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cubelock in casual, fucking why

FUCK COLDLIGHT ORACLE

SERIOUSLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS GODDAMNED BULLSHIT CARD TO LEAVE STANDARD.  IM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING DUSTING IT FOREVER, FUCK THE BONUS DUST

T1 Northshire Cleric

no problem I got this, Doomsayer.  

T2  7/7 Northshire Cleric

How do I get away with actual murder?

All I have to say Legendary meta is absolute crap, random only no skill involved. Don't think I want to get here once again.

Can we all just use this space to talk about how fucking terrible and worthless this week's 'special' brawl is?

20th anniversary of Starcraft and there's literally nothing in this brawl even related to it - on top of that, it's yet another garbage bullshit RNG clown fiesta with zero skill, zero counterplay, zero fun

Why am I even slightly surprised this was a massive letdown 

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Can we all just use this space to talk about how fucking terrible and worthless this week's 'special' brawl is?

20th anniversary of Starcraft and there's literally nothing in this brawl even related to it - on top of that, it's yet another garbage bullshit RNG clown fiesta with zero skill, zero counterplay, zero fun

Why am I even slightly surprised this was a massive letdown 

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Oh look.  A Secret mage in standard.

FUCK OFF back to the ladder.  Fucking cunty faceroller.

EDIT: And throwing a "hello" at the end of a match.  Grow up.

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FUCK COLDLIGHT ORACLE

SERIOUSLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS GODDAMNED BULLSHIT CARD TO LEAVE STANDARD.  IM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING DUSTING IT FOREVER, FUCK THE BONUS DUST

Just lost a game playing recruit druid where the single card I needed to win was malfurion the pestilent. I had 6 cards left and I played UI in hopes of drawing it and it was my last card. The very next turn I mill it. Fuck my life.

when the hell did this god damn game became magestone? no matter what mode i play, i only play against fuckin mages

I get less upset with HS when I use decks that embrace the RNG instead of fighting it or begging it to swing my way. More randomness means more chances to get something good. When I try to play a deck that relies on doing the math right and getting a reasonable draw, I get really pissed off at the luck imbalance.

Still, fuck all the people who have 4 non-Melchezzar legendaries in a perfect deck at level 20. If your cards are that good, why are you at level 20?

Also, here is the unluckiest Evolve of all time, after which I reconfigured for overload instead of evolve. 2x The Darkness with no candles:

 EDIT: Also, devolved 3x Snowflipper Penguin for a player named HappyFeet.

In all seriousness, I wonder to what extent all our gripes are related to bots auto-playing the netdeck with the current highest winrate (which we can thank Hearthpwn for). If all the autoplay bots were eliminated, I bet that would solve a lot of meta problems.

I wonder what would happen if Hearthpwn published total shit decks as the top decks.

Daily reminder that anyone that plays Retardfull Summoner decks deserves to get fucked by horses.

Ranked is 98% rng and 2% skill

Game feels retarded right now.

STOP RELEASING RNG CARDS AND HIGHROLL DECKS

FUCK CUBELOCK FUCK CUBELOCK FUCK CUBELOCK FUCK CUBELOCK AND FUCK AMETHYST SPELLSTONE - DEAL 7 HEAL 7 LOL! Edit: YOU KNOW WHAT MY NEXT OPPONENT IS? CUBELOCK EDIT 2: I TOPDECKED POLYMORPH ON TURN 7 WHEN HE ALREADY HAD 2 VOIDLORDS FROM CUBE.

spiteful summoner was a gigantic mistake.

can someone please do me a favor and kill me

i dont deserve this insane bad luck

guys who have a normal hearthstone experience and draw normally...what's it like?   what's it like to play well and have it result in win?

how do i win when i play perfectly

should i start playing badly