Hearthpwn

Fuck secret mage in wild. 

Still waiting for the first day, where Yogg's Puzzlebox either:
1st: Does NOT fuck me ONCE. The amount of times I got "Evocation" first, only to be followed by "Draw 12 cards".
The amount of times it just built up a huge ass board for me, only to "Plague of death" it all away with the very last card.

2nd: When my opponent plays it, to harm him EVEN A LITTLE. My opponents always get the biggest and best puzzlebox possible, not a single overdraw, all damages go to me and my minions, no overload, no nothing that's even slightly bad for them.

GOSH. One more such game and I'll remove it out of every mage deck. I've really lost patience with this piece of "I always fuck you up, while helping your opponents 100% of the time" card.

Also: 16 out of my 30 cards are under or at 5 mana. How comes EVERYTIME I face one of those stupid DH's, I only draw 6- to 10 cost cards and am dead by turn 5?! Holy shit.
Just lost 4 games in a row due to that or the fucking useless puzzle box.
(Not at all due to lack of skill, duh. I know that. I suck. But being bad at the game AND having bad RNG luck is not improving my mood by an inch.)

This morning I'm playing gala priest against a DH. I feel I'm doing everything right, saving my board clears for the optimal moment. I even manage to switch to offence quite early, so soon I've got a 6/10 and a 4/6 (both lifesteal), he's on 3 life, with 3 cards in hand. I'm on full life, 8 cards in hand. I'm figuring this is pretty much a win.

I don't even know what happened next, he dropped Altruis and proceeded to clear my board. A turn later Suddenly he has four minions and I'm on less than half life. 

People keep complaining about Zeph but Altruis is absolutely ridiculous. No tempo / aggro deck should have such a powerful recovery tool. 

today rng fucks me again seriously wtf a lottery winning probability started to happen continuously FUCK THIS SHIT

Quote from AlbinoVersus >>

I'm super mad even though I've won every single one of those games:
WTF is ressurrect priest. Like is there even a chance for them to actually win?
Never did I lose to them, BUT I HATE THOSE GAMES. They are just playing it to annoy the living shit out of you.
Oh, LOOK, another 4 Convincing Infiltrators, after the 17 others you already had to deal with.
Oh, you had polymorph, so I cannot ress them infiltrators? Have fun with 17 Karthut defenders and 3 catrinas making sure they keep spawning 24/7.

You finally managed to build up a board to deal with the amount of shit I am going to throw at you? Nope, soul mirror go BRRR.

Fucking hell, what an annoying deck. Honestly, why would some1 play this shit? In 9 out of 10 games they deal 0 dmg to me in the whole freaking game, unfortunately those games always take 40minutes because they rope every single turn. "Do I play convincing infiltrator or another karthut defender? GAME CHANGING DECISIONS TO BE MADE HERE".

GOSH! I'd rather lose to demon hunter than play and win against those decks.

 rez priests are the real cancer of HS, the smelly guys who never had a chance in life nor did they create one whether it's socializing or going out with a girl.

Is there a special contest Blizz is having for people who play the most Priest games on casual or something?  I think I've played 10 - 12 games at work over the past couple of days and 9 or 10 of them have been against Gala Priest.

Look, if you're a sadist who hates their life so much you feel the need to bring everyone down to your emotional level then that's fine but do that shit on your own time in ranked.  Casual mode is for people on their lunch break at work or taking a dump at home to hide from screaming kids.  There is ZERO need to lure someone into a 45 minute exhaust match where neither of you gain anything.

I 100% wish there was a "Shut the fuck up, you're annoying" emote. It's really annoying that in 2020 there's still no auto-squelch option and I have to manually squelch every single opponent. It's ALWAYS the one time I don't squelch that I'm facing the fucking moron that plays with as much skill as my left testicle and BM's "Well played" literally every fucking turn simply because I draw dead and he has playable cards.

Came back to try HS again after sometime since i have started Runeterra. 1st game facing Highlander mage who goes t6 Dragoncaster into Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron to get double alex from deck and Nagrand Slam. Well fk this bullshit iam not playing this again. Games decided on t6 by dice rolls are soo much fun /s

Man, I haaaaate losing to people who have made obviously suboptimal choices in deck construction.

Just played a person that was like a mish-mash of tempo, control and midrange warrior. Admittedly, it took a slow start from me and a topdeck Brawl into topdeck Livewire Lance into Kobold Lackey from him to kill me, but Jesus Christ; at least bring a proper deck!

