Hearthpwn

If I play Highlander hunter then I`m facing against DH and when I change to egg warrior I play against Priest and Mage, f*ck this game

I honestly think now after the last 3 days on ladder at diamond 10-7 that RNG is the new issue with this game. DH is an issue still, but out of the last 10 games I've played RNG has won at least 3/4 of them. Either by the random generated bullshit discover cards or just pure rng. I've just played a hunter who was down at 7 hp on egg warrior, got the dormant 5/4 - it awakens to go 5 for face (bearing in mind I have 3 board minions). then he has two 7/7 1 mana charge boar.... I had 20 hp. 21 damage lethal in 3 actions when I have board control is a joke. 

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Stabilized against a Zoo Lock at 12 health. They had 6 cards in hand, 3 of the 6 were Soulfire. They got lucky by not discarding them and hit me for exact lethal. 

At a certain point in life, you realize you're 40 years old playing a children's card game and you're salty because children are winning purely from RNG. You then realize you probably shouldn't be salty because the children are having fun, and that's what it's all about. So, from now on, I vow to never be salty again. From this day forward, I will keep my composure and give a truly heartfelt "gg" to all the other 40-year-old children basking in the glory of their RNG victories on the way to their mom's kitchen to make some Pizza Rolls. 

So sick of ”we're gonna be rich" deck. HS suppose to be fun, fast and simple, not with buch of super lame decks that only consist of taunt and aoe with only win condition by fatigue. F**king 1 hour game. I prefer lose to DH rather than reno d*ck

So sick of ”we're gonna be rich" deck. HS suppose to be fun, fast and simple, not with buch of super lame decks that only consist of taunt and aoe with only win condition by fatigue. F**king 1 hour game. I prefer lose to DH rather than reno d*ck

So sick of ”we're gonna be rich" deck. HS suppose to be fun, fast and simple, not with buch of super lame decks that only consist of taunt and aoe with only win condition by fatigue. F**king 1 hour game. I prefer lose to DH rather than reno d*ck

fuck priest srsly i lost two games vs priest they played only my cards it was so fucking tilting one of them thoughtsteal like 4 times and some shity steal ur shit cards he played only mage cards the whole game i fucking lost to puzzlebox at the end he played 2x conj and 5 mana maly and the mage prime and reno and fucking deep freez and 2x power of creation and kept freezing my shit with nova and blizz and to top it off a puzzle box i was at one point thinking this fucker is cheating somehow. how the fuck he got almost half my deck every turn he plays a mage card what the fuck priest class should go to HOF i dont mind losing to dh and face hunters at least it wont take like 35 mins and at the end u lose fuck priest fuck this piece of shit class 

How I’m f**cking supposed to play around DISCOVERED secret from every class in rogue...

Discolock (me) vs Gala Rogue (Jerk):
Jerk discovers Ice Block (in ROGUE) just in time to prevent lethal. And following turn discover a Warlock class card for perfect lethal.

WTF..

i'm not a particularly rogue hater, but the thing that gets me most is not that they can swing a game out of nowhere thanks to RNGesus it's that when you play them you feel like winning when you play well enough to control the state of the game and just when you are going to win they get perfect random card after perfect random card every turn for 10 turns and THEN they win out of nowhere from random crap, i'm so sick of rogues and their BS shenanigans. But i will let you decide from this replay...

https://hsreplay.net/replay/H4RUpyeo82fPfLs2nwgRh5

If those who accepted to release the demonhunter that way, even after all those nerfs, are not released from their jobs at blizzard, some nice virus will remove them hopefully.

These and all low IQ people playing that class.

Really don't get what the frick just happened to me. Regular Arena player who almost never nets less than 5 wins per run - went 0-3 twice with two different drafts (of which one draft was so good that I was expecting to definitely break-even). It was just simply unbelievable what kind of draws my opponents had. They kept drawing the absolute frickin nuts. Shit can happen, ofc, but it was insane that this happened pretty much 6 straight games playing 2 different arena decks. I'm mindboggled.

Stop giving my opp answer after answer into lethal off the top Bli$$ard we are all sick of this shit!

We are sick of your brain deck game bottom out! It’s not fucking fun!

why the fuck as SOON as i switch to a counter for the meta next few games they give me a HARD counter. Atleast be more slick with the shit. These fools aint even trying to hide it, no tinfoil bullshit anyone can see it. 

Edit: Anyone else just don't give a fuck about playing against priest? Win or lose you can be winning and you just like "who got time for this shit?? fuck it im winning but im out" lol

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why the fuck as SOON as i switch to a counter for the meta next few games they give me a HARD counter. Atleast be more slick with the shit. These fools aint even trying to hide it, no tinfoil bullshit anyone can see it. 

Edit: Anyone else just don't give a fuck about playing against priest? Win or lose you can be winning and you just like "who got time for this shit?? fuck it im winning but im out" lol

 

I feel like most priests on ladder (excluding legend) only play Priest because they know they're going to cheese a good amount of wins just from people who just auto-concede when they see a Priest because they don't feel like playing 40 minute fucking games.

Guys you should try playing a deck which can live to turn 9/10 vs DH. There arn't many but if you thought that dying on turn 5 or 6 was bad wait until turn 9/10 when they destroy your entire board of 8 health minions in one turn and then do 15 or 16 face damage at the same time while establishing their own board. Super fair. Altruis needs to hit all minions and can't hit heroes.

so they just gave up fixing DH then, cool... never been a problem anyway, right?

and what about that fucking adventure? no news whatsoever

So of course after a 30-minute match against res priest, I manage to win just to be matched with a DH, of course, that by chance ended up having GOD draws, of course, every turn, of course, and sent me back to the matchmaking screen in less than 2 MINUTES! At silver rank 2. On a goddamn Sunday morning. FFF!

That's SkillStone for you folks, a game where no matter how much you practice and how good you get, there will always some idiot playing cards that almost play themselves.