happy when this shit card is gone

who wants to flip some fucking coins because legend mirrors take zero skill.

fuck quest mage.  zero skill bullshit.

Nothing but full retard mode aggro spell mages in the dumpster dumpster ranks (12-15)...

anyone else immediately tilted if the warlock has the nemsy portrait?

no problem i can UI up to 10 cards.  there's literally only 1 card out of 14 i don't want to mill.

oh.  that one.  my second copy of jade idol.  that just got fucking milled.

Now i am about to uninstall the game definetly.
A SECRET MAGE THAT RUNS 2 Dirty Rat??AND BOTH OF THEM PULLED OUT FROM MY HAND ANEater of Secrets!!!!!!!!AND I HAD 4 MINIONS BOTH TIMES IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????????????ONE ON A MILLION SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME?????????

Here I am again, SUPER saltly as for the last hour every opponent seems to ALWAYS have the exact counter they need on-demand. Turn 1, sure, Turn 2 every time, Turn 3- whatever. Board clears, single target removal, taunt... whatever would exactly counter me... thats what gets played. Seriously there are 30 cards in the deck and we only start with 3-4 random ones...how HOW can my oppenents get EXACTLY what they need EVERYTIME while my most helpful cards are at the bottom of my deck. Just not having a great morning

I stopped playing ranked because every. single. player. I encountered was playing the exact same spiteful priest. I am sick of netherspite into drakonid and archivist into amber into gruul combos. I am surprised how that deck is still that much popular, seeing how not many people talk about it here.

Lmao made an auto-fill warlock deck to complete Use Your Hero Power 30 Times quest and first two decks I face in wild casual were meta tier-1 deck. Control warlock and Dude Paladin. I was not mad until I saw them really trying hard to beat me, an auto-fill warlock who only taps his hero power. I didn't even play a minion or spell lol. I added one of them to ask why but he didn't accept. 

Quote from Tilbs_11 >>

20 games, 20 GAMMMEEESSSS!!!!!! Just to get 1 win in tavern brawl, get absolutelty bent over by the constant hunter swarm combo but when I use it I get beat by the same mech mage combo I used it just doesn’t make sense. And the amount of times I get the legendary that summons a random weapon and it’s always one that deals double damage to my hero is stupidly infuriating just to  get 3 puney packs 

So sick of getting back to back 'random' opponents. Occasionally would be fine but its more often than naught and its getting REALLY dull.

Can't wait for Jade Idol and Potion of Madness to rotate out. Bane of my fucking existance.

I have a semi-salt to add. I got 360 dust out of 9 Tavern Brawl packs. The very exact minimum, 120 on each server. Now, I'm more than happy we got three packs to begin with, but man, what are the chances to have nine 40 dust decks...

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When you're playing someone, and have lethal, just kill them maybe  Why rope and play every card you have when clearly the last one you used would have been just fine.  What's the point?

Fuck Potion of Madness in particular.

Quote from Ignjatije >>

I have a semi-salt to add. I got 360 dust out of 9 Tavern Brawl packs. The very exact minimum, 120 on each server. Now, I'm more than happy we got three packs to begin with, but man, what are the chances to have nine 40 dust decks...

Quote from latinvampire >>

When you're playing someone, and have lethal, just kill them maybe  Why rope and play every card you have when clearly the last one you used would have been just fine.  What's the point?

 

I do that myself sometimes(not that I'm proud of it in any way), but only when I face someone who BMed me the entire game or when I play against a Mill deck. 

 

Aggro paladins need to fucking die.  How does it even feel good to climb when absolutely no thought goes into your plays?  My grandmother with dementia could successfully play murloc/aggro paladin.  Don't you want at least a little bit of a challenge?  Don't you feel some sense of shame playing the easiest deck to climb with but you're still stuck at rank 5 or below this late in the season?

Considering paladin is supposed to be such a holy class, these fuckers need to go to church and find jesus and redeem themselves from having sold their souls to satan (in the form of a murloc).