Though in their defense, their deck was 100% golden - so perhaps some of those odd choices were just to get the 100% rather than because they actually thought they were appropriate.

Edit: oof, then a mage who, after getting double Incanters Flow, got turn 8 and 10 Puzzlebox against my onslaught (though to be fair, first box drew 3 cards making it easier to hit second). 17 out of 20 spells were positive for them, including lethal the turn after the second thanks to face damage plus Power of Creation. Those losses sting because skill is taken entirely out of the equation at that point - if you're forced to play Box or lose, there's no decision tree and you're just hoping to get lucky.

Pirate warrior, here we go again stupid boring shit just go face

What's the point of limiting decks to 2 copies of a card if you can just discover 27 extra copies over and over and over and over?

Quote from Mugen8 >>

Man, I haaaaate losing to people who have made obviously suboptimal choices in deck construction.

Just played a person that was like a mish-mash of tempo, control and midrange warrior. Admittedly, it took a slow start from me and a topdeck Brawl into topdeck Livewire Lance into Kobold Lackey from him to kill me, but Jesus Christ; at least bring a proper deck!

Though in their defense, their deck was 100% golden - so perhaps some of those odd choices were just to get the 100% rather than because they actually thought they were appropriate.

Edit: oof, then a mage who, after getting double Incanters Flow, got turn 8 and 10 Puzzlebox against my onslaught (though to be fair, first box drew 3 cards making it easier to hit second). 17 out of 20 spells were positive for them, including lethal the turn after the second thanks to face damage plus Power of Creation. Those losses sting because skill is taken entirely out of the equation at that point - if you're forced to play Box or lose, there's no decision tree and you're just hoping to get lucky.

 The only thing I like about puzzle box is at least you know the games about to end.

112 2-drops in the game, only 3 of them Pirates. After high rolling the crap out of EVERY TURN this entire game (notice my only 10 hp on turn 6), this dude gets a Parachute Brigand from a Faceless Lackey, with a Skybarge on board. That 2 damage just happens to hit my 6/4 allowing him to cleanly trade into it and not take face damage and seal the win.

Quote from Evil_B >>

It seems to me that they are really ratcheting up the mindlessness of the game. Every game I play I either get perfect cards on curve that I couldn't hand pick any better, or I sit with a useless hand and get demolished. No in between. It has always been like this but I just lost to a druid in 5 turns where I healed for 8 and still lost. It could only be possible if he got the exact cards that he did in the order he did. Of course he top decked the game winner. That's a given. 

After cruising through two mindless wins I lost to a murloc paladin that did 38 damage (I healed) in 5 turns. Again of course he top decked the game winner. Does Blizzard really think that this is fun for anyone? Dial it back for Christ's sake. 

Priest 

Convincing infiltrator x 18, archmage vargoth, topdeck mass ressurection

3 mindless wins.

2 mindless losses.

1 mindless win.

1 mindless loss. 

I miss strategy. 

Not really salt, but some crazy/funny RNG that went against me: I am playing Gala Rogue, I play Galakrond, draw a 0-cost Edwin VanCleef, play a couple of cards, the last one being Faceless Lackey, now I get a bit greedy and decide that a 10/10 Edwin is not enough, so I Shadowstep my Faceless Lackey and play it again, only to see the 'End Turn' button blinking green!! That bastard Lackey generated Mana Wraith!!!! I wonder what are the odds of this, meaning how many 2-mana minions there are in standard....

My first post in this thread, cause normaly I am very chilled with this game.

But THIS happened... epic...

Me queued against Galakrond Rezz Priest - juicy snack normaly...

Game was totally in my favor. Then:

T7 Bran , countered by Soul mirror

After this: Pychopomp into Krush, Galakrond invoke into Psychopomp, Psychopomp into Krush, Psychopomp into Krush...

All cleared.. Mass rezz.. GG - WTF RNG!?!??!

You broke math...

31st of may, 2 wins away from legend, to lose-train back to rank 3. 

Now ranking up to platinum 1, only to bounce back and forth from 1 to 2 all the time to the most RNG bullshit I've seen in this game. Oh sorry you said skill? Nah man just shuffle fucking 14x Shiv in your deck and BM ''gg''. FUCK OFF.

Fuck demon hunter also. They fucking ruined this game with that overpowered shitclass. fuck off.